A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busylunchtime. They got behind a very fat business woman who had a pager with her. After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,

"Wow, She's fat!"

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet. A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far as they would go and announced;

"Her bum is this wide!"

The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.

Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep"

The little boy yelled out,

"Run for your life, she's reversing!"

OMG, I LOLed.

My creation:

I swear lyrics (Married version):

I swear by the boom and the bars from your sly
and I swear like the idiot that's by your side

I see the queries in your eyes
I know there's something on your mind
I can't be sure you know your part
Cause I stand beside you through the years
I'll only cry those depressed tears
And though you make mistakes
You'll always break my heart

And I swear by the boon
And the bars in the sky I'll beware
I swear like the idiot that's by your side I'll beware
For never or worse
Till death do us part
I'll bash you with every beat of my heart
And I swear