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post Oct 31 2010, 12:27 AM

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last time it was KAYAK across the pacific ocean man..... hgahaha
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post Nov 15 2010, 02:22 PM

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he forgot /sarcasm tag la aiyo
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post Nov 28 2010, 10:49 PM

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REPOSTAAAAAAAAA but i don't mind cos is good classic joke biggrin.gif
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post Dec 1 2010, 12:09 AM

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NIASEENNNGGGGGGG
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post Dec 20 2010, 10:08 AM

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QUOTE(Band Aid @ Dec 20 2010, 04:12 AM)
my girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!

and that's how i ended up being foreveralone.jpg
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HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA
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post Feb 11 2011, 01:02 AM

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^or in some cases "remember, u have a girlfriend"

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post Feb 18 2011, 11:14 AM

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'Russell, u're getting old now *frown* and u're not married *more frown* y don't i find some nice girls for u huh?'
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post Mar 1 2011, 09:21 AM

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QUOTE(VengenZ @ Mar 1 2011, 12:05 AM)
unbrainable
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i kenot brain y u kenot brain. it's so simple
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post Mar 3 2011, 05:48 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Mar 2 2011, 12:50 PM)
A Bloke met two girls down the pub last night who had strong Cardiff accents.
The bloke said, "I know that accent. You two ladies are from Scotland, aren't you?"

"Wales, you idiot," one of them replied.

"Sorry," He said, "You two whales are from Scotland, aren't you?"
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post Mar 28 2011, 02:52 PM

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someone's not getting enough actions whistling.gif
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post Apr 15 2011, 03:45 PM

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howtf to search for a joke man...... hahahahahaha
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post May 3 2011, 10:06 AM

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I SAW THT COMIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGG

but still lol'd
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post May 19 2011, 12:23 AM

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QUOTE(victor_hoh @ May 18 2011, 01:49 PM)
hehehe... flying pan, fly lie, fly chicken.
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HAHAHAHAHA shiiiitt i tot he meant chinaman sellers are rip-offs!! ahahahaha
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post May 19 2011, 11:33 PM

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hohoho
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post May 23 2011, 10:46 PM

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QUOTE(it.fusion @ May 20 2011, 12:37 PM)
raped or 'willing to get raped' ?
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think there's a joke tht englishmen aren't exactly good in bed, and have low libido
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post Jun 29 2011, 01:17 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jun 27 2011, 10:47 PM)
Bijob walked in the kitchen and said, "That smells nice, what is it?"

"Its a red wine sauce I've made." The wife pointed her finger towards him and said, "Have a taste."

Bijob said, "That's facking disgusting."

"Sorry, wrong finger... scratched my arse with that one."
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hahaahahahahah
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post Jun 29 2011, 11:59 PM

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QUOTE(slehead @ Jun 29 2011, 11:18 PM)
i dont get this 1..
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QUOTE(firefoxian @ Jun 27 2011, 11:39 AM)
algae-bra. haha
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While having sex with my wife, I tried to think of work so that I can last longer.
Apparently thoughts of MS Excel and documents turns me on even more.
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post Jul 5 2011, 07:29 AM

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woohooooooooooo sex+football woohoooooooooooooo
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post Jul 7 2011, 05:48 PM

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QUOTE(bluetopaz @ Jul 7 2011, 01:10 AM)
At days, some words are better than panadol/antibiotics...

Girl: Do you know how the farmer counts his cows?
Boy: fingers?
Girl: *rolls eyes* try again!
Boy: eyes?
Girl: Pengsan! Try again!
Boy (tarak sabar): Cow got numbers one!
Girl, rubbing fingers gleefully: Hahahaha, naw! jek jek jek, its COW-CULATOR!
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post Jul 19 2011, 01:51 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jul 13 2011, 11:13 PM)
Anal sex is a lot like my first car.

I didn't really want it, but my dad gave it to me anyway.
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le fu~

QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jul 17 2011, 11:21 PM)
After shagging a fat chick whilst Tucker was drunk the next morning he said to her, "Here, if you want to see me again call this number."

"Awww, men don't usually give me their numbers," she responded.

Tucker said, "It's not mine. It's Weight Watchers."
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA TUCKER MAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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