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Relationship Joke v2
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reehdus
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 Sep 14 2011, 10:28 AM
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QUOTE(Netto Hikari @ Sep 14 2011, 03:21 AM) i noe this is old stuff, but thats not snape. that is lupin, the werewolf. it doesn't change the joke. it could be dobby and still be funny. here's one i found: A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up. 'Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship, 'the wife explained.' He was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts. He communicates really well and I just act like I'm listening.
Added on September 14, 2011, 10:30 am'When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.' This post has been edited by reehdus: Sep 14 2011, 10:30 AM |
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reehdus
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Dec 22 2011, 03:44 PM
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QUOTE(gregy @ Dec 21 2011, 01:52 PM) Best to leave bestiality out. Pun intended  What pun? |
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reehdus
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Dec 23 2011, 09:41 AM
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QUOTE(Shadow Kun @ Dec 22 2011, 03:54 PM) ah ok...didnt notice that |
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reehdus
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May 17 2012, 06:25 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ May 17 2012, 05:16 PM) I was trying to chat up this girl in the pub the other night. I tried tellng her about how I had a degree in Rocket Engineering. I tried telling her about how I used to work as a Brad Pitt lookalike and stunt double. I even asked if she wanted a lift home in my brand new Skyline. Nothing at all would impress her! Mila Kunis is such a fussy lady. No understand...reference to Shania Twain song? Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch...
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch...
ou're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!This post has been edited by reehdus: May 17 2012, 06:26 PM |
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reehdus
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May 22 2012, 11:52 AM
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QUOTE(Maddy88 @ May 21 2012, 06:21 PM) HAPPY NOW JERKS??? i have to copy paste for you!!! lazy den sy your lazy to click!!!! FIGHT EVIL WITH GOOD! nothing to do with lazy or not. rules say no blogwhoring. lucky nobody reported u |
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reehdus
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May 30 2012, 10:33 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ May 25 2012, 06:12 PM) Joey Barton is planning to join a new club this summer. He can't say which one, its first rule is you don't talk about it. Lol fight club |
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