"Give it to me! Quick!" she said, "I'm so f*cking wet, give it to me now!"

Foreveralone cheapskate way to hear female moan live!


but taking away her umbrella

I've started violence at the last three demonstrations and still I've managed to avoid being arrested.

I guess you can't really see my face behind the riot shield.

Isaac was watching TV when the girlfriend came up and said, "I heard you wanking last night."

"Oh come on," He said, "Don't you ever, you know... ?"

"Ever what?" she replied.

"You know..." he said, "Don't you ever, you know... too?"

"Come on, say it. Don't I ever what?" she replied.

Isaac said, "Don't you ever shut the f*ck up?"

2 fishes were sitting in a tank and 1 said to the other " can u drive this thing?"

simple and nice!

reposta

Whenever I lost my wife in a mall, I shout:
BOOBIES!!!!!!!
WHERE R U??????????????

A dog asks a cat "How come I've never seen you cats making love in public?"

The cat replies, "Do you want humans to steal our style like they did yours?"

In the wake of Indonesia War Threat!

The kastam is on patrol on the Malaysian coast. Suddenly they see a small boat with two indonesian. They ask the two guys, "what are you doing?"

The Indonesian answer: "We're going to invade KL!"

Kastam: "Hah, just the two of you?"

Indonesian: "No, we're the last ones. All the others are already there."

Feminism is the belief that both sexes may become equal by focusing solely on one of them.

The Doctor looked me squarely in the eye. "You seriously need to reduce your alcohol intake or you'll ruin what's left of your liver completely."

"F*ck off, Doc," I replied. "You always say that when it's your round. Get the beers in! you tight as*h***."

Eric is looking for a new desk for his office and he spots one that looks perfect in an antique shop window. He goes inside and asks the shopkeeper how much it is.

"That desk is going for $8000," says the shopkeeper.
"$8000 for an old desk? That's outrageous!" exclaims Eric.

"Ah," says the shopkeeper, "but this is a magic desk." He turns to the desk and asks, "Desk, how much money do I have in my pocket?"

The desk taps one of its legs on the floor four times. The shopkeeper turns out his pocket and, sure enough, there are four dollar of coins there.

"Wow, that's pretty cool," says Eric. "Alright, desk, how much money does my wife have in her bank account?"

At this, the desk goes wild, manically banging all four of its legs up and down repeatedly for over five minutes non-stop.

"Damn, where did she get all that from?" asks Eric.

The desk's legs slide apart and its drawers fall down.

Things that come out from yesterday's EPL

Manchester City fans haven't been this happy since Chelsea won the league.

Gone in 60 seconds will be playing on MUTV

A lorry full of 'CHAMP20NS' t-shirts, which are all still in their original packaging was on 95% sale

Alex McLeish is "considering his future" after failing his mission to relegate every Midlands football club within 5 years

''I can't believe city won, united will always be in my heart and we will once again be top of the premier league... we just have to believe", Howard Webb wept openly to the papers.

They all thought that Joey Barton had left Man City but it looks like he is still on the payroll.

"I would like to thank all the loyal fans who supported us, who came down running on the field to celebrate with the players, especially those who came back when they were already in the bus 5 minutes before the match ends...", Mancini's post-match interview.

Definition of irony: City win the league in Fergie time.

i don't quite get it...

i just get the legs slide apart part, which means his wife has been spreading legs to get money
but not sure about the drawer fall down part if it has meaning at all

panties drop down

ok

and then we're dissecting the joke.

which shows it's a bad joke.

boohoo misfit boooooo

dude, this is epic!!