Hokkien Joke Here - Sorry for those who can't understand~

Tarzan had been living in the jungles for the god damn years and now he's a man. One day the God came to him and says "Tarzan, u r now matured enough to reproduce ur gen. You can go out and look for a 'Cha Boh' that you love." Tarzan replied " But god, what is 'Cha Boh'?" God tell him "'Cha Boh' is a something with a 'hole' that you don't have." And so, Tarzan started his quest to look for 'Cha Boh', and he searched though every holes he can find.

After a long jourey, tarzan reached a cave, and he think that this might be the hole that God told him. He yelled into the cave entrance " Wu 'Cha Boh' bo?!!!" and the echo bounced back "Booo Boooo Booo Boooohhhhhh". Dissappointed, he continue to searched for the mysterious hole.

He came across the second cave, with bigger entrance, and he repeat himself "Wu Cha Boh bo?!!!!" and the echo once again bounced back the same thing "Boooo Boooo Boooo Boooohhhhhh".

Angered and very dissappointed with the quest, he says that if another hole doesn't work, he's returning to jungle and play with the monkeys for his life.

This time, he saw a really BIG, HUGE hole with very nice finishing, and he's so confident that he'll get one. He yelled "Wu Cha Boh bo!!!!!!!???" and this very time the echo bounced back differently "Wuuuuuu Wuuuuu Wuuuuuu Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"!

He was so happy and excited that his journey has come to the end. But suddenly, there's a loud sound "BANg!!!!"!! Guess what, Tarzan died at the scene on the spot!! WHY???!!

Because the last hole tarzan yelled to was a train tunnel~

This post has been edited by eikozai: May 22 2012, 01:53 PM