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SUSErgoProxi
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 Sep 2 2011, 02:58 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Sep 2 2011, 02:52 PM) My girlfriend got down on one knee to me earlier. "I love you," she smiled. "Will you marry me?" "Let's talk about it when you've finished, eh?" I replied, unzipping my trousers. Needless to say, we broke up good one la.... BTW, My Girlfriend is a PORN STAR n she'll b pissed when she founds out.... |
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SUSErgoProxi
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Sep 2 2011, 04:32 PM
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QUOTE(ErgoProxi @ Sep 2 2011, 02:58 PM) good one la.... BTW, My Girlfriend is a PORN STAR n she'll b pissed when she founds out.... QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Sep 2 2011, 03:14 PM) QUOTE(bryanyeo @ Sep 2 2011, 04:23 PM) that I'm a Porn Movies Producer n never produced any movie of her....
Added on September 2, 2011, 4:43 pmanother lame joke: Son: Dad, what is GAY? Dad: Gay means Happy, son. Son: Then, r u GAY? Dad: No, son. I married your Mother. This post has been edited by ErgoProxi: Sep 2 2011, 04:43 PM |
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SUSErgoProxi
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Sep 3 2011, 02:18 PM
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'm bored again. So, 'm posting this:
Daughter: Mum, I can't decide whether to choose A or B as my Boyfriend. How do I solve this "LOVE-Triangle" problem?
Mum: THREESOME
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SUSErgoProxi
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Sep 5 2011, 04:27 AM
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Definition of W.I.F.E :
W - Washing
I - Ironing
F - Fu*king
E - Etc.
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SUSErgoProxi
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Mar 21 2012, 03:43 AM
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QUOTE(Bks @ Mar 20 2012, 09:34 PM) lol i need a good jokes to put my spirit up.. Stress is killing me  Sir, I believe you misspelled "My Wife" This post has been edited by ErgoProxi: Mar 21 2012, 03:45 AM |
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SUSErgoProxi
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Apr 12 2012, 03:10 PM
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Good, dead flowers. u'll b the same when u give them to her.
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SUSErgoProxi
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May 7 2012, 06:46 AM
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Whenever I lost my wife in a mall, I shout:
BOOBIES!!!!!!!
WHERE R U??????????????
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SUSErgoProxi
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Nov 16 2012, 02:40 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Nov 12 2012, 09:14 PM) "Who are we?" "Women!" "What do we want?" "We don't know!" "When do we want it?" "Now!" "Who are we?" "Men!" "What do we want?" "SEX!" "When do we want it?" "Anytime!" |
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SUSErgoProxi
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Dec 22 2012, 05:57 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Dec 22 2012, 05:37 PM) The world didn't end... I was up all night and it was a close one, but I managed to save you all. You're welcome! no, Goku & Superman have saved Earth that's why we are still alive... This post has been edited by ErgoProxi: Dec 22 2012, 05:59 PM |
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SUSErgoProxi
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Jan 12 2013, 02:39 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jan 12 2013, 02:00 PM) "You're all going to burn in hell." a religious zealot pointed out to me. on my way to work today. "No, Bern is in Switzerland." I said. Hell 157 East Rosemary Street Chapel Hill, NC 27514 (919) 929-9666 |
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SUSErgoProxi
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Mar 24 2013, 08:51 PM
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"Don't punish me for loving you.
That's the court's job." - Husband.
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SUSErgoProxi
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Apr 11 2013, 10:30 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 11 2013, 09:04 PM) So North Korea have declared that they plan on invading Japan. I personally wish them the best of luck with storming Takeshi's Castle.I miss that castle. |
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SUSErgoProxi
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May 5 2013, 02:16 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ May 5 2013, 01:42 PM) I've just finished the garlic diet. I lost 6 friends.1 of them is Edward? |
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SUSErgoProxi
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Aug 29 2013, 04:18 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Aug 29 2013, 10:01 AM) My new neighbour just sneezed, so by instinct and good manners i said bless you............ She said thanks, but looked a little confused that her wardrobe was talking to her. phail kaki sekodeng. |
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SUSErgoProxi
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Nov 19 2013, 10:43 AM
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QUOTE(PaulReedSmooth @ Nov 19 2013, 02:34 AM)  WTFBBQ mindblownmore like walletblown. |
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SUSErgoProxi
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Dec 24 2013, 02:15 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Dec 24 2013, 09:46 AM) Asked an ah lian for her number. She replied, Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight. I said, Wow! Then her friend said, She means 6663629. lel~ |
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SUSErgoProxi
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Jun 4 2014, 02:17 AM
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SUSErgoProxi
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Jun 22 2014, 10:42 PM
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lol
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SUSErgoProxi
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Jun 23 2014, 10:22 PM
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