shhh... u all dem fussy!!
"Does my bum look big in this?" Asked my wife.
"Yes," I said,
"How can you tell? I've not even turned around yet," she laughed.
"Exactly," I replied.
Relationship Joke v2
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May 17 2012, 04:46 PM
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QUOTE(eXyzt @ May 14 2012, 10:04 PM) i don't quite get it...  QUOTE(hizperion @ May 15 2012, 10:00 AM) but not sure about the drawer fall down part if it has meaning at all QUOTE(MyKy44 @ May 15 2012, 12:21 PM) and then we're dissecting the joke. which shows it's a bad joke. yeah ... most jokes *most* people will get it, it's rare to get one in this tered that most of us *didn't* get it. |
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May 17 2012, 05:16 PM
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I was trying to chat up this girl in the pub the other night. I tried tellng her about how I had a degree in Rocket Engineering.
I tried telling her about how I used to work as a Brad Pitt lookalike and stunt double. I even asked if she wanted a lift home in my brand new Skyline. Nothing at all would impress her! Mila Kunis is such a fussy lady. |
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May 17 2012, 06:21 PM
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My girlfriend was screaming at me.
"Leave!! Get out this house!" she ordered. As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!" So I turned around and replied, "Wait, so you want me to stay?" |
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May 17 2012, 06:25 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ May 17 2012, 05:16 PM) I was trying to chat up this girl in the pub the other night. I tried tellng her about how I had a degree in Rocket Engineering. No understand...reference to Shania Twain song?I tried telling her about how I used to work as a Brad Pitt lookalike and stunt double. I even asked if she wanted a lift home in my brand new Skyline. Nothing at all would impress her! Mila Kunis is such a fussy lady.  Okay, so you're a rocket scientist That don't impress me much So you got the brain but have you got the touch... Okay, so you're Brad Pitt That don't impress me much So you got the looks but have you got the touch... ou're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in I can't believe you kiss your car good night C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right! This post has been edited by reehdus: May 17 2012, 06:26 PM |
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May 18 2012, 12:03 AM
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here we go again, dissecting jokes!
boohoo misfit booooooooooooooooo  |
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May 18 2012, 12:27 PM
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Statement 1 :A blow to Hope and Faith can bring Spirit down.
Statement 2 :My girlfriend says I'm an egoist to have named my privates. |
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May 19 2012, 02:14 PM
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A man was watching golf on TV. He was also watching an X rated movie featuring a lusty couple having sex on another channel.
“I don’t know whether to watch them or the game” he asked the wife. “For heaven’s sake, watch them. You already know how to play golf” replied the wife. |
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May 19 2012, 09:40 PM
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Noob hubby.
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May 20 2012, 07:23 PM
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reposta
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May 20 2012, 09:34 PM
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A guy ask his friend a question .
La Guy : hey dude, can i ask u a question? La Friend : Sure dude La Guy : but you must answer it with only a "yes" or "no" La Friend : Whatever La Guy : Does your mom know that you're gay?? La Friend : *Thinks* La Friend : FFFUUUUU!!!! LOL..... |
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May 21 2012, 10:12 AM
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Apparently towels are the biggest cause of dry skin.
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May 21 2012, 12:23 PM
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oi no blogwhoring here damn noob
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May 21 2012, 12:30 PM
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blog whore hurr durr
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May 21 2012, 08:02 PM
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wasn't very funny
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May 21 2012, 08:14 PM
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agreed
what 's funny? |
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May 21 2012, 11:48 PM
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QUOTE(Maddy88 @ May 21 2012, 06:21 PM) HAPPY NOW JERKS??? i have to copy paste for you!!! lazy den sy your lazy to click!!!! this is hilarious!! great joke!!FIGHT EVIL WITH GOOD! This post has been edited by x-1o8-x: May 21 2012, 11:48 PM |
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May 22 2012, 12:14 AM
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lol i agree
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May 22 2012, 11:52 AM
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QUOTE(Maddy88 @ May 21 2012, 06:21 PM) HAPPY NOW JERKS??? i have to copy paste for you!!! lazy den sy your lazy to click!!!! nothing to do with lazy or not. rules say no blogwhoring. lucky nobody reported u FIGHT EVIL WITH GOOD!  |
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May 22 2012, 01:33 PM
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i will kill you if you make any more mistakes
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