I saw some ducks in the park looking at their reflection in the water.

I'm pretty sure they were practicing their teenage slut face.

Official story : North Korean rocket fails, falls in South Korean seas.

North Korea state TV : Eternal leaders rocket becomes glorious submarine to fool the puppet forces of the West.

^
LOL HAHAHA

"You won't like me when I'm angry.

Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."

- The Credible Hulk.

THIS MADE ME FUKKEN LOL

hahahahahaha

Couple decides to go on a vacation to reenact their first honeymoon. They went to the same beach, booked into the same resort and the same suite. They got naked naked and went to their own respective corners. At the count of three, they started running towards each other.

But the husband missed and fell out the window. When he came around he was naked, embarrassed and bruised from the prickly bush. He sneaked around until he could find some laundry drying by a window. He ran back to his honeymoon suite and bellowed to his wife, "Why didn't you come and get me?!! I was passed out in the bushes for hours!"

The wife said, "I was stuck on the doorknob for hours."

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Added on April 15, 2012, 10:46 pmTeacher asked:
Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?

Little Johnny answered:
Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king….not forgetting wan-king

This post has been edited by PrinceHamsap: Apr 15 2012, 10:46 PM

omg how come i don't get this?

Tommy ask his father

Tommy: Dad, What is between Mom leg?

Dad: Paradise^^

Tommy: Dad, what between of your leg?

Dad: Key of paradise, haha

Tommy: Then u better watch out, our neighbour have spare key.

dua dua lompat
donut suppose to connect with sausage / standing prawn commence
critical miss!!!
sausage terjunam keluar tingkap
donut pula ter????? kat pemegang pintu

hmm still dun't understand how can tersangkut at doorknob lol
oh well.. nvm if the joke that obvious

ever heard of fisting
knob is somewhere smaller then it alittle

Q: Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
A: They give like hell. They do not yell. They do not tell. They do not
swell and there is no wedding bell!

I don't know why even bother having a smartphone.

It spends so much time on charge, you might as well call it a landline.

Sociologists say that social media are creating the laziest generation ever.

Most peopled expressed their opinion in great detail by hitting the "Like" button.

I went on a backpacking holiday with the wife.

On the first night I said, "I think there's a monster under my bed..."

"Grow up," she replied.

"No, really," I continued. "It's hideous..."

"Stop pissing about," she snapped. "I knew it was a mistake letting you have the top bunk."

This post has been edited by aLittleMisfit: Apr 19 2012, 12:46 PM

New Durex slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.

Why did King Arthur Camelot?

Because he played with his Lancelot

Not if you're Usain Bolt.