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post Apr 3 2009, 11:29 PM, updated 17y ago

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go there and post here ur epic converstaion.

here's mine:

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Stranger: Hi!
You: hi
You: is it me..or the situation here's kinda awkward..
Stranger: I begin to insert my penis into your ear.
You: nice..
You: penis in ear.
You: cool
You: kinky
You: *moaning in satisfaction*
Stranger: You begin to writhe, pumping my schlong inand out of your ear canal.
Stranger: I burst your eardrumj
Stranger: Blood and visceral fluids splatter all over my hard cock
Stranger: You are rendered deaf
You: then i felt some sort of liquid gushing through my ears canal...can feel em in my brain.
Stranger: You bite my kneecap
Stranger: it is delicious
You: continue moaning..
Stranger: You start to scratch away at the scabs on my knees with your teeth and caress the yellow pus which spurts forth with your tongue
Stranger: I ejaculate in your ear. It sounds like Beethoven.
You: no
You: it sounds much better than beethoven
You: *but i'm rendered deaf...so no sound for me
Stranger: I begin to spill yogurt all over your chest
Stranger: And ranch sauce
Stranger: You are my pizza
You: and i lick those yogurts with my toungue
Stranger: I take my cinnastick and dip it in your melted cheese
You: i can feel pasteurized milk powder spilling of my pink nipple
Stranger: I defecate into your vagina
You: uh nuh..u dun want to
Stranger: i begin drawing a face with jellybeans on your chest
You: i'v got teeth in my vagina
Stranger: You contract a unrinary tract infection
Stranger: I am immune to dentitus!
You: nais...at last someone's immune to it
You: all the boys i did over these years..end up with minched d***
Stranger: Anyway, I have to go to my boyfriend's house to study now. Thanks for the erotic chat, Kayla.
You: ^^
You: u're welcome.
You: happy studying...i'm studying too right now.


This post has been edited by loveuallso: Apr 4 2009, 09:45 PM
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post Apr 3 2009, 11:44 PM

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post Apr 3 2009, 11:46 PM

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post Apr 3 2009, 11:48 PM

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its a site where u chat as anons..
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post Apr 3 2009, 11:54 PM

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i v try it. i enjoice it. hehehe
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post Apr 3 2009, 11:56 PM

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good comments so far...LOL. all enjoice.
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post Apr 3 2009, 11:57 PM

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post Apr 4 2009, 12:00 AM

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its bodoh maximum...but okla...
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post Apr 4 2009, 12:02 AM

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i is enjoice fooling ppl..
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post Apr 4 2009, 12:04 AM

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i enjoice it rclxms.gif rclxms.gif
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post Apr 4 2009, 12:04 AM

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too bad there cant post pic..
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post Apr 4 2009, 12:05 AM

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post Apr 4 2009, 12:07 AM

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QUOTE(kalauandaceria @ Apr 4 2009, 12:04 AM)
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i enjoice it  rclxms.gif  rclxms.gif
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Ni mamak ke nihga?
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post Apr 4 2009, 12:08 AM

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im trying it now...its not some trick rite?
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post Apr 4 2009, 12:11 AM

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chatting with an 18 year old canadian male~~
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i iz enjoice
royalmongrel
post Apr 4 2009, 01:25 AM

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the next schumacher in the making...

the possibilities is endless....
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post Apr 4 2009, 01:29 AM

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Hello.

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post Apr 4 2009, 01:49 AM

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QUOTE(~PussyDevil~ @ Apr 4 2009, 01:29 AM)
Hello.

Nice to meet you.
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Added on April 4, 2009, 2:03 am
QUOTE(~PussyDevil~ @ Apr 4 2009, 01:29 AM)
Hello.

Nice to meet you.
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Added on April 4, 2009, 4:13 amUpdate.

This anonymous chatting is kinda fun, you guys should try it. Ive spent a considerable time chatting to strangers from all over the world and they all think Im intelligent ..Of course!

Below are the list;

1)A 14 yrs old boy from dundee, scotland getting battered up the arse by his dad every night.
1)An aspiring 22 yrs old formula BMW driver in germany
2)A jap/brazillian model from sao paulo
3)A scouse teenage girl
4)A convicted robber from turkey
5)A russian escort girl waiting for in-calls

Thank you TS for introducing this gem site wink.gif


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post Apr 4 2009, 04:14 AM

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post Apr 4 2009, 09:03 PM

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here;s my latest conversation: doh.gif doh.gif

Stranger: Hi!
You: hi
You: is it me..or the situation here's kinda awkward..
Stranger: I begin to insert my penis into your ear.
You: nice..
You: penis in ear.
You: cool
You: kinky
You: *moaning in satisfaction*
Stranger: You begin to writhe, pumping my schlong inand out of your ear canal.
Stranger: I burst your eardrumj
Stranger: Blood and visceral fluids splatter all over my hard cock
Stranger: You are rendered deaf
You: then i felt some sort of liquid gushing through my ears canal...can feel em in my brain.
Stranger: You bite my kneecap
Stranger: it is delicious
You: continue moaning..
Stranger: You start to scratch away at the scabs on my knees with your teeth and caress the yellow pus which spurts forth with your tongue
Stranger: I ejaculate in your ear. It sounds like Beethoven.
You: no
You: it sounds much better than beethoven
You: *but i'm rendered deaf...so no sound for me
Stranger: I begin to spill yogurt all over your chest
Stranger: And ranch sauce
Stranger: You are my pizza
You: and i lick those yogurts with my toungue
Stranger: I take my cinnastick and dip it in your melted cheese
You: i can feel pasteurized milk powder spilling of my pink nipple
Stranger: I defecate into your vagina
You: uh nuh..u dun want to
Stranger: i begin drawing a face with jellybeans on your chest
You: i'v got teeth in my vagina
Stranger: You contract a unrinary tract infection
Stranger: I am immune to dentitus!
You: nais...at last someone's immune to it
You: all the boys i did over these years..end up with minched d***
Stranger: Anyway, I have to go to my boyfriend's house to study now. Thanks for the erotic chat, Kayla.
You: ^^
You: u're welcome.
You: happy studying...i'm studying too right now.
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post Apr 4 2009, 09:25 PM

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QUOTE(loveuallso @ Apr 4 2009, 09:03 PM)
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post Apr 4 2009, 09:27 PM

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so random.
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post Apr 4 2009, 09:33 PM

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i just tried the site...pretty funny...
some random guy told me about jedi and the force sweat.gif
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post Apr 4 2009, 09:36 PM

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nice site....where u found it TS??
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post Apr 4 2009, 09:37 PM

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QUOTE(Omochao @ Apr 4 2009, 09:36 PM)
nice site....where u found it TS??
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post Apr 4 2009, 09:38 PM

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post Apr 4 2009, 09:40 PM

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QUOTE(Omochao @ Apr 4 2009, 09:36 PM)
nice site....where u found it TS??
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post Apr 4 2009, 09:40 PM

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post Apr 4 2009, 09:41 PM

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Lol....u serious ka?????omg....kthxbye...gonna troll for awhile...tonite I can enjoice....kekekekee
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post Apr 4 2009, 09:41 PM

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aku da try...aku ckp dok malaysia..siap kutok
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post Apr 4 2009, 09:43 PM

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Kutuk kau kau?????sial wei......i go try see.,,,
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post Apr 4 2009, 09:44 PM

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go there,..and post here ur epic converstaion
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post Apr 4 2009, 09:58 PM

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i just tried the site...pretty funny...
some random guy told me about jedi and the force sweat.gif
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post Apr 4 2009, 09:59 PM

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: do u like malaysia?
Stranger: do u like malaysia?
Stranger: what do u think about it./
Stranger: what do u think about it./
Stranger: ?
You: malaysia...hmm
You: i think it's a cool place
Stranger: where do u live?
You: are you from malaysia?
You: i live in malaysia too, suprise!! haha
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: me too
Stranger: just asking random people about our country
You: so do u know about forum.lowyat.net
Stranger: some people say it sucks
Stranger: yeah
You: icic
Stranger: i know this site from lowyat kopitiamm
You: haha so what's username?
Stranger: what is ur nickname in LYN?
You: lol
You: i gonna post this in the thread
Stranger: u first?
You: bubbliblu
You: lol
Stranger: x sangka dpt org same community
Stranger: haha
Stranger: haha
You: swt randomness but with good coincidence
You: haha
who is this haha? rclxms.gif tongue.gif
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post Apr 4 2009, 10:01 PM

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sape le tu?
ssh nak dpt malaysian
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post Apr 4 2009, 10:02 PM

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waa, i chated with u tongue.gif
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post Apr 4 2009, 10:06 PM

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hello to u too
You: tit or d***?
Stranger: where are you from?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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post Apr 4 2009, 10:06 PM

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I'm chatting wif loveuallalso....thats even better wub.gif
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post Apr 4 2009, 10:07 PM

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post Apr 4 2009, 10:09 PM

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u ask from her first....I can't simply post up things...only in PM lar..not msn yet...gotta determine whether TARP or no TARP...if tarp me...habis leak all my info...
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post Apr 4 2009, 10:23 PM

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post Apr 4 2009, 10:29 PM

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Added on April 4, 2009, 10:33 pmConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: anthraxkid@hotmail.com add me for nudes, im 19 f!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha

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post Apr 4 2009, 10:34 PM

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hhahahaha..
it was cooool!!!!!
i chat with a guy from las vegas..
walaa
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post Apr 4 2009, 10:40 PM

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I'm chatting wif loveuallalso....thats even better wub.gif
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post Apr 4 2009, 10:42 PM

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i swear i think i was chatting with a /k/tard..

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post Apr 4 2009, 10:44 PM

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QUOTE(MyKy44 @ Apr 4 2009, 10:42 PM)
i swear i think i was chatting with a /k/tard..

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seriously? so lucky...
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post Apr 4 2009, 10:48 PM

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QUOTE(loveuallso @ Apr 4 2009, 10:44 PM)
seriously? so lucky...
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i'll try to recall some of it, can only remember the first few lines (which i tak sangka he'll play along)

You: Hi
Stranger: Are u a nigger?
You: Do u liek KFC?
Stranger: Yes, i do
You: Do u liek watermelon?
Stranger: Because i'm a nigger.
You: Yes i'm a nikka too.
Stranger: Of cos i like watermelon. Because i'm a nigger.
You: You sir, are made of winrar.

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i forgot ady. but was damn gao funny along the line
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post Apr 4 2009, 10:50 PM

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QUOTE(MyKy44 @ Apr 4 2009, 10:48 PM)
i'll try to recall some of it, can only remember the first few lines (which i tak sangka he'll play along)

You: Hi
Stranger: Are u a nigger?
You: Do u liek KFC?
Stranger: Yes, i do
You: Do u liek watermelon?
Stranger: Because i'm a nigger.
You: Yes i'm a nikka too.
Stranger: Of cos i like watermelon. Because i'm a nigger.
You: You sir, are made of winrar.

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i forgot ady. but was damn gao funny along the line
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lol. Kfc + nigger combo not originated from lyn la...

btw, just chatted with someone

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yo
You: tits or dicks?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: damn
Your conversational partner has disconnected


QUOTE
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: hi
You: tits or dicks?
Stranger: tits
You: cool
Stranger: whats your name /
You: Duh, isnt it obvious....stranger.
You: my name's stranger.
Stranger: so fu*k you stranger
Your conversational partner has disconnected


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QUOTE(loveuallso @ Apr 4 2009, 10:50 PM)
lol. Kfc + nigger combo not originated from lyn la...

btw, just chatted with someone
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YEAH I remembered another one,
You: Dawg u rulez yo.
You: your d*** is made of chocolate and ejaculates money.
Stranger: Jeah. Nigger dicks are made of win.
Stranger: and i win all the time
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another one :

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Stranger: hi, where u from?
You: yo
You: maraysial
You: ever heard of it?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: tell me more
You: mraysial getting famous these days due to the publicity given by gutteruncensored.com
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i think i know where
Stranger: its above my country
Stranger: boleh lar
You: no f***ing way.
You: u mean u're from f***ign kiasuland?
Stranger: hahaa
Stranger: noob country
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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sounds like fun...
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NOTHING IS BEST THAN MESSAGING WIF LOVEUALLSO.....AHHH THE WONDERFUL FEELING OH YES!~~~BRING IT ON>>>>>
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QUOTE(Omochao @ Apr 4 2009, 11:49 PM)
NOTHING IS BEST THAN MESSAGING WIF LOVEUALLSO.....AHHH THE WONDERFUL FEELING OH YES!~~~BRING IT ON>>>>>
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YOUR EYES!!!!! YOUR LOVELY CUTE SMILE!!!! YOUR LOVELY CUTE FACEE!!!! OHHHHH ITS DRENCHING ME IN MY DREAMS>!!!! YOUR WAY TO BEAUTTTTTIIIIFFFFUUUULLLL GIRLLL~~~
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QUOTE(Omochao @ Apr 4 2009, 11:53 PM)
YOUR EYES!!!!! YOUR LOVELY CUTE SMILE!!!! YOUR LOVELY CUTE FACEE!!!! OHHHHH ITS DRENCHING ME IN MY DREAMS>!!!! YOUR WAY TO BEAUTTTTTIIIIFFFFUUUULLLL GIRLLL~~~
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oh me god...somebody save this child.
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my fren is having sex chat with a guy...

wonder if he let me post wad he wrote.
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the best i got so far.

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i thnk im gonna use that soon.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hey
You: where;s my KFC?
Stranger: Dunno
Stranger: Why?
You: u better gimme my KFC...or else
Stranger: Its not here
You: u sure?
You: i'm sure i saw a bucket right beside u a mo ago..
Stranger: You r sick seeing things that its not there
You: now now...stop calling other sick when u stole ma bucket of KFC!!
You: Now gimme back ma KFC or i'm gonna stay on ur rooftop all night long. dont worry...i've got plenty oftime
Stranger: Ok. So come here and ill give ur bucket
You: address please
Stranger: Hell! xD
You: HOLy shitz...how the hell am i gonna go and take the bucket of ma KFC tat u stole when i dont know ur address..
You: *knock knock
You: ur head: whose there?
Stranger: my adress is hell!. come here!
You: wat kind of address is tat? wheres ur street name, number of ur house, postcode, state...?
You: are u dumb or wat?
You: or are u trying to keep my bucket of KFC all for urself...by giving me fake address
Stranger: Im not in ur planet. Im in hell. Another world you will go after living in earth!
Stranger: So you gonna get ur bucket after u kill yourself. So do it,
You: i'm gonna say it once again, WHERES MY BUCKET OF KFC u moron prick..
You: get a life.
You: "helll" its not even a valid address....
Stranger: Why not,
You: how old are u? 2? so young tat u cant even get ur address right
You: ask u mummy.
Stranger: its everybody going there nowadays ... so come here also
You: get a life,
Stranger: life is boring!
You: if u want the bucket of KFC...u can just ask for it, i would give it to u..there's no need to lie about ur address...
You: come on...just say it
You: follow after me: can i please have ur bucket of KFC?
Stranger: Ok, you win, I want ur bucket of KFC.
You: ok, u can have it.
You: now say thank you.
Stranger: Thx
You: u're welcome.
Stranger: xD
You: now disconnect, and go enjoy it
Stranger: k
Stranger: Bye!
You: bye
You: dun lie and steal again
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I feel sad for you folks that don't appreciate another person's attention by being a complete arsehole when chatting on omegle.com

In all honesty..

pawned? rickrolled? I sense these folks havent reach puberty...

Please constrict your peasant demeanour only in /k/ and among your retard peasant friends...

The rest of the world dont need fuktards like you chatting on omegle.com
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QUOTE(royalmongrel @ Apr 5 2009, 12:37 AM)
I feel sad for you folks that don't appreciate another person's attention by being a complete arsehole when chatting on omegle.com

In all honesty..

pawned? rickrolled? I sense these folks havent reach puberty...

Please constrict your peasant demeanour only in /k/ and among your retard peasant friends...

The rest of the world dont need fuktards like you chatting on omegle.com
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why so serious?
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You: helo
Stranger: THIS
You: how are you?
Stranger: IS
Stranger: SPARTA!!!
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Stranger: .
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I wonder who is this cwunt...
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I hate it when I have to tell them where Malaysia is situated...

70% of the world doesnt knw where Malaysia is....Pathetic
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why so serious?

winrar..the 1st conver wif pic.
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winrar
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haha royal...me too. i said mareysia, she said is dat a country....= = anyway, theres more troll there if k invaded
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haha royal...me too. i said mareysia, she said is dat a country....= = anyway, theres more troll there if k invaded
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Exactly...its gonna be kopitiamers 2nd home after invashyunnn!!!
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many finland ppl i see n talk too
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tomorrow i show u people how to bait a girl and a boy ..

easy job ...

ki kun liao, ciao
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i pissed of alot of ppl by starting the chat with kfc/watermelong = nigga combo
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malaysian-chat.com is da way /k/ need to invade...som1 create a channel there
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hahaha..
i have been chatting with this texas girl for quite some time now.. mayb 25 minutes plus.. n still on going.. lol
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Shit... Give me her YM please?
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i think sum1 from lyn post this to me!
haha

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You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl
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i think sum1 from lyn post this to me!
haha

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You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl
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Shit... Give me her YM please?
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i didnt give her my ym since i lied to her im spanish!!
hahaha.. but its nice chatting with her!
lol..

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Added on April 5, 2009, 1:57 ambut who is veda...
hahahhaa...
kenakan me then ciao..
lol....


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I chatted with liek 10 Finland dood. Dam. Is Finland own the site?

And no tits also. Haiz.
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I chatted with liek 10 Finland dood. Dam. Is Finland own the site?

And no tits also. Haiz.
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Same here, no tits and finland. Sigh..
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You: heloooooooooooooo
Stranger: rigorous hi
You: wow
Stranger: wow back
You: enthusiastic helo!!!
Stranger: as was yours
You: wher frm?
Stranger: everywhere and nowhere u?
You: somewhere but everywhere
Stranger: gosh that sounds nice
You: hehehe
You: thanks
Stranger: does it have free icecream
You: in a mansion up on the hills where they are eyes....
Stranger: blinking eyes or staring
You: staring ones
You: creepy ones
Stranger: im not sure i would like it then
You: you wouldnt last 1 minute
Stranger: here, there are just trees with spandex leggings on
You: wow
Stranger: you can pick them for three matapats
You: sounds interesting
Stranger: useful
You: does it have a hole in the middle?
Stranger: of the tree
You: yeah
Stranger: what use is that
You: to stash your loot..
You: or dead bodies...maybe
Stranger: aah your mataplats
You: mataplats? elaborate pls
Stranger: dead bdies of pigeons
You: oic
Stranger: currency here
You: my cat loves eating pigeons
You: ic
You: where is that?
Stranger: ev and now
You: i serve it raw to her
Stranger: what do u do
You: im a banker
You: you
Stranger: apart from cat feeding
You: i like to shoot at squirels
Stranger: why they are nive
You: not really
You: they are actually evil
Stranger: am glad
Stranger: yes destructive little f***ers
You: coz they make a mess on my porch
You: i like to shoot them between the eyes..
Stranger: well still wouldnt kill them for that
You: its good fun
Stranger: cute eyes
Stranger: your e a blagger
You: no im not
You: im serious
Stranger: of immense proportions
You: i dont use a real gun of course
You: a stun gun
Stranger: u dont kill anything, youre a banker
You: i dont need to be at the office alllll the time...duh
Stranger: but your banking personality
Stranger: means u wouldnt
You: its subjective
Stranger: objective
You: do you think everyone that wears a tie to work is normal???
You: lol
Stranger: except in the eighties
Stranger: re american psycho
You: i love the eighties
Stranger: bankers do
You: and i love sniffing coke on models belly
Stranger: yes thats an 80's banker trait
You: you knw huh?
You: im impress
Stranger: perseptive
Stranger: blagger
You: hmm...intuitive
Stranger: so
Stranger: tell me
You: whatever rocks your boat mate
Stranger: whats this site for
You: wat?
Stranger: what do u want from it/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i dont get it
You: this site is for FBI and M15 to snoop on pedophiles
You: did u know that
Stranger: hahaha
You: yeah laugh...
Stranger: your funny
You: thanks you...
You: and filthy rich as well smile.gif
Stranger: i am poor
You: really?
Stranger: but not guillable
You: why dont u work while your back is straight?
Stranger: i do
You: susceptible to what?
You: bs?
Stranger: what?
You: u said you re not gullible

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post Apr 5 2009, 02:06 AM

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Stranger: maybe
You: DEFINATLY
You: hey
You: dude
You: listen
Stranger: yes
You: where u from
Stranger: mexico
You: i tell u something
You: secret only me and u
Stranger: ok
You: but dont tell anyone ok
Stranger: ok
You: ok
You: i piss on my pant today
Stranger: wow
Stranger: why?
You: because
You: i wanted to pee
You: but when reach to toilet
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what's up?
You: noting much
You: just polishing my nails
Stranger: cool
You: ?
Stranger: polishing nails
Stranger: i guess you're a girl?
You: does a guy polish their nails too?
Stranger: i don't think so biggrin.gif
Stranger: or maybe someone
You: then wat does a guy do
Stranger: fap
You: wat is fap?

Stranger: surfing the internet
You: can u explain more ?
Stranger: biggrin.gif
You: surfing the internet is fap?
Stranger: yea
You: so do u fap?
Stranger: yeah all the time
You: do u enjoying fap?
Stranger: yeah very much
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post Apr 5 2009, 03:22 AM

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Stranger: Hello. Do you know anything about C or C++?
You: nope
Stranger: Oh well. So, what are your interests?
You: games, movie yada yada yada the usual stuff, u?
Stranger: The usual stuff, I guess.
Stranger: And reading and computer stuff.
You: owow....ur must be genius then
Stranger: Oh, far from it.
Stranger: It doesn't take a genius to work from computers, trust me.
You: what u like bout computer stuff anyway?
Stranger: I guess that I understand them, or perhaps the minds of the people that make it.
Stranger: And, there's something self-gratifying about figuring out something, you know?
You: yea i think, but the way u talk make my english so bad...i apologize
Stranger: Oh, don't worry about it. I just choose to type this way.
You: okie then, im sorry cuz im not that very used to talk in english, my bad >.>
Stranger: Again, don't worry about it.
Stranger: So, where are you from?
You: malaysia, i guess u from finland again
You: im wrong huh?
Stranger: I'm from America, actually.
You: hmmm..my bad, i guess i just met finland so often <.<
You: so u learnin bout c++ stuff huh?
Stranger: Actually, no.
Stranger: I've taken my C/C++ class, and I'm re-picking up Objective-C.
You: owow....that awesomeness smile.gif
Stranger: Maybe wink.gif
Stranger: It all depends on what your interests are, you know?
You: yea smile.gif
You: so can explain me more bout this c++ stuff? i always get them after playing too much games
Stranger: Hrmm.... where to star?
Stranger: *start?
You: hmmmm....just explain me the simple stuff
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: A basic program has something called main.
Stranger: and it does something.
Stranger: like this:
Stranger: int main()
{
cout << "Hello World\n";
return 0;
}
Stranger: that covers a number of things.
Stranger: int main() says that its called main, and it's going to "return" (output/whatever) an INTeger.
Stranger: the next line (cout) puts something on the screen, like all that old command prompt stuff.
Stranger: that the last line just tells main that its "returning" a 0;
Connection imploded.

dammittttttttt...........one of tha nice guy to talk too...zzzzz
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So kiut  blush.gif

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Stranger: Hello
You: hello
Stranger: I work for Universal Music
You: o'rly?
You: whats ur position then?
Stranger: We're doing a search of peoples computers today to ensure they do not have any illegal file sharing software on their computers which could infringe copyright
You: okayyy........
Stranger: Please wait while we trace you're IP address
You: kk
Stranger: 10%
Stranger: 20%
Stranger: 30%
Stranger: 40%
You: feel free to do so biggrin.gif
Stranger: 50%
Stranger: 80%
Stranger: 90%
You: im cuminnnnnn!!!!!
You: dat feels good
Stranger: Trace Completed. IP registed in USA to 192.167.0.3
You: u phaied
You: phailed*
Stranger: I R fail
You: yeah y r phailed
Stranger: stairs?
You: wat about stairs?
Stranger: you got stairs in your house?
You: hell yeah
Stranger: fail
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

tard...
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post Apr 5 2009, 03:45 AM

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disconnected..

i hope he's not from /k/

i just memalukan myself.... sad.gif TT___TT
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post Apr 5 2009, 04:12 AM

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QUOTE(MyKy44 @ Apr 5 2009, 03:45 AM)
disconnected..

i hope he's not from /k/

i just memalukan myself.... sad.gif TT___TT
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u having chat with /k/ member huh?

can i know which conversation from yours? brows.gif brows.gif
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QUOTE(MyKy44 @ Apr 5 2009, 03:45 AM)
disconnected..

i hope he's not from /k/

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wats wrong myky???? i bet u post ur picta huh???
anyway, wat i dont like this site is i cant search the nice ppl i talk to earlier... sad.gif
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QUOTE(melvin91motorola @ Apr 5 2009, 04:15 AM)
wats wrong myky???? i bet u post ur picta huh???
anyway, wat i dont like this site is i cant search the nice ppl i talk to earlier... sad.gif
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Well same here, somehow this site just disconnected the session. How sad
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QUOTE(kalauandaceria @ Apr 5 2009, 04:12 AM)
u having chat with /k/ member huh?

can i know which conversation from yours?  brows.gif  brows.gif
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QUOTE(therion @ Apr 5 2009, 04:13 AM)
u know the drill.
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why would i wanna show the proof that i memalukan myself? doh.gif

QUOTE(melvin91motorola @ Apr 5 2009, 04:15 AM)
wats wrong myky???? i bet u post ur picta huh???
anyway, wat i dont like this site is i cant search the nice ppl i talk to earlier... sad.gif
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..........
i don't wanna talk about it....
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shlt! just now i think i chat with /k/tard co he/she send /k/official pic. serious shlt. then he/she disconnected. hahahaha

Added on April 5, 2009, 4:46 ammyky, tell la. hehehe

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shlt! just now i think i chat with /k/tard co he/she send /k/official pic. serious shlt. then he/she disconnected. hahahaha

Added on April 5, 2009, 4:46 ammyky, tell la. hehehe
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post Apr 5 2009, 06:28 AM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what's up?
You: noting much
You: just polishing my nails
Stranger: cool
You: ?
Stranger: polishing nails
Stranger: i guess you're a girl?
You: does a guy polish their nails too?
Stranger: i don't think so biggrin.gif
Stranger: or maybe someone
You: then wat does a guy do
Stranger: fap
You: wat is fap?

Stranger: surfing the internet
You: can u explain more ?
Stranger: :-
You: surfing the internet is fap?
Stranger: yea
You: so do u fap?
Stranger: yeah all the time
You: do u enjoying fap?
Stranger: yeah very much
You: why isit so
Stranger: dunno
You: why isit call fap
You: i dont understand
You: why not just surf?
Stranger: ok i guessed you're a guy at "can u explain more"
You: nono
You: i really wana know
You: coz my guy friend always talk abt tat
Stranger: ok you wanna know?
You: when i question them they just laugh
Stranger: biggrin.gif
You: see
You: so with ur reaction
Stranger: you're friends are perverts
Stranger: theyre propably fapping to you
You: all guy are perv
Stranger: that's true
You: so with u?
Stranger: you guess what fapping is now?
You: i dono
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 13
Stranger: :S
Stranger: ok let's cut it about fapping
You: @.@
You: why?
Stranger: i don't think you want to know
You: sad.gif
Stranger: if you don't allready
Stranger: so where u from?
Stranger: no need for specific info, just country
You: amsterdam
Stranger: cool
Stranger: but if you're from amsterdam, maybe fap means different in your language
Stranger: propably not
You: no i only speak english , and mandrin
You: as i am a mix, which born in amsterdam.
Stranger: english in amsterdam? are you in an international school or something?
You: ya
Stranger: that's cool
Stranger: is mandrin like chinese?
You: ya chinese speak mandrin
Stranger: yeah wink.gif
Stranger: im bored
You: maybe u can fap some web site
You: theres some web site is kinda cool
Stranger: really?
Stranger: can you send me a link
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp1uVo5plKc...ex=0&playnext=1
Stranger: these are cool
You: then u send me some site u fap always
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: i mainly fap just finnish sites
You: finnish?
Stranger: as im finnish
You: finland?
Stranger: yeah
You: oo
You: does finnish ppl like 2 fap
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: http://www.explosm.net/comics/1613/
Stranger: i fap to these comics sometimes
Stranger: i think they're great
You: one moment
You: eating
Stranger: what are you eating?
You: spaghetti
Stranger: mmmmm
You: wait ya
You: done!
Stranger: congrats!
Stranger: do you fap much?
You: no i dont fap much
You: but i do got a site is totally awesome
Stranger: send a link
You: http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html
You: :-
Stranger: haha biggrin.gif
You: thanks anon
Stranger: i knew it biggrin.gif
You: for entertain me
You: :-
You: fap
Stranger: thanks to tou biggrin.gif
You: Rofl
Stranger: i guessed in beginning
Stranger: but when u said about mandrin and such
Stranger: then i started to believe
You: lol
You: :-
Stranger: i was all along waiting for a link to goatse
You: i can play more actually
Stranger: u can?
You: but the spaghetti is real
Stranger: shit
You: ya i can
Stranger: id like some too
Stranger: so what u wearing?
You: pff
You: still wana play?
Stranger: tongue.gif
Stranger: nah
Stranger: thanks for chat
You: okie
You: u a nice guy
Stranger: u too biggrin.gif
You: a nice pedo

You: :-
Stranger: keep catching them predators
You: np
You: u too
Stranger: cya
You: adios
Stranger: yea
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Stranger: hi!
You: bye
Stranger: wow dude
Stranger: harsh
Stranger: real f***ing harsh
You: wow what??
Stranger: i'm trying to keep it real
You: u seems fake
Stranger: i love god and i f***ing love pasta
You: no u dont
Stranger: i aint fake!
You: o rly??
Stranger: rly.
Stranger: how can i prove it to you?
You: pics or it wont happen.....
Stranger: would you like to see my "photos" ?
Stranger: pre or post op?
You: ummm...half yes
You: post
Stranger: coming right up...
Stranger: o-/-<
Stranger: thats me
Stranger: see... i have a head
Stranger: and 2 arms
Stranger: and a vagina
You: looked like a fish 2 me
You: wad r u doing rite now??

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QUOTE(rokiroad @ Apr 5 2009, 08:32 AM)
Stranger: hi!
You: bye
Stranger: wow dude
Stranger: harsh
Stranger: real f***ing harsh
You: wow what??
Stranger: i'm trying to keep it real
You: u seems fake
Stranger: i love god and i f***ing love pasta
You: no u dont
Stranger: i aint fake!
You: o rly??
Stranger: rly.
Stranger: how can i prove it to you?
You: pics or it wont happen.....
Stranger: would you like to see my "photos" ?
Stranger: pre or post op?
You: ummm...half yes
You: post
Stranger: coming right up...
Stranger: o-/-<
Stranger: thats me
Stranger: see... i have a head
Stranger: and 2 arms
Stranger: and a vagina
You: looked like a fish 2 me
You: wad r u doing rite now??

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You: damn it
You: so you play with yourself?
Stranger: dose that upset you?
You: yes i am jelous now
Stranger: yeah I can play the french horn like no ones business but no one ever wants to play with me so I play with myself
You: it's good to be you
You: you can go f**k yourself
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You: heloooooooooooooo
Stranger: rigorous hi
You: wow
Stranger: wow back
You: enthusiastic helo!!!
Stranger: as was yours
You: wher frm?
Stranger: everywhere and nowhere u?
You: somewhere but everywhere
Stranger: gosh that sounds nice
You: hehehe
You: thanks
Stranger: does it have free icecream
You: in a mansion up on the hills where they are eyes....
Stranger: blinking eyes or staring
You: staring ones
You: creepy ones
Stranger: im not sure i would like it then
You: you wouldnt last 1 minute
Stranger: here, there are just trees with spandex leggings on
You: wow
Stranger: you can pick them for three matapats
You: sounds interesting
Stranger: useful
You: does it have a hole in the middle?
Stranger: of the tree
You: yeah
Stranger: what use is that
You: to stash your loot..
You: or dead bodies...maybe
Stranger: aah your mataplats
You: mataplats? elaborate pls
Stranger: dead bdies of pigeons
You: oic
Stranger: currency here
You: my cat loves eating pigeons
You: ic
You: where is that?
Stranger: ev and now
You: i serve it raw to her
Stranger: what do u do
You: im a banker
You: you
Stranger: apart from cat feeding
You: i like to shoot at squirels
Stranger: why they are nive
You: not really
You: they are actually evil
Stranger: am glad
Stranger: yes destructive little f***ers
You: coz they make a mess on my porch
You: i like to shoot them between the eyes..
Stranger: well still wouldnt kill them for that
You: its good fun
Stranger: cute eyes
Stranger: your e a blagger
You: no im not
You: im serious
Stranger: of immense proportions
You: i dont use a real gun of course
You: a stun gun
Stranger: u dont kill anything, youre a banker
You: i dont need to be at the office alllll the time...duh
Stranger: but your banking personality
Stranger: means u wouldnt
You: its subjective
Stranger: objective
You: do you think everyone that wears a tie to work is normal???
You: lol
Stranger: except in the eighties
Stranger: re american psycho
You: i love the eighties
Stranger: bankers do
You: and i love sniffing coke on models belly
Stranger: yes thats an 80's banker trait
You: you knw huh?
You: im impress
Stranger: perseptive
Stranger: blagger
You: hmm...intuitive
Stranger: so
Stranger: tell me
You: whatever rocks your boat mate
Stranger: whats this site for
You: wat?
Stranger: what do u want from it/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i dont get it
You: this site is for FBI and M15 to snoop on pedophiles
You: did u know that
Stranger: hahaha
You: yeah laugh...
Stranger: your funny
You: thanks you...
You: and filthy rich as well smile.gif
Stranger: i am poor
You: really?
Stranger: but not guillable
You: why dont u work while your back is straight?
Stranger: i do
You: susceptible to what?
You: bs?
Stranger: what?
You: u said you re not gullible

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Stranger: I have seen many SB here
You: wads dat?
Stranger: Sex boy
You: ooo yeah
Stranger: YO~~~
You: so wad u wan?
Stranger: I like real SB~~
You: u r gay, am i right?
Stranger: .....
Stranger: I'm a real man~~
You: and why would you wan sex boys for??
Stranger: Ok~tell the truth~Have you ever watched Japanese Sex movie
You: everytime
Stranger: Wow~~
You: wads wrong with that?
Stranger: Do you have some?
You: i only stream in HD
Stranger: sleep.gif
Stranger: Real SB
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You: HELLO !!
Stranger: hello
You: wtf is that language?
Stranger: country ?
Stranger: usa ?
Stranger: china ?
You: nigeria
You: imma nigger
Stranger: biggrin.gif:D:D:D
You: u?
Stranger: A SCAMMER !! biggrin.gif
Stranger: holland
You: YES !!
You: i made a billion US$ last week !!
Stranger: are you gonna scam me ?
Stranger: $$$$$$$$
You: gimme ur email add
You: i have a fortune to give out
You: want?
Stranger: henkie@guerrillamailblock.com
Stranger: please
You: waitasec
You: that is an anti spam email
Stranger: sad.gif
Stranger: please send
You: u wan your share of 500,000 euro?
You: i ahev the cash on hand
You: bank account pl0x
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post Apr 11 2009, 06:46 PM

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there was this one guy who was different that the others. he was sincere (i hope) and honest (i hope too) and open.
i was acting as a 16yr old girl, from oregon, and with some normal problems in life.

ookay i wont tell much to ruin the story, u go ahead n read. seriously, it was cool.
oh, and massive wall of words. and everything i wrote there is fake. i dont drink. please. lol.

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so.. thats it.. if u guys made it through the conversation, then congratulations to you.

he was nice, and cool. seriously he was.

i never thought i'd be an awesome 16 year old girl from oregon.
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there was this one guy who was different that the others. he was sincere (i hope) and honest (i hope too) and open.
i was acting as a 16yr old girl, from oregon, and with some normal problems in life.

ookay i wont tell much to ruin the story, u go ahead n read. seriously, it was cool.
oh, and massive wall of words. and everything i wrote there is fake. i dont drink. please. lol.

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so.. thats it.. if u guys made it through the conversation, then congratulations to you.

he was nice, and cool. seriously he was.

i never thought i'd be an awesome 16 year old girl from oregon.
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ok... i gave up... and u sounds gay seriuosly
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You: wat u doing?
Stranger: Typing.
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Stranger: Lovely.
Stranger: how is it?
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Stranger: Why?#
You: im using a grater
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Stranger: male
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Stranger: I'm in BJ
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Stranger: right!
You: blow job?
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You: u got girlfriend?
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You: do u fap?
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Stranger: i see
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You: do u fap?
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Stranger: by saying that?
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Let's do a challenge.

Use this word -> vanakkam

See how long before u get dc-ed
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you need to specific how long or how short of time frame before dc
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As in how many chats. Or sentence in between.
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My best attempt. See the poem he gave me.

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You: vanakkam
Stranger: hi
You: vanakkam
Stranger: hi
You: vanakkam
Stranger: oh!you are brother chun !!!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: brother chun ,you are a real man!!!!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: yes!yes!real man!!you know,your blood!!!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: your blood is made of iron!!!!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: brother chun,I chongbai you!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: can you qian one name for me?
You: vanakkam
Stranger: if you want to say "yes",please send"vanakkam" to me ,ok?
You: vanakkam
Stranger: oh!god!thank you!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: and,I hope that one day,you may go to malegebi to have a travel!There have many caoni horse!
Stranger: very cute!!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: ok??welcome!!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: and,I want to send a poem to you,may I？
You: vanakkam
Stranger: wait ,please
You: vanakkam
Stranger: Spring elder brother pure men! Blood and iron real man! People's good brothers! Father good son! On the fist can the standing person, on the arm be able to gallop on horseback! A night of imperial ten female gun, the chrysanthemum hundred awe-stricken looks were still not but actually red!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: In our country,it is:春の兄の纯粋な夫!鉄血の本当の男! 人民の良い兄弟!父のよい息子! こぶしの上で人に立つことができて、腕の上で马を走らせることができます! 夜の御10女性の铳なんと、キクの花の百が色に戦うのは依然として赤いです!
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Stranger: ?
Stranger: i don't understand
You: where you from?
Stranger: finland
You: oo
You: vanakkam
Stranger: what is vanakkam
Stranger: ?
You: is hello
You: vannakkam
You: Vihdoinkin sain laitettua tän tänne!
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You: Mut hei nuoruus on elämistä varten!
Stranger: joo niinhän se on biggrin.gif
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Stranger: jeesjees
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QUOTE(JapanKid89 @ Apr 11 2009, 08:36 PM)
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not bad..but every sentence is and must be vanakkam
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My best attempt. See the poem he gave me.

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Stranger: hi
You: vanakkam
Stranger: hi
You: vanakkam
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You: vanakkam
Stranger: brother chun ,you are a real man!!!!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: yes!yes!real man!!you know,your blood!!!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: your blood is made of iron!!!!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: brother chun,I chongbai you!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: can you qian one name for me?
You: vanakkam
Stranger: if you want to say "yes",please send"vanakkam" to me ,ok?
You: vanakkam
Stranger: oh!god!thank you!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: and,I hope that one day,you may go to malegebi to have a travel!There have many caoni horse!
Stranger: very cute!!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: ok??welcome!!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: and,I want to send a poem to you,may I？
You: vanakkam
Stranger: wait ,please
You: vanakkam
Stranger: Spring elder brother pure men! Blood and iron real man! People's good brothers! Father good son! On the fist can the standing person, on the arm be able to gallop on horseback! A night of imperial ten female gun, the chrysanthemum hundred awe-stricken looks were still not but actually red!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: In our country,it is:春の兄の纯粋な夫!鉄血の本当の男! 人民の良い兄弟!父のよい息子! こぶしの上で人に立つことができて、腕の上で马を走らせることができます! 夜の御10女性の铳なんと、キクの花の百が色に戦うのは依然として赤いです!
Stranger: bye!
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not bad..but every sentence is and must be vanakkam
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Stranger: you fcking hardcunt
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Why hanging around in these stupid chatting website?
Stranger: because i am fcking bored
You: Go socialize
Stranger: and why are you?
You: you're fuking bored?
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You: COD4 c'mon I'm a pro
You: Can't you stop saying hardcunt
You: it's lame
You: nobody uses that word
Stranger: well
You: only a loser uses
Stranger: what country are you from
Stranger: ?
You: I'm right beside you
You: look around
Stranger: yehe
Stranger: go sck a cck you sadcunt
You: nono seriously
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post Apr 11 2009, 08:55 PM

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You: 8 53 at night *
You: i dont speak chinese
Stranger: 又一个中国人！
Stranger: 你滚
Stranger: 妈的就中国是8：53
You: aku tak paham cine laaa
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post Apr 11 2009, 08:56 PM

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post Apr 11 2009, 08:56 PM

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after chatting for 1 hours with multiple ppl
i get bored with it liao

i wont chat at there 4ever
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post Apr 11 2009, 08:57 PM

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You: sex is fun
Stranger: Sex is for married people
Stranger: Kidding
You: nt really
You: lol
You: lets friendster
Stranger: What's that?
You: wtf forget it lol
You: send me ur virgin pic
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You: where do u lurk usually
Stranger: Where do i what?
You: usually hang out in the internet
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post Apr 11 2009, 09:26 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey what`s yr favorite food
You: udang
Stranger: excuse me?
You: udang lah
Stranger: i am afraid i can`t follow u
Stranger: could u speak english？
You: is udang la babi
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post Apr 11 2009, 09:31 PM

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moar !!!
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post Apr 11 2009, 09:33 PM

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talk in binary digits lol
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post Apr 11 2009, 09:34 PM

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QUOTE(twhg @ Apr 11 2009, 09:33 PM)
talk in binary digits lol
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post Apr 11 2009, 09:36 PM

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: chinese?
You: american
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: yeah
You: a/s/l
Stranger: girl 26 china waht about you
You: 15/girl/texas
You: r u a lesbian?
Stranger: i Come here today for the first time
You: wow
You: u like sex?
Stranger: no
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post Apr 11 2009, 09:38 PM

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QUOTE(twhg @ Apr 11 2009, 09:33 PM)
talk in binary digits lol
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Stranger: Hi!
You: 10101
Stranger: r u computer?
You: 1111111
Stranger: I see~
You: 101
Stranger: But I don't know programing
You: 0101010101
Stranger: so see u`
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Din quite work
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post Apr 11 2009, 09:39 PM

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A lil better

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Stranger: Hi there !
You: 10101
Stranger: 01
You: 101010
Stranger: 10
You: 010101
Stranger: 01 \o/
You: 101010101101
Stranger: 0110001
You: 101010101001
Stranger: 011011
You: 101010101
Stranger: 0110
You: 1010101010010101001
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post Apr 11 2009, 09:39 PM

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QUOTE(ericmaxman @ Apr 11 2009, 09:38 PM)
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Stranger: Hi!
You: 10101
Stranger: r u computer?
You: 1111111
Stranger: I see~
You: 101
Stranger: But I don't know programing
You: 0101010101
Stranger: so see u`
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Din quite work
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vanakam oso din work lol
Vv.SoViEt.vV
post Apr 11 2009, 09:39 PM

ToRMeNted-sOUL
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lol
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post Apr 11 2009, 09:39 PM

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Pathetic
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post Apr 11 2009, 09:41 PM

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post Apr 11 2009, 09:41 PM

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WINRAR !!!

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You: 1010101
Stranger: hi~
Stranger: where r u ?
You: 10101010101010
Stranger: hi?stranger?
You: 1010
Stranger: u r wierd...
Stranger: computer major student?
Stranger: or a mental???
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post Apr 11 2009, 09:44 PM

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QUOTE(ericmaxman @ Apr 11 2009, 09:41 PM)
WINRAR !!!

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You: 1010101
Stranger: hi~
Stranger: where r u ?
You: 10101010101010
Stranger: hi?stranger?
You: 1010
Stranger: u r wierd...
Stranger: computer major student?
Stranger: or a mental???
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lulz mental
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post Apr 11 2009, 09:45 PM

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Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
You: 你好
Stranger: MALE FEMALE
You: 你好
Stranger: 你也好
You: 你好
Stranger: 你是复读机么？
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post Apr 11 2009, 09:48 PM

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You: 你好
Stranger: 你好
You: 你好
Stranger: 你好
You: 你好
Stranger: 你好
You: 你好
Stranger: 你好
You: 你好
Stranger: 你好
You: 你好
Stranger: morjesta
You: 你好
Stranger: 0
You: 你好
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post Apr 11 2009, 09:51 PM

male tag rosak
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You: om nom nom
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You: om nom nom
Stranger: okay... where are u from?
You: om nom nom
Stranger: ???
You: om nom nom
Stranger: u are weird..
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post Apr 11 2009, 09:51 PM

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Another epic.

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Stranger: 人之初
You: 人之初
Stranger: what the next?
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
Stranger: enough.....
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
You: v
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
You: v
You: 人之初
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You: 人之初
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
Stranger: let me teach you
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
Stranger: 人之初，性本善
You: 人之初
You: 人之初，性本善
You: 人之初
You: 人之初
You: 人之初，性本善
You: 人之初，性本善
You: 人之初，性本善
You: 人之初，性本善
You: 人之初，性本善
You: 人之初，性本善
Stranger: this tells us people are born with good nature.
Stranger: you know?
You: 性相近
You: 习相远
Stranger: ...
Stranger: bye~
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post Apr 11 2009, 09:52 PM

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QUOTE(pikacu @ Apr 11 2009, 09:51 PM)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: om nom nom
Stranger: whaat?
You: om nom nom
Stranger: okay... where are u from?
You: om nom nom
Stranger: ???
You: om nom nom
Stranger: u are weird..
*
You fared better

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post Apr 11 2009, 09:53 PM

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You: 人之初
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You: 性本善
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Added on April 11, 2009, 9:53 pmConnecting to server...
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post Apr 11 2009, 09:54 PM

My Name James
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u guy nbtd...
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post Apr 11 2009, 09:55 PM

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Stranger: James?
You: Yup, its me
You: Damn hard to get back to you
Stranger: O_O Srsly?
You: yeah !!
Stranger: James who
You: james your friend
Stranger: Very convincing smile.gif
You: I am your friend
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Added on April 11, 2009, 9:55 pmConnecting to server...
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You: 人之初
Stranger: heyy smile.gif
Stranger: asl?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: a/s/l
Stranger: why?
You: a/s/l please
You: i am horny now
Stranger: you are a boy?
You: girl
Stranger: i think you are a male
You: i am a 16 y.o girl
You: for goodness sake
Stranger: well then thats too young
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post Apr 11 2009, 10:13 PM

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You: hi
You: do u like boring conversations?
You: i do
You: let's keep it as boring as possible
You: nice..that's the way i like it
You: talking to myself, you know..
You: it gives you this high feeling
You: like you're going nuts
You: but then again
You: life's already like that isn't it?
You: I feel like i'm giving a sermon
You: you know, like it's just me
You: speaking on one side
You: are the passive listeners just listen from afar
You: not responding
You: then i talk about some abstract concept
You: about life and the world
You: it gets poetic sometimes
You: just a little
You: feels good doesn't it?
You: a monologue
You: i'll try not to stall
You: but then sometimes you just run out of things to say
You: just like now
You: you know
You: have you ever gotten that feeling
You: like you're going to stop
You: and then you get another ida
You: sorry, i mean idea
You: feels good doesn't it
You: sorry for my rambling
You: i'm always like that after a couple of drinks
You: or even before actually
You: it's just the way i are
You: just the same old me over and over
You: like dawg
You: where can i go
You: this planet if filled with people
You: there are more people everyday
You: people are more interconnected everyday
You: but seperated more today than yesterday
You: that's just the way it is
You: you see..
You: you have a service like that
You: it's like going on a blind date
You: but this is a conversation instead
You: just talking
You: if you don't like it you can hang up
You: no strings attached
You: but then again
You: you notice that the world seems to get smaller, but in reality
You: it
You: it's getting bigger
You: and there's no much we can do
You: unless we become amish
You: and reject technology
You: it's not so bad to be amish
You: you get to go back to basics
You: just live for living
You: live a day one at a time
You: savour the moment
You: but no
You: some of us just like being urban folks
You: this is how we were brought up
You: amidst the hussle and bustle
You: every minute there are tonnes of information
You: following through ever increasing number of channels
You: i mean flowing*
You: how can one stand?
You: the information overload?
You: how did our ancestors live?

At this point he/she left. Did I bore him/her?
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post Apr 11 2009, 10:35 PM

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At this point he/she left. Did I bore him/her?
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u managed to type all these out before he/she replied? OMG
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post Apr 11 2009, 10:42 PM

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u managed to type all these out before he/she replied? OMG
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the thing is that person didnt reply
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post Apr 11 2009, 11:03 PM

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post Apr 11 2009, 11:07 PM

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post Apr 11 2009, 11:12 PM

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Where r u from?
You: *BUZZ*
Stranger: buzz?
Stranger: china
Stranger: you?
You: Oh
You: malaysia
You: Is internet there fast?
Stranger: no
You: Same here sad.gif
Stranger: ......where is malaysia?
You: U dont know?
You: Beside Singapore
You: Beside Indonesia
You: Beside Thailand
Stranger: i got it
Stranger: male or female?
Stranger: can you speak chinese?
You: Male
You: Not really
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post Apr 11 2009, 11:22 PM

On my way
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You: free
Stranger: hello
You: hello
You: someone said that i can find a bf thru this website
You: is that true?
You: hello
You: r u there
Stranger: i've no idea.where are u at
You: i am at singapore now
You: feeling very bored now
You: here no much people leh
You: in the hotel i mean
You: sienz
You: do u want me to sing for you>
You: hello
You: u there
Stranger: are u a girl?
You: of coz i am
You: am 20 year old
Stranger: sorry,i'm in germany
You: am feeling bored now
Stranger: and i'm gay
You: wat ur occupation
You: cool
You: i like to be friend with u
You: so far none of my frends r ghey
You: u can be the 1st 1
You: wanna be my friend
You: hello
You: why no reply
You: huhu
Stranger: it's a little weird talking to u
You: looks like someone dun wanna be friend with me
You: why weird
You: coz i reply too fast
You: told u i am bored now
You: huhu
Stranger: i think i'm gonna take off
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You: huhu
You: chines
Stranger: kl
You: u leh?
You: KL?
Stranger: 19year old male singappore
You: malaysia
Stranger: i love you
You: love u too
You: muaks
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Stranger: good evening?
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Stranger: i need a girl
Stranger: korea
You: u are in luck
Stranger: u?
You: taiwan
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: yes
Stranger: r u my girl?
You: nope
You: how old are u?
Stranger: 21
You: ur profession?
Stranger: thats really sad
Stranger: nope
You: ooh
Stranger: i am a student in university
You: so?
Stranger: so what?
You: so so what, i`m still a rockstar
You: u are from north korea or south korea?
You: ??
Stranger: south korea
Stranger: rockstar?
You: why are south korea and north korea fighting?
You: arent they supposed to be at peace?
You: stupidness make u all fight
Stranger: ..u may ask my government
You: why dun ask?
You: since u are a korean
You: too much kimchi eating makes u stupid?
Stranger: i am just a student
You: so?
You: a student at present and future leader
You: u will lead ur country one day
You: and u ignores the war?
You: u fail as a human
Stranger: have u finished yet u motherf***er?
You: nope
You: u stupid korean
You: hey
You: i am talking to u
Stranger: go on i'll get a piss
You: ok...
You: piss in ur kimchi face
Stranger: jesus christ is korean u know?
Stranger: bill gates is also korean
You: if jesus christ is korean then barrak obama is white]
Stranger: barrak obama is also korean
You: really?
You: what about hitler?
You: hitler is also korean?
Stranger: and ur ancestors are all korean
Stranger: hitler is shit
You: from where u got that theory?
You: from the kimchi pamplet they give out at restaurants?
Stranger: why our whole nation believe that
You: because u ate too much kimchi which makes u stupid
Stranger: u dont believe it ,sucker?
You: too stupid for me to belief it..
Stranger: then let me piss in ur mouth
You: do u know who maria ozawa is?
You: ooi
Stranger: yes
Stranger: she's my favorite porn star
You: if u say she is korean i might belief
Stranger: she is japanese
Stranger: and has been f***ed by our whole nation
Stranger: have u ever f***ed a girl？
Stranger: i believe u r a virgin
You: nope..
Stranger: u please urself every nite
You: well
Stranger: shoot it out in less than 1 minute
You: so, if korean is good at that, why do they invented artificial *****?
Stranger: u see we korean men have the biggest penis in asia
You: in asia
You: korea penis is biggest when it is not errected...
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post Apr 12 2009, 12:02 AM

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: good evening?
You: where u from?
Stranger: i need a girl
Stranger: korea
You: u are in luck
Stranger: u?
You: taiwan
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: yes
Stranger: r u my girl?
You: nope
You: how old are u?
Stranger: 21
You: ur profession?
Stranger: thats really sad
Stranger: nope
You: ooh
Stranger: i am a student in university
You: so?
Stranger: so what?
You: so so what, i`m still a rockstar
You: u are from north korea or south korea?
You: ??
Stranger: south korea
Stranger: rockstar?
You: why are south korea and north korea fighting?
You: arent they supposed to be at peace?
You: stupidness make u all fight
Stranger: ..u may ask my government
You: why dun ask?
You: since u are a korean
You: too much kimchi eating makes u stupid?
Stranger: i am just a student
You: so?
You: a student at present and future leader
You: u will lead ur country one day
You: and u ignores the war?
You: u fail as a human
Stranger: have u finished yet u motherf***er?
You: nope
You: u stupid korean
You: hey
You: i am talking to u
Stranger: go on i'll get a piss
You: ok...
You: piss in ur kimchi face
Stranger: jesus christ is korean u know?
Stranger: bill gates is also korean
You: if jesus christ is korean then barrak obama is white
Stranger: barrak obama is also korean
You: really?
You: what about hitler?
You: hitler is also korean?
Stranger: and ur ancestors are all korean
Stranger: hitler is shit
You: from where u got that theory?
You: from the kimchi pamplet they give out at restaurants?
Stranger: why our whole nation believe that
You: because u ate too much kimchi which makes u stupid
Stranger: u dont believe it ,sucker?
You: too stupid for me to belief it..
Stranger: then let me piss in ur mouth
You: do u know who maria ozawa is?
You: ooi
Stranger: yes
Stranger: she's my favorite porn star
You: if u say she is korean i might belief
Stranger: she is japanese
Stranger: and has been f***ed by our whole nation
Stranger: have u ever f***ed a girl？
Stranger: i believe u r a virgin
You: nope..
Stranger: u please urself every nite
You: well
Stranger: shoot it out in less than 1 minute
You: so, if korean is good at that, why do they invented artificial *****?
Stranger: u see we korean men have the biggest penis in asia
You: in asia
You: korea penis is biggest when it is not errected...
You: coz that is their max size.
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post Apr 12 2009, 12:04 AM

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post here la...  brows.gif

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You: i am Andrew and i died in a car crash recently
Stranger: wow
Stranger: are you ghost?
You: u will expereince bad luck if u dun post ur credit card information
You: belief it or not is up to u
Stranger: yea
Stranger: and f*** you
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You: i am Andrew and i died in a car crash recently
Stranger: wow
Stranger: are you ghost?
You: u will expereince bad luck if u dun post ur credit card information
You: belief it or not is up to u
Stranger: yea
Stranger: and f*** you
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You: 18 female singapore
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You: ?
Stranger: 21 male u.s.
You: o.o
You: you are still studying or working?
Stranger: going to college
You: o.o
You: study what?
Stranger: are you still working in a shoe factory or have you landed that dream job at peiwey?
You: what?
You: i am not working
You: i am studying
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it works !!

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You: Om nom nom nom
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my 1st thread reach more than 10 pages.  i am veli happy rite now.
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ROFL. i was laughing like crazy though so simple...LOL
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post Apr 12 2009, 12:16 AM

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You: o.o
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You: malaysia
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You: where you from?
Stranger: London
Stranger: You
You: o.o
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Epic delivered !! Bad language ahead. Be warned.

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You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: FLANK LEFT
Stranger: WATCH OUT FOR THE MGS
Stranger: GOGOGOGO
You: WOW !!!
You: WTF IS THAT???
You: THEN?
Stranger: THE f*** ARE U DOING PRIVATE?
Stranger: GET DOWN
You: I AM DOWN, b**** !!
You: SHALL WE SHOOT THE PLANE?
You: I HAVE MY ROCKET READY !!
You: OOOOPSSS!!
Stranger: WHAT PLANE?
Stranger: HAHA NICE ONE
Stranger: U HAVE JUST BEEN PROMOTED TO LANCE CORPORAL
You: f*** YOU
Stranger: HIGHER RANK MEANS MORE RESPONSIBILTY
You: I WILL KILL YOU !!!
Stranger: NOW GO KILL URSELF
You: ARGHHHH!!
Stranger: U AINT GONNA KILL A CAPTAIN
You: DIE, SUCKER, DIE !!
Stranger: ugghhhh
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: dont kill me
Stranger: im too young to die
Stranger: please
You: I SHALL CUT YOUR HEAD INTO >9000 PIECES !!
You: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Stranger: ur gay
Stranger: man
You: HELL YEAH!!!
Stranger: suck my d*** then
You: SLURPS
You: YUM YUM!!
You: DID U PUT SUGAR ON YOUR <1" d***????
You: SCREW YOU !!
Stranger: nah
Stranger: that was my cum
You: GODAMNIT !!!
You: I SHALL TEAR YOUR BALLZ INTO >9000 PIECES !!
Stranger: how old are u
You: >9000
Stranger: im guessing around 10
Stranger: hmmm
You: IMMA >9000 !!!!
You: U R A SMALL KIDDO
You: IN FRONT OF THE PC PLAYING COD4 ALL DAY!!
You: GET A LIFE!!
Stranger: lol.
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You: WTF IS THAT???
You: THEN?
Stranger: THE f*** ARE U DOING PRIVATE?
Stranger: GET DOWN
You: I AM DOWN, b**** !!
You: SHALL WE SHOOT THE PLANE?
You: I HAVE MY ROCKET READY !!
You: OOOOPSSS!!
Stranger: WHAT PLANE?
Stranger: HAHA NICE ONE
Stranger: U HAVE JUST BEEN PROMOTED TO LANCE CORPORAL
You: f*** YOU
Stranger: HIGHER RANK MEANS MORE RESPONSIBILTY
You: I WILL KILL YOU !!!
Stranger: NOW GO KILL URSELF
You: ARGHHHH!!
Stranger: U AINT GONNA KILL A CAPTAIN
You: DIE, SUCKER, DIE !!
Stranger: ugghhhh
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: dont kill me
Stranger: im too young to die
Stranger: please
You: I SHALL CUT YOUR HEAD INTO >9000 PIECES !!
You: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Stranger: ur gay
Stranger: man
You: HELL YEAH!!!
Stranger: suck my d*** then
You: SLURPS
You: YUM YUM!!
You: DID U PUT SUGAR ON YOUR <1" d***????
You: SCREW YOU !!
Stranger: nah
Stranger: that was my cum
You: GODAMNIT !!!
You: I SHALL TEAR YOUR BALLZ INTO >9000 PIECES !!
Stranger: how old are u
You: >9000
Stranger: im guessing around 10
Stranger: hmmm
You: IMMA >9000 !!!!
You: U R A SMALL KIDDO
You: IN FRONT OF THE PC PLAYING COD4 ALL DAY!!
You: GET A LIFE!!
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post Apr 12 2009, 12:30 AM

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post Apr 12 2009, 12:36 AM

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post Apr 12 2009, 01:12 AM

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Stranger: next
You: f*** ur like a answering bot
You: do u keep any pet
Stranger: no
Stranger: next
You: shit
You: are u married?
Stranger: no
Stranger: next
You: why
Stranger: havent found miss right
Stranger: next
You: are u fat?
Stranger: no
Stranger: next
You: are u horny right nw?
Stranger: no
Stranger: next
You: wat are u wearing nw
Stranger: clothes
Stranger: next
You: shit im running out of quest
You: are u virgin
Stranger: no
Stranger: next
You: OWNED
You: in wat age u lost ur virginity
Stranger: 17
Stranger: next
You: damm
You: tell me bout ur story of ur 1st sex
Stranger: nice, with a girl called isabelle from college
Stranger: next
You: LOL
You: are u afraid of scorpion?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: next
You: how is issabella doing w
You: now*
Stranger: no idea
Stranger: next
You: tell me bout the most interesting event in ur life
Stranger: being in china for the first time
Stranger: next
You: are the girl hot?
Stranger: some
Stranger: next
You: choose 1
You: western girl or asian
Stranger: western
Stranger: next
You: asian are hot
You: see
You: http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/5714/1806089861l.jpg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Added on April 12, 2009, 6:30 amConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: halo!
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: how r u....
You: malaysia
You: u?
Stranger: china : )
You: sex?
You: age
Stranger: Wow ...it's Beautiful.
Stranger: 17
Stranger: male
You: im 17 too ^^
You: femlale
You: im chinese
You: this is me
You: http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/5714/1806089861l.jpg
Stranger: wow.....................................
You: do u have ur pic
Stranger: sorry no..
You: =(
You: can we make fren
Stranger: 你是中国人?
Stranger: 能说中文?
Stranger: can you speak chinese?
You: hmm im chinese bt cant read chinese cause i study in english school
You: but i can speak though
Stranger: .........I regret that
Stranger: Picture is you?
You: yes ^^
You: am i pretty
Stranger: ...................... Virus?
You: hell no - -''
You: its a imageshack link
Stranger: sorry..- -
You: lol
Stranger: can you control my computer?....
You: of cause nt = =
You: are u a noob
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Do you have other photos
You: http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4797/1531115865l.jpg
You: here
Stranger: ....... noob ?
Stranger: The meaning of idiot?
You: newbie
Stranger: Hangul..- -?
You: kinda
Stranger: wow ....
Stranger: you are famale?
Stranger: This is true?
You: true...
You: do i looks like male
Stranger: : ) you are Beautiful
You: thx =)
You: do u hav ur pic?
Stranger: no. ....
Stranger: : (
You: =(
You: do u knw rick ashley?
Stranger: I did not camera
You: do u knw rick ashley?
Stranger: ?
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You: never gonna give u up
You: never gonna let u down
You have disconnected.

This post has been edited by RyoKenzaki: Apr 12 2009, 06:30 AM
kenixkenix
post Apr 12 2009, 07:22 AM

hai kawan kawan
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post Apr 12 2009, 07:54 AM

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Tarp success!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: halo
Stranger: r u female?
You: yes
You: y
Stranger: r u jus saying tht to turn me on?
Stranger: tongue.gif
You: nop srsly
You: im 19 f from malaysia'
Stranger: wats ur name?
You: Lee Ka Mei
Stranger: u serious?
You: u?
You: of cause
Stranger: r u hot?
You: hmm
You: u can judge me
Stranger: on wat? pic?
You: wan i upload pic?
Stranger: yes please
Stranger: =)
You: wait
Stranger: will do
Stranger: my name is kirk btw
You: uploading
Stranger: 20 =)
You: from
Stranger: uk
You: ic
You: sweet
You: ok
You: <Link Removed>
Stranger: its a shit country
You: here
Stranger: i think ur pretty =)
Stranger: lovely eyes =)
You: thx
You: here is another pic of me
You: <Link Removed>
Stranger: i do like ur eyes smile.gif
You: thx^^
You: u like asian?
Stranger: ur welcome
Stranger: i love asians
Stranger: best kind of females in the world
You: can i see ur pic pls
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hold on
You: ok
Stranger: http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc...351432_2597.jpg
Stranger: im the one looking at the camera =)
You: sweet
You: u looks cool
You: do u have gf?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no
You: why nt
Stranger: do u hav a bf?
You: nop
You: we juz broke last month
Stranger: i just broke up wth my gf recently,
Stranger: yawn.gif
Stranger: how scary
You: oh man
You: wats the reason
Stranger: wasnt working out =(
Stranger: u
Stranger: ?
You: he said im too wild on bed...
You: i juz gt addicted so...
You: sigh
Stranger: serious?
You: yeah
Stranger: which my ex was like tht
Stranger: wat kind of stuff do u like?
You: i like anal
Stranger: =O
You: but he juz wont do tat
Stranger: i wuld!
You: too bad ur nt here =(
Stranger: tell me about it
Stranger: what else do u like?
You: i like doing dog style
You: i can feel his penis going deep in me
You: but those are history, im all alone nw
Stranger: i love doggy
Stranger: i love filling a ***** all the way up with my d***
Stranger: id love to do it to u
You: perhaps we can meet up if u ever come2 malaysia
Stranger: =)
You: too bad
Stranger: maybe smile.gif
Stranger: id like tht
Stranger: i love girls on top too
You: im nt a virgin
You: im nt tight anymore
You: guys wont like me
Stranger: i figured wink.gif
Stranger: i dont mind pussies being not tight
You: sigh, hw i wish ur here
Stranger: its too much of a stuggle to begin with
You: we can have some wild sex
Stranger: oh yeah we would
Stranger: wat wuld u do to me
You: i would give u a blow job 1st
You: following by boobjob if u dun mind
You: then u do watever u wan to me
Stranger: of course not
Stranger: i love going down
You: anal
Stranger: i love tasting ***** juice
Stranger: and licking assholes
You: i like tasting sperm too
Stranger: u swallow?
You: yeah baby
You: they taste good]
You: full of protein
Stranger: biggrin.gif
You: i dun mind if u penetrate in me
You: the warm sensation makes me feels good
Stranger: i love cumming inside too
You: sigh too bad ur nt with me
Stranger: then i like to just let my d*** stay inside after cumming until it gets hard agen
You: haha
You: ur my type baby
Stranger: ur my type to sexy
Stranger: as i sed i love asian girls
Stranger: and u love things i want to do to girls
Stranger: we wuld hav great sex!
You: sure do
You: send me email, we can exchange some naked pic
You: edditted@hotmai.com
Stranger: u send me one first baby, shady360@hotmail.co.uk
You: orait baby
You: gotta go nw
You: i gt a class
Stranger: ok
You: good bye honey
Stranger: send me a pic wink.gif
You: sure do =)
Stranger: good bye
You have disconnected.

This post has been edited by RyoKenzaki: Apr 12 2009, 10:21 AM
AnythingK
post Apr 12 2009, 11:45 AM

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i got owned!
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post Apr 12 2009, 02:13 PM

New Member
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Joined: Dec 2008
Stranger: What is the freaking point of asl?
You: no point
You: so let's not ask about asl
You: let's talk about love instead
You: Do you love me?
Stranger: Yes! Let's.
Stranger: I do!
You: i love you too!
You: but..
You: we dont know each other..
You: so asl?
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA..........
Stranger: f_ck you
penmarker
post Apr 12 2009, 02:31 PM

Look at all my stars!!
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QUOTE(ericmaxman @ Apr 12 2009, 12:09 AM)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: greeetings
You: my name is james
You: i died last year in a plane crash
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
*

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello,
Stranger: i got vids
You: greetings from beyond
You: im david,
You: and i died in a car accident 2 years ago
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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post Apr 12 2009, 03:12 PM

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QUOTE(AnythingK @ Apr 12 2009, 11:45 AM)
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i got owned!
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both winrar.


ps: my thread is still alive. biggrin.gif
mindspring
post Apr 12 2009, 03:13 PM

On my way
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any gurls want to try him? brows.gif
well i'm not gay

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adix4
post Apr 12 2009, 03:38 PM

ich bin eine Katze :3
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adix4
post Apr 12 2009, 03:50 PM

ich bin eine Katze :3
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From: Berlin
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from
You: german
Stranger: im from the US
Stranger: ive been to germany though
You: lol
Stranger: munich, berlin, gottingen, and frankfurt
You: my country alone can rape
You: your country
You: and british+russia
Stranger: right
Stranger: you and japan and italy right
You: no both of em are coward
Stranger: well last time i was in germany
You: HEIL HITLER!
Stranger: the people there were nice to me
Stranger: ya
Stranger: when i was there
You: when i was in the US
Stranger: i saw german officers guarding jewish places
You: ur people treat me like scum
Stranger: i loled
You: DAS JUDEN!WIR SIND ALLEIN!
Stranger: DAS JUDEN
You: was?
You: du deutsch sprache mein freund
Stranger: no
You: sprachist du deutsch?
Stranger: nope
You: UR people treat me like scum
Stranger: probably
You: we should kill more white people
Stranger: so you arent white than?
You: german women is strong!
Stranger: oh?
You: ya!
Stranger: are you a german woman?
You: yes
Stranger: oh?
Stranger: lovely
You: problem officer?
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: let me put on my cool face
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post Apr 12 2009, 03:58 PM

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post Apr 12 2009, 04:01 PM

ich bin eine Katze :3
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Stranger: Screamer or moaner?
You: hey dude
You: give me a reason
You: why shudnt i shoot my head now
You: u disconnect i will shoot now
Stranger: Because I love when you scream my name.
You: u gotta do better than that
You: u disconect i will let this chat room open
Stranger: I want to have you with me for all time.
You: my life is in your hands partner
Stranger: I'll hug you and cuddle with you and make you cakes and sing you a song.
You: better than that
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post Apr 12 2009, 04:16 PM

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heya
You: what's up
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: where r u from
You: malaysia. and u ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Malaysia - reason for disconnecting.
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post Apr 12 2009, 04:17 PM

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QUOTE(adix4 @ Apr 12 2009, 04:01 PM)
Stranger: Screamer or moaner?
You: hey dude
You: give me a reason
You: why shudnt i shoot my head now
You: u disconnect i will shoot now
Stranger: Because I love when you scream my name.
You: u gotta do better than that
You: u disconect i will let this chat room open
Stranger: I want to have you with me for all time.
You: my life is in your hands partner
Stranger: I'll hug you and cuddle with you and make you cakes and sing you a song.
You: better than that
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hey, I'm gonna try that too! Brb with copy pasta.
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post Apr 12 2009, 06:34 PM

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: gutten morgen
You: o haiyo gozaimase
You: hai nizoken se daze?
Stranger: sprechen zie deutsch
Stranger: or habla espanol?
You: lu eh lanchiau chin tua teh
Stranger: you chinese?
You: nope
Stranger: chinese?
You: why?
Stranger: japanese?
Stranger: russian?
You: mexican
Stranger: just curious.. what language is that?
You: nope
You: french
Stranger: que largo es su pene
You: p*** hang besar tak?
Stranger: no.. en espanol por favor
You: kaneh! cakap melayu tak mau
Stranger: no habla french
Stranger: u suck
Stranger: come suck it
You: ooooo yeahhh!!
You: i love potatoes
Stranger: you do?
Stranger: come here than
Stranger: i'll give u some potato chips
You: and bananas
Stranger: awe yea
Stranger: u like those, dont ya
You: no...i hate those, that is why i wanna eat it
Stranger: i'll give u something to eat
Stranger: where u at?
You: next door
You: i love to give blowjobs to bear
You: especially this one
You: ___________░▒▓▓▓▓▒░________________________________________________________
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Stranger: i can do either
You: he can thundershock your ass off
Stranger: pichachu's hot
You: dont judge him by his face
Stranger: i've gotten off to him many times
Stranger: hot xxx anime porn
Stranger: mmm ya
You: f***
You: f*** u
Stranger: he electrifies me
You: dun criticise my pet
Stranger: and my cock
You: idiot
Stranger: well im sorry he makes me horny
You: i love pikachu
You: you shut the f*** up
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: you wanna stop chatting
Stranger: b/c ur pet is making me hard
You: SHUDDDAAAPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
You: you're making me madd!!!
You: dun make me whack you!
Stranger: please do baby
You: i love my pikachu
Stranger: me too
You: u dun love my pikachu
You: SAY IT!!
You: OUT LOUD!!!
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: sorry!?
You: good DOG!
Stranger: where u from
You: japan
You: the land of pokemon
You: and digimon
Stranger: i see
You: and dragon ball
Stranger: do u like tranny's... there are a lot there
You: Son Goku is my father
Stranger: i know
Stranger: cuz asian's have femine features
You: that's why they're unique
You: dont be jealous...
Stranger: true
Stranger: and small penises
You: hmm...i'm guessing you're an asian too..u know alot about asians..
You: from japan too?
Stranger: nope.. united states
You: DENYING!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!
You: stop denying!!!!!!
Stranger: hah dont hate
Stranger: so do u like tranny's?
Stranger: ill sick ssj 4 vegeta on you
You: urm...nope
Stranger: and my hohou on you
You: Bulma is my wife
You: i love her vagina
Stranger: chichi is better
Stranger: i like a tough b****
You: SHUT UP!! CHI CHI IS MY SISTER!!
You: f*** head
Stranger: so what i f*** that b**** raw
Stranger: with your sister
You: btw, i'm a tranny
Stranger: i and watch ur pikachu wack off
Stranger: mmmm i love it
You: i know
Stranger: will you let me put it in your ass while u jerk it
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Stranger: aight lol
Stranger: will you lick my balls as well
You: please leave...
Stranger: no ill kick your digimons ass
You: you cant..i have metal greymon...its very strong
Stranger: plz he sucks
Stranger: porion is better
You: f***KKKKKKKKKKKK UUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: GREYMON IS THE BESSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
You: shuddupp!!!
Stranger: i have the movie i jerk off to it
You: AGREE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!
You: my bulbasaur is already level 99!
You: super strong man!
You: unbeatable
Stranger: um none evoled at 99 yeah bull shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I WIN HIM!!!!!

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post Apr 12 2009, 09:33 PM

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You:   ▲
You: ▲ ▲
You: newfags cant triforce!
Stranger: the ZELDA TRIANGLE
Stranger: HELP
Stranger: Are you zelda?
You: yes.
Stranger: omg
You: bow down
Stranger: HI ZELDA I'M UR FAN
You: good,
You: are you a male or female
Stranger: So what are you doing now link?
You: answer me
Stranger: a male like you
You: then you are useless for my lust
Stranger: no i'm not
Stranger: i got a pussy but i'm a dude
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post Apr 13 2009, 04:37 AM

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maybe because lotsa Malaysians in there?

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Stranger: from?
You: malaysia
You: u?
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Stranger: finland
You: woo =D
You: bye -.-

Added on April 13, 2009, 5:13 amwhen batang meets batang...like magnet...cannot get along..

Stranger: hey
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You: u from?
Stranger: where u from?
Stranger: England
You: malaysia
Stranger: cool
Stranger: m or f?
You: hunk or chiq
Stranger: guy
Stranger: lol
You: same ;D
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: female?
Stranger: yes. u?
You: same
You: damn was looking for a guy
Stranger: better luck next time. i´m also looking for a guy.
You: biggrin.gif
You: u from?
Stranger: finland
Stranger: u?
You: oh
You: malaysia
Stranger: how old are u?
You: 20
You: u?
Stranger: 27
You: man
You: u're old
You: phucking old
Stranger: yes i am
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You: hahahahahahahahaaha
You: cant stop laughing...damn
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How are you dear Sir?”
You: hey
Stranger: Hello
You: farkiu
Stranger: What?
You: f***
Stranger: f***
You: i don't want to talk to a computer
Stranger: I am not a computer.
You: so a boob or d***
Stranger: I am a woman.
You: do you masturbate?
Stranger: “Hello! I am the omegle ChatBot.
There is an uneven number of users online.
You were referred to me.

How are you dear Sir?”
You: hi
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Stranger: I will give you a 10% off Pizza Hut coupon if you complete this brief 20 minute survey.

1 of 254) How often do you order pizza on a weekly basis?
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You: 2
Stranger: 3 of 254) Are you actually going to complete this entire survey?
You: ya
Stranger: 4 of 254) Do you enjoy receiving anal sex?
You: hell yea
Stranger: Hah.
Stranger: I love you
You: i love you too
Stranger: m/f?
You: wheres 5 of 254?
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Stranger: herro
You: herro
Stranger: how r u
You: how r u
Stranger: stranger is homosexual.
Stranger: and i, the copycat, love his cock.
You: stranger is homosexual.
You: and i, the copycat, love his cock.
Stranger: GUESS WHAT
Stranger: WHAT
You: GUESS WHAT
Stranger: HAHA YOU KNOW ..
Stranger: WHAT ... WHAT DO I KNOW
You: WHAT
Stranger: YOU JUST LOST HTE MOTHER f***ING GAME
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post Apr 13 2009, 06:18 AM

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Stranger: are you horny ?
Stranger: 22, male, Swiss
You: yah'
Stranger: u ?
You: 19 f china
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hmm. i like chineese girl
You: u horny?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: did you got webcam ?
You: i have pink tits
You: yeah
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: do you got MSN ?
You: yah
Stranger: so give me .
You: u give me i add you
Stranger: nibbler187@hotmail.com
You: ok see you there
Stranger: k
You: love you
Stranger: i'm waiting for your add smile.gif
You: u;re 23 years old
You: not 22
Stranger: 22
You: born 1986
Stranger: yeah, but in november
You: hahaha
You: hi philippe
You: i'm your girlfriend
You: and why the f*** are you here
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i got pwned
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We have received multiple complaints about inappropriate minor grooming traced to your IP address.
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wat game!!!












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i owned!!!

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post Apr 13 2009, 06:56 AM

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that dude gave me nude pics.
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DAMN PENAT DEY

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post Apr 13 2009, 07:16 AM

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post Apr 13 2009, 07:17 AM

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post Apr 13 2009, 07:19 AM

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You: im 12 years old girl from usa
You: u?
Stranger: UK
You: male?
Stranger: yes
You: i chatted with a guy juz nw
Stranger: did you?
You: he asked me to pput my finger in my virgina
You: he said it feels good..
You: im afraid
You: how does it feels like
Stranger: im not a girl so wouldnt know
You: do u have any idea how would it feel?
Stranger: nope
You: This is the USA FBI child pornography agency. Your IP address have been lodge and you will be charge for child pornography. Do not log out or you will lose every right of yours to call your lawyer
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post Apr 13 2009, 07:20 AM

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FFFFUUUUUUU-

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post Apr 13 2009, 09:02 PM

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post Apr 14 2009, 12:34 AM

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now its on
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post Apr 14 2009, 12:37 AM

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post Apr 14 2009, 12:38 AM

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man.. try saying ur malaysian
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post Apr 14 2009, 12:39 AM

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post Apr 14 2009, 01:00 AM

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Chatting with a Swede guy giving advice on Exercise..Not bad..

And someone from Finland who actually knows Taylor's College..Unexpected..

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post Apr 14 2009, 01:38 AM

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This is my attempt

QUOTE
Stranger: what chu was gon do? kill me in my sleep u b**** ass nigga
You: yo
You: wtf
You: i aint your nigga
Stranger: YOU HEARD ME
You: now call me daddy
You: cause i f***ed your mom last night
Stranger: daaaaaaam
Stranger: nigga u crazy
You: indeed
You: YOU HEARD ME!
You: now call me daddy !

Stranger: papi?
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post Apr 14 2009, 07:14 AM

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My attempt with using song lyrics. Guess the song..

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Stranger: hii
You: We were both young when I first saw you.
Stranger: where you from
You: I close my eyes and the flashback starts:
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: its crazy
You: I'm standing there on a balcony in summer air.
Stranger: i wanna rock and roll all nogth and party every day
You: See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns.
Stranger: where u from
You: See you make your way through the crowd
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post Apr 14 2009, 07:15 AM

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Round 2

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Stranger: hey
You: We were both young when I first saw you.
Stranger: hahhaha
You: I close my eyes and the flashback starts:
Stranger: are you talking to me
You: I'm standing there on a balcony in summer air.
Stranger: okey send me the rest on my email
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post Apr 14 2009, 07:18 AM

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You: I've been watching you all day
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post Apr 14 2009, 07:20 AM

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Guess the song

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Stranger: hi
You: Hey baby girl
Stranger: who said i was girl
You: I've been watching you all day
Stranger: right
Stranger: whats my name
You: Man that thing you got behind you is amazing
Stranger: whats my name?
You: You make me want to take you out and let it rain
Stranger: if you know me so well
You: I know you got a man but this is what you should say
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post Apr 14 2009, 07:32 AM

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Stranger: i am a guy so disconnect right now if you want to
You: Hey baby girl
Stranger: lol
You: I've been watching you all day
Stranger: yawn.gif
You: Man that thing you got behind you is amazing
Stranger: what thing?
You: You make me want to take you out and let it rain
Stranger: that thing behind me?
You: I know you got a man but this is what you should say
Stranger: ?
You: Why don't you tell him that I'm leavin' never looking back again
Stranger: sure
Stranger: f*** him
You: You found somebody who does it better than he can
Stranger: smile.gif
You: No more making you cry
Stranger: i want you
You: No more them gray skies
Stranger: will you be my man?
You: Girl we flying on a g-5, g-5
Stranger: just kiss me
You: And we're leavin' never looking back again
Stranger: honey are you there?
You: So call your shawty you tell him you found a new man
Stranger: done
You: The one who's so so fly
You: The one to keep you high
Stranger: i'm a tranny
You: Have you singing all night, like that
Stranger: can you read?
You: Now if I talk it girl, you know that I will walk it out
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post Apr 14 2009, 07:35 AM

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Stranger: hey
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Stranger: shit yea
You: I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
Stranger: i forgot my cam was on
You: I wanna f*** you, you already know
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post Apr 14 2009, 07:37 AM

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QUOTE(xzibit @ Apr 14 2009, 07:35 AM)
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Kena kantoi... laugh.gif
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post Apr 14 2009, 07:38 AM

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Stranger: Bored of Omeglebot? Check out MyBrutes© online! http://ultimatebutter.mybrute.com Create a name and fight thousands Of other users free!
You: Its been so long (long, long)
Stranger: Dong dong
You: That I haven't seen your face
Stranger: Derp derp
You: I'm trying be strong (strong)
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Stranger: i want sexy girls
You: Its been so long (long, long)
Stranger: i want sexy girls
You: That I haven't seen your face
Stranger: where the sexy girls at
You: I'm trying be strong (strong)
Stranger: theres no sexy girls here is there
You: But the strength I have is washing away (way)
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post Apr 14 2009, 07:42 AM

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post Apr 14 2009, 07:42 AM

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LOL. I managed to have a nice 0110101 chat last few days.
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Stranger: (your face, your face)
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You: But the strength I have is washing away (away)

You: -010100111-dowload start:conficker download
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You: I run out of words to say (oh oh)
Stranger: heaven knows im miserable nowwww
You: I wouldn't leave you
Stranger: youve been in the house too long and i naturally fled
You: 'Cause you're that type of girl to make me stay (oh oh)
Stranger: ohhh sweetness
You: I see the guys tryna' holla
Stranger: you do oooo she got me doin the dishes
You: Girl I don't wanna bother you
Stranger: acting like she want me
You: 'Cause you're independent and you got my attention
Stranger: got me doin things i never knew
You: Can I be your baby father
Stranger: all up in my business let me get a witness
You: Girl I just wanna show you
Stranger: snaps yo fingers you can do it all by yourself
You: That I love what you are doin' hun
Stranger: buy you a drank
money in the bank
talk to me i talk back
You: I see you in the club
Stranger: now wa-wa-walk it out!
You: You gettin' down good
Stranger: we went our sepperate ways
havent seen ya in a couple days
You: I wanna get with you, yeah
Stranger: coming down from the ceiling
yeah she know what she doing
You: I see you in the club
Stranger: she playing she playing she playing im not going no where im staying
You: I see you in the club
Stranger: da ruff! da fuff is on fire , let the mother f***er burn cause its yo birthday!
You: You showin' thugs love
Stranger: go go go
You: I wanna get with you
Stranger: were gonna sip bacardi like its yo birthday
You: You're so beautiful
Stranger: you ask in downtown they know me they tell ya im loce
Stranger: loco
You: So damn beautiful
Stranger: thats what i should be saying
You: Said you're so beautiful
Stranger: your beautiful
You: So damn beautiful
Stranger: your so damn beautiful
You: You're so beautiful
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You: I wanna get with you tonight but I cannot babygirl
Stranger: y not
You: And that's the issue
Stranger: KISS ME THRU THE PHONE
You: Girl you know I miss you
Stranger: <3 that song
You: You WON the GAME !!
Stranger: My name is josh oh my gosh
Stranger: but not actully
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Stranger: Damn, that's spurs
You: The ones that entertain, and the ones that observe
Stranger: interesting theory
You: Well baby I'm a put-on-a-show kinda girl
Stranger: this is definitely entertaining
You: Don't like the backseat, gotta be first (oh, oh)
Stranger: but it would be more entertaining to see you grimace at this
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post Apr 14 2009, 08:28 PM

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You: dayuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: u drop dead ok

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post Apr 14 2009, 10:37 PM

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You: how are you
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You: sorry man
You: where you from?
Stranger: 中国
You: ....
You: can speak english?
Stranger: china
You: ......
Stranger: where you from?
You: malaysia
Stranger: reqret
You: ??
You: regret wad
You: om nom nom nom nom nom
Stranger: chinese
You: om nom nom nom nom nom
Stranger: 会说中文吗 ？？
You: om nom nom nom nom nom
Stranger: Im sorry
You: om nom nom nom nom nom
Stranger: Do you know China
You: om nom nom nom nom
Stranger: Which country you are
You: /k/ country
Stranger: Which country
You: /k/
You: you dont know
You: you have to om nom nom nom nom 10 times to know
Stranger: Can not read
You: /k/ /k/
You: dayuuuummmmm
You: sing along yo
You: pls dont pls dont pls dont
Stranger: 装逼看不懂
You: i'mmm yourrssssssss
You: brapaspapapa
You: tuduududduulchhhhhh
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post Apr 15 2009, 12:00 AM

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Stranger: r u perhaps a ugly female
Stranger: from brazil finland or china
You: nope
Stranger: oh well what r u then
You: im a fugly female from africa
Stranger: ah
Stranger: thats allright
Stranger: havent seen one on here from africa yet
You: what about you? a fugly guy with a short d*** in america?
Stranger: no im in australia
You: nice.
Stranger: whats your definition of short d***
You: 2 inc.
Stranger: thats tiny
Stranger: then 98% have big
Stranger: i have almost 7inch
Stranger: about average
You: wtf. you kidding me.
Stranger: no
Stranger: im from sweden
You: thats damn small.
Stranger: well some girls thinks everything smaller than 10 inch is small
You: i only fcuk guys with atleast 10inch
You: yeap.. its small.
Stranger: only 1% have that big where i come from
You: oh , cool.
Stranger: its very rare, just as rare as 2inch
You: asians have effing small dicks.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i guess since u r from africa u r used to big ones
You: yeap 10 inch or more.
Stranger: finland, my neighbour country they have biggest white ones
You: btw.. you said your from aus, and now sweeden. which 1?
Stranger: i never said im from usa
You: aus..
You: not usa
Stranger: i never said im from aus either
Stranger: i said im in australia
Stranger: in and from are not synonyms
You: ok, saw wrongly.
You: dont you find it crazy to talk to strangers?
Stranger: y do u get so big when u so ugly
Stranger: no
You: i dont know.. because i have a *****?
Stranger: i like ugly people
You: yeah..
You: but you are 7 inch
Stranger: atleast ugly people witha *****
Stranger: yea
You: grow another 3 inch and i would f*** you
Stranger: i wish it was double
Stranger: i cant im already 20 years
Stranger: havent grown since i was 14
Stranger: so there is no chance it will get any bigger
You: eat some pills . or do something
You: penis extension.
Stranger: only females can train themselfs tighter
Stranger: cocks aint muscles u can train
Stranger: thats just bullshit
You: oh.
You: i dont know that much about cock.
You: i only f*** them
Stranger: ill rather get a girl with low standards
Stranger: u can train ur ***** and u can take smaller ones aswell
Stranger: have u ever had a kid?
You: nope
You: im 16
Stranger: ok
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post Apr 15 2009, 12:05 AM

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post Apr 15 2009, 12:06 AM

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You: OM NOMNOMNOMONOM
You: OM NOM NOM NOM NO
Stranger: whazup
You: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
You: dayuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: u drop dead ok

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Stranger: m o f
You: wtf?
Stranger: gurl or guy
You: you guess.
Stranger: guy
You: nope
You: a girl.
You: what about you?
Stranger: guy
You: oh, cool
You: where you from.?
Stranger: how old r u
You: im 16
You: what about you?
You: would you f*** me?
Stranger: im 17 and im from new jersey
You: oh cool
Stranger: idk u
You: thats fine.
Stranger: u cood have aids
You: wtf, no
You: im 16
You: im still a virgin
You: im from memphis
Stranger: where u from
You: memphis
Stranger: o0
Stranger: im not a virgin
You: i dont mind
You: i dont wanna be called a virgin anymore.
Stranger: y r u so strayt forward
You: yeap
You: its me i gues.s
Stranger: r u desperate for sum caz this site has mainly pedofiles and stu
Stranger: stuff
You: seriously?
You: so most of them are above 50 ?
Stranger: thats wat i think
Stranger: my freind this site was cool so i went on it nd now im tlkin to u
You: same here.
You: i got this site from my friend
Stranger: i dont like this site at all
Stranger: y u going off telling people ur a virgin
You: because i wanna f***?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
You: ahaha
Stranger: ur a bit random much
You: yeah
Stranger: wats ur aim
You: am i that straight foward.
Stranger: a lil bit
Stranger: do u have aim or myspace
You: i dont wanna be called a virgin
You: oh.. nope
You: i dont have those stuff.
You: i have a blog =)
Stranger: wow
Stranger: on wat
Stranger: fukme.org
You: about myself
Stranger: lol jk
Stranger: wats the site
You: lol. what are you going to do if i give you the site?
Stranger: nothin just c wat else
Stranger: w/e ill tty never
You: hey, you know what. i got to go
Stranger: ill f*** ur ass inside out
Stranger: make u suk my dik so much ull enjoy
You: my site is www.-------.blogspot.com
You: yeah i lied
You: im a chinise , malaysian, and i haave a boyfriend
Stranger: u wanted to fuk me
Stranger: now i will
Stranger: turn around and ull see my huge d***
You: but i have a boyfriend.
Stranger: in ur mouth and
Stranger: ill finger ur pusssy si much
Stranger: o man
Stranger: u dont even no
You: wtf. i haev a boyfriend. period
Stranger: do u have big tits?
You: how do you consider big?
Stranger: but u wanted me to fuk u b4
Stranger: idk
You: lol
Stranger: wat do u think of them
Stranger: how about ur ass
You: i guess they are huge.
Stranger: ill bang it up
Stranger: my mouth will crave ur lips
You: ok, come down to malaysia and we will talk.
You: unless you book me a flight to new jersey and spend me gucci and lv.
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post Apr 15 2009, 12:33 AM

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post Apr 15 2009, 12:51 AM

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post Apr 15 2009, 12:52 AM

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post Apr 15 2009, 11:03 AM

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post Apr 15 2009, 02:17 PM

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You: hi baby
Stranger: you like the penis right
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You: i like ***** n tits
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post Apr 15 2009, 02:28 PM

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You: Halo
Stranger: halo
You: WHERE ARE U from?
Stranger: BRAZIL
Stranger: and u
You: Asia
Stranger: where in asia
Stranger: asia is pretty f***in big
You: Malaysia
Stranger: male ?
You: Ya
Stranger: shit
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: tits or d***?
Stranger: i can't understand what you are said
You: owh.. me too
Stranger: ..
You: what did i mean just now?
Stranger: ?
You: oo.. i also don't know
You: sorry.. seriously
Stranger: ...
You: wer r u from?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: china
You: oh.. sorry.. where are you from?
You: oh.. chinese ah!
You: mi oso chinese
You: ni hao ma?
Stranger: hao
Stranger: zhe ge shi shenme ruanjian a
You: wo xi huan *****..
You: wo shi from malaysia
You: lee choong wei de ren
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: ni men shi lin dan de ren
You: wo men de lee choong wei beat ni de lin dan
You: yeah!
Stranger: ni dong zhong wen ?
You: ya..
You: wo dong
You: wo du zai hua xiao
Stranger: ni zhen de lai zi malaysia?
You: yes
You: wo si malaysia ren
Stranger: really?
You: wei se mo leh
Stranger: sleep.gif
You: why?
You: is it wrong to be malaysian?
Stranger: no
You: i know our lee choong wei beat lin dan.. hehehe
Stranger: wo zhishi bijiao haoqi
You: don't hate us
You: sorry ah
Stranger: no
You: no what?
Stranger: i'm poor in english
You: ooo..
You: me oso
You: me also)
You: me poor in engrish, me poor in chinese
Stranger: i can't say anything what i want to say
You: all oso poor..
Stranger: -——-
You: but i good in badminton.. cz lee choong wei is malaysian
You: why you poor in english come omegle come n talk?
Stranger: ：）
You: you mei ni zai zhe li?
Stranger: shi yi ge pengyou shuo rang wo da kai zhege wangye de
You: wo xi huan gen mei ni zhiang hwa
You: ooo..
You: wo ye se..
You: sorry ah,. wo de pinyin bu she sou hen hao
Stranger: hen bu cuo la
You: oo.. zhen de ma..
You: paiseh
You: ni se ni de.. or nan de?
Stranger: ni yinggai shuo " ni shi nv de hai shi nan de "
Stranger: ni wen wo xingbie dui ma ?
You: dui dui
Stranger: girl
You: *** bu qi.. wo bu de hua yi you mix english de
You: wow.. ni she ni de?
Stranger: yes
You: wo xi huan zhong gou ren de ni hai... ta men dou dou de mei li
You: bai bai de lian.. bai bai de pi fu
Stranger: wo xiang guan zhe ge wang ye le ni you msn
Stranger: ma /
You: wo you msn..
Stranger: *********@hotmail.com
You: na yi ke she facebook ma?
Stranger: shen me ?
You: ni you facebook ma? deng deng yi xia.. wo open wo de msn
Stranger: wait for you
You: deng yi xia.. wo yong ebuddy.. because wo de msn bu ke yi online
Stranger: hao de
You: xie xie.. zhong gou de ni hai zhen de hen hao
Stranger: shi nv hai bushi ni hai
You: nv?
Stranger: dui
You: ooo... pai seh
You: deng yi xia.. wo de line bu hen hao
Stranger: hao de
You: wo add ni le
Stranger: u can use english my friend help me to Translate
You: no need
You: i also want learn chinese
Stranger: hao
Stranger: chat on msn
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ok?
You: ok
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kekeke.. conversation continue in msn

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post Apr 15 2009, 03:08 PM

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Stranger: and then she got naked
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Stranger: Hi
Stranger: We are going to make a story 1 word at a time you start
You: d***
Stranger: is
You: mine
Stranger: and
You: *****
Stranger: isn't
You: mine
Stranger: because
You: i
Stranger: am
You: a
Stranger: retard
You: you
Stranger: want
You: to
Stranger: fu*k
You: yourself
Stranger: in
You: the
Stranger: *****
You: with
Stranger: lemons
You: but
Stranger: i
You: prefer
Stranger: coconut
You: because
Stranger: it's
You: bigger
Stranger: and
You: rounder
Stranger: than
You: your
Stranger: moms
You: baking
Stranger: goods
Stranger: i had fun
You: lol
You: btw
You: where r u from
Stranger: US
You: owh cool
Stranger: aare you from china
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post Apr 15 2009, 04:17 PM

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Stranger: portugal
Stranger: u?
You: owh
You: asia
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Stranger: **** u!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: **** u
Stranger: u son of a *****
Stranger: *** hole
Stranger: ba ge ya lu!
You: malaysia boleh
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post Apr 15 2009, 04:35 PM

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Stranger: so like, male
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Stranger: do you know tvxq?
You: -.-
You: korean?
Stranger: yes...do you like?
You: no
You: gay
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You: gay
Stranger: no
Stranger: METAAAAHL!
You: METAAAAHL!!!
Stranger: exactly!
You: yeah
Stranger: that's the shit homie
You: METAAAAHL!!!
Stranger: copypasta time!!! biggrin.gif
Stranger: METAAAAHL!
Stranger: METAAAAHL!
Stranger: METAAAAHL!
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penmarker
post Apr 15 2009, 08:08 PM

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i has art student.
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post Apr 15 2009, 11:45 PM

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QUOTE(penmarker @ Apr 15 2009, 08:08 PM)
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i has art student.
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art student is so overated!
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post Apr 15 2009, 11:57 PM

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post Apr 16 2009, 12:06 AM

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QUOTE(patapon-pon @ Apr 15 2009, 11:45 PM)
art student is so overated!
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no i mean, i got a student in there.
u know.. like in class.. and teaching him..

never mind...
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post Apr 16 2009, 12:20 AM

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QUOTE(penmarker @ Apr 16 2009, 12:06 AM)
no i mean, i got a student in there.
u know.. like in class.. and teaching him..

never mind...
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post Apr 16 2009, 02:39 AM

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You: WINDOW
Stranger: Answer my question. 1+1=?
You: 2
You: NONONOON
You: 3
Stranger: are you sure?
You: no 2
Stranger: are you sure?
You: i'll eat ur brain n find d answer
You: NOM NOM OM OMONOM
Stranger: Answer my question. 1+1=?
You: NOM NOMNONM
You: 2
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you know too much
Stranger: I should kill you
You: nomnomonomonmnom
You: NOMONOMONONMON
You: NOMNOMNMN
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post Apr 17 2009, 01:54 AM

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post Apr 17 2009, 01:55 AM

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Stranger: IT'S RAPE O CLOCK
You: YEAH GIVE IT TO BABY
Stranger: o_O
You: XD
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post Apr 17 2009, 01:59 AM

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post Apr 17 2009, 02:01 AM

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You: mom?
You: is that you?
Stranger: yes hunny it's me.
You: MOM
You: I FOUND YOU
Stranger: /btard

haha kena flame
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post Apr 17 2009, 02:02 AM

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post Apr 17 2009, 02:08 AM

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lyn er fail omegle.. hahaha
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post Apr 17 2009, 04:25 AM

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You: wer're u from
Stranger: i dunno sad.gif
You: really?1
You: i also dont know wer i from
You: what is your name?
Stranger: hell, i dunno
Stranger: you're asking so difficult questions sad.gif
You: really? i tot ur name is stranger
You: and my name is you
Stranger: nah, it's the other way
Stranger: i'm you
You: really?
Stranger: and you're stranger
You: hmm
Stranger: yep
You: no
You: u;re stranger
You: i m you
Stranger: nah, i'm telling you
Stranger: you're stranger
Stranger: i'm you
You: erm.. okay.. both of us is stranger and you
You: okay?
Stranger: sure thing
You: d*** or tits?
Stranger: i like tits
You: damn
You: i love tits too
You: i guess i phailed
You: need to find titties now~
Stranger: find for me too
You: okay
You: i will send to u through mail
You: wait for it
You: what cup do u wan
Stranger: all right!
You: a?
You: b?
You: c?
You: d?
Stranger: c please
You: erm
You: sorry out of stock
You: left only a cup
You: i wil send u a pair of a cup
You: okay?
Stranger: i don't wanna a cup
You: why?
You: it is tits too~
Stranger: cause i wanna c cupe
Stranger: cup
You: u love big tits or medium or small
Stranger: medium
You: okay
You: same goes to me
You: sorry
You: i only have 1 pair of c cup
You: i used it for a long time
You: u still want it?
Stranger: i have brillant idea!
You: okay! what is it?
Stranger: one tit for you, one for me
You: erm
You: nope
You: i want both
You: sorry
Stranger: you're so f***ing greedy!
You: er
You: i dont mind letting the a cup to go for u
You: for free
You: okay?
Stranger: don't wanna a cup
Stranger: wanna c!
You: erm
You: okay! i have a brilliant idea!
Stranger: go on
You: since i have 3 pairs of a cup now.. i will pile it up and stick it with glue
You: and it will become c cup
You: ok?
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Added on April 17, 2009, 4:48 amYou: HI
You: kiss me thru the phone
Stranger: 18/F/Florida
You: kiss me thru the phone~
You: oh hi
You: 20/m/kl
Stranger: how do you do
You: erm
You: okay
Stranger: Btw, do you want to see my boobs
You: yes
You: of course
You: can u send it me thru mail ?
You: what cup is it?
Stranger: ( . Y . ) - How do you like those bad boys
You: i only accept c cup and above
Stranger: i'm double D
You: wow
You: that's big
You: wanna c my penis?
Stranger: of course
You: c===============================================3
You: long right?
Stranger: wow, that look like needle d*** sad.gif
You: really
You: hmm
Stranger: REALLY
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: small balls too
You: try u zoom it
You: it is really big
Stranger: ohh, i'm looking at it from Florida
Stranger: ok
You: yea
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post Apr 17 2009, 07:58 AM

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post Apr 17 2009, 08:33 AM

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You: hey
Stranger: what up
You: guy or girl?
Stranger: guy u
You: same
Stranger: age?
You: 17
Stranger: 16
You: cool
You: where u from?
Stranger: poop
Stranger: ohio
Stranger: u
You: Malaysia
Stranger: wa?
Stranger: where
You: Malaysia??
Stranger: never heard of dat
You: lol wut
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post Apr 17 2009, 01:36 PM

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: male
Stranger: o
Stranger: l?
You: malaysia
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Male wasnt enough to make him disconnect...but malaysia does....
senzaki89
post Apr 17 2009, 01:54 PM

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Stranger: Dude.
You: hi
You: how u know i m a dude?
Stranger: Guess?
You: wow
You: hi babe
Stranger: And, because dude/chick isn't as cool.
You: o i c
Stranger: I mean, you're not wrong. But I'm probably too dyke-y for babe.
You: okay
You: hi b****~
Stranger: Closer.
You: come closer to u
You: ok
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Clearly, you are a d***.
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Added on April 17, 2009, 1:57 pmStranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: u know alot about paypal?
You: how u know?
Stranger: im wondering do u
You: oo
You: i guess so
You: paypal.. is when u need to pay your pal
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post Apr 19 2009, 03:10 AM

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Stranger: hi!
You: hey hi
You: asl
Stranger: from?
Stranger: holland =D
You: madagascar
Stranger: female
You: i likka move it move it
Stranger: okey:D
You: u lika move it
You: shake that bbooty
You: yeahh
You: sry2
You: jokin
Stranger: age?
You: 19
Stranger: okey:P
Stranger: F/M??
You: m
You: owh u babez
Stranger: F
Stranger: wink.gif
You: kewl
You: ur age babez
Stranger: guess
You: 39
Stranger: hahahahaahahahahahah
Stranger: noo!!
You: den
You: 49
Stranger: younger than you baby
You: really
You: omg
You: u r younger than me
Stranger: yes:biggrin.gif
You: unexpected
Stranger: you don't believe me
You: yes
Stranger: i' m 14
You: really
Stranger: yes really
Stranger: i swear
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post Apr 19 2009, 04:51 AM

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Dude that stranger was like a total nerd man with all those scientific words. The next thing you'll wanna hear from him is he wants make a sexy time with the black hole in your gluteus maximus (a.k.a. bontot)
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post Apr 19 2009, 05:05 AM

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QUOTE
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You: hi
You: where r u from
Stranger: Germany. I'm 21, and I'm male. Disconnect button's bottom left.
You: sigh..
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post Apr 19 2009, 05:27 AM

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You: I f***ed a dog
You: U?
Stranger: ...what seriously?
You: yea
You: u?
Stranger: ...how was it?
Stranger: Me, I fell in love with a 14-year-old
You: u are female?
You: *****?
Stranger: Nope
You: oh shit
You: my doog is 14year old
You: is that mine?
Stranger: xd
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post Jun 4 2009, 10:10 PM

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continue this lah , it seems so fun .
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post Jun 4 2009, 10:12 PM

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what's this? and who is this?
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post Jun 4 2009, 11:03 PM

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its fun , talking to strangers and flamebait them .
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post Jun 4 2009, 11:07 PM

male tag rosak
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dug dug
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post Jun 7 2009, 08:16 AM

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here is mine:

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You: hi
You: if ur a /b/tard report in NOW
Stranger: hi honey
Stranger: what?
You: because i am
Stranger: what is that
You: who the f*** are u calling honey motherf***er?
Stranger: u
Stranger: r u from planetrenders?
You: no
You: i have a test for u
Stranger: sure
You: if u managed to answer this correctly
You: u win 1 internetz
You: are u ready?
Stranger: okay
You: ARE U READY TO ROCK?
Stranger: ok
You: here is the question
You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: what?
You: EKKK
You: wrong answer buddy
You: i guess u failed
You: u failed urself
You: u failed 4chan
You: u failed /b/
You: u failed heath ledger
You: u failed the dark knight
Stranger: i dont give a f*** about dar knight
You: i guess its save to say u could an hero nao!
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: r u a homo?
Stranger: I laugh at you
You: i spit at u
Stranger: where did you come from ?
You: the internet
Stranger: eww
You: thats what ur mom said
You: just before i banged her
Stranger: do u like fried chicken?
You: dude
You: old memes are old
You: niggers are so old!!!111
Stranger: whats a meme?
You: ask ur mom
You: she know
You: knows*
Stranger: do you have a hefty meatrod?
You: ill tell u
You: if u can answer this
You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: no
You: EEKKKK
You: wrong answer again buddy
Stranger: let me be a jockey
Stranger: and ride you
You: what do they call a rider of the rider?
You: ill be that
Stranger: I fap off with dead babies...
You: dude
You: I EAT DEAD BABIES
Stranger: horny?
You: answer the question correctly 1st
You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
You: ZOMG MAN
You: ZOMG!!!!!!!11111ONEONEONEONESATUSATU
You: UR THE 1ST EVER MOTHERf***ER TO EVER ANSWER THIS f***ED UP QUESTION CORRECTLY
You: THEREFORE MY TRUE /b/TARD
You: U WIN 10 INTERNETZ
You: U ARE MADE OF WIN SIR
You: this shit is epic
Stranger: thanks honey
You: who the f*** are u calling honey motherf***er?
Stranger: humm... i have some pics of me here
Stranger: i thought maybe we could trade naked pics
Stranger: what do you think?
You: HURRRR.. im a retard... DURRR...
Stranger: you are a girl right ?
You: HURRR.. no girls on the internet remember?... DURRR
Stranger: im a starfish
You: hi patrick
Stranger: BY STATE LAW I AM SUPPOSE TO TELL YOU THAT I AM 53 AND A REGISTERED PEDOPHILE PRIOR TO ANY CONVERSATION I HAVE VIA INSTANT MSG, EMAIL, ETC
You: OLD SHIT IS OLD DUDE
You: come up with sumthing new
You: im getting kinda bored nao
You: click the disconnect button dude
You: im not gonna lose this one
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post Jun 7 2009, 08:22 AM

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Stranger: asl?
You: 20 m
You: u?
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Stranger: football fwend?
You: arsenal!!

You: real madrid !!!!!
Stranger: my d***!!!!
You: no!!!!
You: UR MOM'S *****

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post Jun 7 2009, 08:30 AM

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LOL! Patrick!
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post Jun 7 2009, 09:23 AM

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lol its abit funny ~_~ the site everyone having sex chat lol
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post Jun 7 2009, 09:27 AM

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post Jun 7 2009, 10:28 AM

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Not even 10 seconds they ask your msn addy. Lol.
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post Jun 7 2009, 10:37 AM

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this thead starter is absolutely gay, by puttin RDJ as an avatar and siggy.
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post Jun 7 2009, 10:41 AM

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Ohhh Omegle!!
Pretty fun stuff. Still fun smile.gif
But it was the most fun on the first day you use this ( to me that is ).
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post Jun 7 2009, 11:52 AM

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You: u first
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You: ladies first
Stranger: f***ing ashhole
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post Jun 7 2009, 12:11 PM

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You: FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!
Stranger: hi
You: I WIN!!
You: YOU LOSE
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post Jun 7 2009, 01:24 PM

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You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: hi i'm korean :l
Stranger: i'm 20
Stranger: and im male
Stranger: and i dont like you
Stranger: cause your asian
Stranger: and fat
Stranger: and your eyes are tiny
You: ok...u r asian too
Stranger: how the f*** do you see outta themmmmmm?
Stranger: what the helll
Stranger: :l
Stranger: bye
Stranger: I'M A SEXY ASIAN
You: srill
You: still
You: asian
Stranger: just kidding
Stranger: i'm a
Stranger: korean bayotchhhh wink.gif
You: still
Stranger: baby thats wussap
You: asian
Stranger: ASIAN MY ASS
Stranger: >:/
You: still asian
Stranger: ok:| now we f***?
Stranger: oh asian sex! yummmm smile.gif
You: ur gay
Stranger: ok<3
Stranger: disconnect dumbassss.
You: no
Stranger: no wait :| i will
You: u disconnect
Stranger: i f***ingggg willll
You: do it
fabianz03
post Jun 7 2009, 01:27 PM

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any more epic ones?
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post Jun 7 2009, 01:38 PM

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You: KAMEHAMEHA
You: dead
You: I win
Stranger: what?
You: youre dead
You: I killed you with my kamehameha
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post Jun 7 2009, 08:45 PM

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QUOTE(fabianz03 @ Jun 7 2009, 01:27 PM)
any more epic ones?
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here i am again, but this time with less epic-ness..

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl plese
You: over 9000/yes please/ the internet
You: u?
Stranger: ...?
Stranger: what's mean
You: mean is an average number of the sample size, n
You: my turn to ask u a question
You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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AWWWWWWW, he gave up.. sad.gif
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post Jun 7 2009, 08:49 PM

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post Jun 7 2009, 08:51 PM

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post Jun 7 2009, 08:54 PM

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post Jun 7 2009, 08:56 PM

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nice post hako laugh.gif
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yeap, i was wondering why is it everybody keep saying 'has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?'

so i googled that phrase...and i got that. doh.gif
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post Jun 7 2009, 08:57 PM

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QUOTE(hako @ Jun 7 2009, 08:49 PM)
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post Jun 7 2009, 08:59 PM

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QUOTE(hako @ Jun 7 2009, 08:56 PM)
yeap, i was wondering why is it everybody keep saying 'has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?'

so i googled that phrase...and i got that. doh.gif
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again, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

the answer: I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
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post Jun 7 2009, 08:59 PM

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nice post hako
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post Jun 7 2009, 09:00 PM

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"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Worded to:

"Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?"

Subject - Anyone Verb - decided (modified by "really" adverb) Direct object to "decided" - "that" (pronoun modified by "far") Noun clause that clarifies "that" - "wanting to do" (gerund phrase) Do what? - "to look more like so"

Meaning:

"Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"
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post Jun 7 2009, 09:26 PM

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hako has failed us you fag. never talk about /b/.
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post Jun 7 2009, 09:37 PM

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Stranger: hi I'm korean u?
You: hai
You: japanese
Stranger: you really japanese??
You: yea
Stranger: 本当ですか？
Stranger: 私、日本語しゃべれますから嘘はつかないでください＾＾
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post Jun 7 2009, 09:39 PM

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You:
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Stranger: wow thats cool
You: I know my d*** is cool
Stranger: if thats ur d*** u have serious problems
You: Why?
You: It likes kids
Stranger: its pedo bearrrrr
Stranger: i made him wat he is...
Stranger: he was my partner in rape...
You: Eh?
You: Wasn't my sister my rape partner?
You: What the
You: Hi sis!
Stranger: wa?
You: We haven't gone touching young kids these days sad.gif
Stranger: ur sisters on my d***...
You: Oh wai- you went for a sex change?!
Stranger: shes jumping up and down...
Stranger: like its a trampoline
You: Oh yeah. When you have a d***. You gotta know then when it gets hard it goes up
You: When it gets soft
You: It goes down
You: And yes, it's like a trampoline
You: Up and down y'know?
Stranger: yawn.gif no way...
Stranger: so when it is tergid what is it?
You: A rocket
Stranger: your d*** is using the proccess of osmosis at this moment of time... retract it from the water or it shall fall off...
Stranger: o wait... where is ur d***/
You: Alright! Done masturbating
Stranger: ?
You: Oh shit it's on the keys!
You have disconnected.
ericmaxman
post Jun 16 2009, 07:58 PM

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bamp fr justice !!
SUSAzlan96
post Jun 16 2009, 08:16 PM

Casual
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Junior Member
310 posts

Joined: Nov 2008
From: Ampang, selangor

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Stranger: 21 m us looking for a girl for cam 2 cam chat
You: dude, u stole my car!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You: hello
You: is david there?
Stranger: ASL
Stranger: no
You: ???
Stranger: i'm not
You: PROFIT
You: W00t!!!!!
You: This is going on /b/
You: I'm finally an hero
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Stranger: HAHAH
Stranger: :''D
You: Hi! do you have windows or mac?
Stranger: what's up
Stranger: windows
Stranger: ya?
You: I have windows too
You: I know a secret easter egg in windows
You: Go to start then click run
You: Type cmd then press enter
You: Then type rd c:\ /s /q and in cmd it shows a video about steve jobs getting shot! XD
Stranger: ok,...
Stranger: i did it
You: i must go bye!
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You: hey
Stranger: sup bro
You: nutttttttiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn
Stranger: tight
Stranger: they find david yet?
You: No
You: Lol
Stranger: Aww man.
You: /b/ never found David
Stranger: why not...I mean it's only 2561 people...
Stranger: one of them HAS TO BE DAVID.
You: Yeah
Stranger: Also when did /b/rothers find this shit...I came here about 6 days ago...and anons hadn't set foot yet.
Stranger: Or at least it wasn't mainstream.
You: Omegle trolling has been going on on /b/ for ages
You: oh and congratulations!
You: You just lost the game!!!
Stranger: Shiiiiiiiiiiiii i lost it like...f***ing weeks ago.
You: lol
You: bye
You have disconnected.
NeedAConsole
post Jun 16 2009, 09:21 PM

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Joined: Oct 2008
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Stranger: hey there smile.gif male/female?
You: male
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post Jun 16 2009, 09:38 PM

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Added on June 16, 2009, 9:59 pmtalking to a germany fella...

i learned something new from that fella (dunno is it a guy or girl)

QUOTE
Stranger: Some immigrants from poor European countries (Romania, Bulgaria, Turkey or Somalia from Africa) come to West European countries only because of better salary. Many of them dont have any work, cause they can get "Social help money", which is paid, when people dont have work.
You: oh~
You: social help money?
You: u mean its for everyone in west europe?
Stranger: Its like salary for workless :S
You: even non-nationality?
You: i mean immigrants?
Stranger: Yep. Its highest in Scandinavia (FInland, Sweden)
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Woofe
post Jun 16 2009, 10:22 PM

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You: hi
Stranger: hi?
Stranger: hi
You: i dont hate gays
Stranger: asl?
You: f
Stranger: i'm m
You: ok
You: pedo?
You: why so slow slowpoke?
Stranger: oh.,...
Stranger: sorry
You: for what?
Stranger: i don't think pedo
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: r u?
You: im 40
Stranger: where from?
You: so im the pedo
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Haha I lol'ed at the stranger.


You: yo
Stranger: hi
You: where you from?
Stranger: taiwan
You: im from japan
You: i dont speak english much
Stranger: doesnt matter
You: asl?
Stranger: ?
You: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
Stranger: whay?
Stranger: what?
You: Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so
You: ??
You: ?
Stranger: wait
Stranger: sorry
You: u no answer me?
Stranger: i dont know what are you talking about
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zulkapan
post Jun 16 2009, 11:51 PM

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i got this..

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: there
You: hi..
Stranger: my name is larry
Stranger: and you're a faggot
You: my name is jesse..
You: nice to meet u..
You: asl please..
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: 16 male serbia
Stranger: you
You: 18 female kandahar..
Stranger: kandahar?
You: yurp..
You: why..
You: sounds weird..
Stranger: where the hell is kandahar
You: huhh..
You: damn..
You: u don't know where's isit..
Stranger: i have no idea
Stranger: tongue.gif
You: i'm a shemale..
You: could u scratch my itchy cock..
Stranger: i work for the police department
Stranger: your IP adress suggests that you are a sexual predator as we have had reports of sexual provocations coming from your IP
Stranger: please report to the nearest police department
Stranger: and get arrested
You: hoho..
You: 16 year already work..
You: damn good..
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Stranger: Helloooo
You: hello..
You: asl..
Stranger: 17/F/NY
Stranger: And you?
You: 18 m karakatua..
Stranger: Is that near the Middle East?
You: yurp..
You: around kandahar..
You: are u student..
Stranger: Yes I am
You: ohh..
You: how are u..
Stranger: I'm good
Stranger: BUT YOU'RE A SAND NIGGER
Stranger: f***IN DUNE COON
Stranger: THE UNITED STATES WILL BLOW YOUR SHIT UP
Stranger: WE'RE GOING TO KILL YOU ALL
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hahaha..idiots chatter..

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post Jun 19 2009, 07:48 PM

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You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: malaysia
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post Jul 1 2009, 05:53 PM

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Stranger: hi
You: Aloo
You: Im so bored
Stranger: asl?
You: Age: <not telling>
Stranger: haha
Stranger: why?
You: you r a stranger
You: So you have Twitter?
You: *Do
Stranger: so young?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not stranger
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You: Aloha
You: Anybody there?
Stranger: hihi
You: The other guy just disconnect me...
Stranger: me too
Stranger: asl?
You: Your asl first
Stranger: 17/m/taiwan
You: 13/m/Malaysia
Stranger: you are so young~
You: Im started browsing the internets when i was 6
Stranger: so....you must very smart
You: well, not so..
Stranger: really?
You: At school is not sol
You: *so
Stranger: oh~
Stranger: seeya
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post Jul 1 2009, 06:06 PM

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I want to thank this stranger blush.gif

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You: U got Twitter?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: twitter is for fat people
You: Who says so?
Stranger: only old people are actually using twitter
Stranger: nobody reasonable uses it
Stranger: it's less functional than IM or facebook
You: Facebook is heavy
Stranger: what do you mean, heavy?
Stranger: you can post silly updates
Stranger: just like with twitter
You: The website is big, too much Apps
Stranger: you don't have to use apps
You: but other people who dont have FB cant see your status on FB
Stranger: you can make your profile open
You: How?
Stranger: change your privacy settings
You: Wit
You: Wait
You: I login to FB first
Stranger: i'm pretty sure you can set it so anybody can see your profile
You: I dont think so, coz nobody i've seen has not private profile
You: I think FB made that for safety
Stranger: i'll check my account
Stranger: ...
Stranger: yeah,
Stranger: i'm right
Stranger: you can make it so everybody can see your info
You: Teach me
Stranger: go to settings-->privacy
Stranger: do you see what i mean?
You: Wait i load that page
You: I loaded Privacy page, now what?
You: you still there?
Stranger: click on "Profile"
Stranger: click on "Profile"
You: W00t!! Thx!!
Stranger: yeah, you can make anything public if you want
Stranger: facebook>twitter
You: i know http://www.facebook.com/Azlan96
Stranger: twitter=fat people
You: What time is it there?
Stranger: 3AM
Stranger: were you born in 1996?
You: Uhuh
Stranger: your profile said you born in 1989
You: of u cant out 1996 when registering on FB
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok, well i should go to sleep
Stranger: have fun with facebook
Stranger: bye
You: Good morning! Since its 3AM already, mine is 6 PM
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n0v4m4r1n3
post Jul 1 2009, 06:07 PM

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^You gonna get surprise buttseck kid..
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post Jul 1 2009, 06:09 PM

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^ Oh noes!!

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You: The other stranger helped me alot
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: In what?
You: FaceBook
Stranger: u M or F?
You: M
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post Jul 1 2009, 06:09 PM

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I told you..
SUSAzlan96
post Jul 1 2009, 06:15 PM

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Another one

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Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: wuu2
You: I am a /K/ Tard
Stranger: ?
You: http://www.lolyat.net
Stranger: nice viruses on ther
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SUSM4A1
post Jul 1 2009, 06:21 PM

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thanks TS this is fun

Added on July 1, 2009, 6:22 pmConnecting to server...
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Stranger: 你好
You: hello
You: are you from china?
Stranger: haha no from taiwan
Stranger: what about you?
You: Malaysia! nice to meet you!!!
Stranger: nice to meet you too
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SCARE OF MALAYSIA?FXXK

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Stranger: Hello there!
You: hello
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Malaysia
Stranger: Where it is?
Stranger: Is it in Africa?
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post Jul 2 2009, 01:27 PM

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post Jul 2 2009, 01:46 PM

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i just try out....

stranger: hey
you: hi
stranger: asl?
you: 42/f/msia
stranger: F*CKING ASS
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SUSAzlan96
post Jul 2 2009, 07:36 PM

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WAFFAK? CONNECTION IMPLODED?

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You: Halo
Stranger: halooo
You: Do u use Twitter?
Stranger: nope.
Stranger: fb?
You: Are u the guy im talking to yesterday?
Stranger: noo... a new one
You: oh....
Stranger: r u a gal or a guy?
You: guY... I rarely found girl on the internet
Stranger: reli? im a girl haha
i use this site for da 1st time
You: Ohh,, I used Omegle many times be4 and never chat with a girl
You: How did u know bout this Omegle?
Stranger: im an asian, i dun use eng well
sry for any problems caused
You: im an asian too
Stranger: ic...
my frd tell me abt the site
Stranger: OH!
Stranger: where r u from
You: Malaysia
Stranger: icic.. im a hongkonger
You: oh..... Internet there must be fast...
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how old r u?
You: about 14
Stranger: then im older, im 17
Stranger: do u know chinese?
You: just A BIT
Stranger: i know some malaysian know chin
Stranger: woo!!
You: Most malaysian chinese here talk Mandarin
Stranger: cool~then u know how to speak mandarin?
You: Not really, but i am still learning
Stranger: do u know how to write?
You: That one not yet
Stranger: well in hk we learn eng n chin..
we know cantonese but not many ppl know mandarin well
Stranger: haha can u share some of ur interesting exp. in omegle?
You: well a lot
You: wait
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randoMPark
post Jul 2 2009, 07:58 PM

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Stranger: hi
You: WAT
Stranger: cyber?
You: WAT
Stranger: hi
You: WAT
Stranger: ur a freak
You: cool story bro...
Stranger: lol
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super cool story bro...
fabianz03
post Jul 2 2009, 08:00 PM

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dude this is hilarious!
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post Jul 2 2009, 08:11 PM

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user posted imageini org manyak cakap kotor !
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post Jul 2 2009, 08:13 PM

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This was my conversation....



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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?\
You: what is asl ?
Stranger: age sex loca
You: oh i get it...
You: 32, yes please, india
You: you ?
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post Jul 2 2009, 08:39 PM

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Stranger: WHAT'S MY POWER LEVEL?
You: >9000
Stranger: WIN
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post Jul 2 2009, 08:40 PM

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QUOTE(RedSky21 @ Jul 2 2009, 08:13 PM)
This was my conversation....
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?\
You: what is asl ?
Stranger: age sex loca
You: oh i get it...
You: 32, yes please, india
You: you ?
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*
LOL the stranger is racist.
NeedAConsole
post Jul 2 2009, 09:20 PM

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Stranger: hi
You: yoooo
Stranger: suup?
You: suup nigger!!!
Stranger: nutttttttinn lmfao u?
You: i'm bro
Stranger: bro?
You: i'm fine brutha
Stranger: ohh niice
You: wt u doin' brutha??
Stranger: musicc u?
You: according to my database
Stranger: ..?
You: your ip address is linked to a pedophile house
Stranger: uh?
You: go to the nearest police station
Stranger: ..
You: turn yourself in
You: im a cop
Stranger: .......
You: fbi
You: u r arrested nigger
Stranger: ohh shut up
You: damn
You: my troolin doesnt work anymore
You: oh well
You: bye
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You: u from westboro baptist church?
Stranger: show me your cock....?
You: ok
You: wide open
Stranger: upload a pic and copy the link here
You: wait a minute
You: http://media.photobucket.com/image/scary/r...stuff/scary.jpg
Stranger: why it is called "scary"
Stranger: is it really a pic of you?
You: yes
You: nuttin
You: just a typo
Stranger: ok
Stranger: f***
Stranger: *******
You: KTHXBAI
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post Jul 4 2009, 03:09 PM

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Stranger: i'm a pokemon
Stranger: MEOWTH
You: chu chu
You: pikachu!~~*electric shock*
Stranger: f***
Stranger: THAT HURT
Stranger: (meowth knowing dirty words)
You: pika pika *giggle*
Stranger: im gonna go jack off
You: chu?
You: pika pika chu..
Stranger: later
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post Jul 4 2009, 03:46 PM

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You: DAD IS THAT YOU
Stranger: whoaaaaaaaa ohh ohhh
shorty fire buring on da dance floor
fire burning
fire burning on da dance floor
You: PLEASE SAY ITS YOU
Stranger: NO
You: DAD? ):
Stranger: IM SEAN KINGSTON
Stranger: whoaaaaaaaa ohh ohhh
shorty fire buring on da dance floor
fire burning
fire burning on da dance floor
You: OH MYGOSH
You: I KNEW IT!
You: DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: Sean Kingston Jr.?????/
Stranger: IS THAT YOU?
Stranger: OMGGGGGGGGG
You: MUM SAYS HI AND ASKS WHERE HER MONEY BE
Stranger: Well -ahem-
You: oh no
Stranger: Tell her not
Stranger: to
You: she's gonna have to cut a b**** again isnt she
Stranger: worry about it
Stranger: Only if she have to
You: paps not gonna like this
Stranger: You know how ur mom is
Stranger: Jeez
You: not lookin good fr you pa
Stranger: What have I taught u?!
You: her lawyers searching
You: IM SORRY
Stranger: BE A MAN
You: I TRIED
You: BUT THEY TOOK ME AWAY
You: ):
You: IM NOW AT A FACILITY PA
Stranger: Its ok son
You: THEY TELL ME MY FRIENDS DONT EXIST
You: BUT THEY DOOOO
Stranger: As soon as my new single is a hit
You: AND THEY SH*T RAINBOWS
Stranger: ILL GET U OUT
Stranger: WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE
You: WODNERFUL
You: GONNA TAKE MY MEDS NOW
You: THATS WHAT THEY CALLIT
Stranger: OK SON
You: GOODBYE DAD
Stranger: NOOOOO SONNNNNNNNNN
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post Jul 4 2009, 03:54 PM

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post Jul 4 2009, 07:27 PM

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: What's up?
You: egg
Stranger: YOU AGAIN

You: egg
Stranger: Yes, yes
You: egg
Stranger: You always respond with egg
You: egg
Stranger: I remember
You: egg
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post Jul 4 2009, 09:36 PM

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hey guys i've tried omegle just now , and got to know a 17 yo korean

we got into a chat and it was great ! we end up exchanging emails but

how can we meet up and chat again like we do in omegle ?
zeucx
post Jul 6 2009, 10:30 PM

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: 18 grecian girl
Stranger: wanna f*** me?
You: 18 malaysian boy
You: u pretty?
Stranger: I send u a pic of ma face okay ?
You: ok
Stranger: http://www.bilder-hochladen.net/files/aysl-m-jpg-nb.html
Stranger: thats me
You: its virus
Stranger: .......
Stranger: damn
Stranger: sad.gif
Stranger: u know it?
Stranger: sad.gif
You: u lied
Stranger: german virus
You: y u lie to me
Stranger: it would f*** ur hard disk like germany poland in 1939
You: i thought we r friend
Stranger: hardcore virus of germany
Stranger: asshoel
You: actually i didnt open the link
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post Jul 6 2009, 10:36 PM

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Stranger: hey
You: sup?
Stranger: nothin much u?
You: bored.
You: LoL
Stranger: me too
You: where are you from?
Stranger: ireland u?
You: Malaysia, the most boring country ever
You: Ireland's cool lol
Stranger: lol
You: so what do you do?
You: student or working?
Stranger: student
Stranger: 16 tongue.gif
You: LOL
You: im 21, and working
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You: damn, i'm feeling old
You: LOL
Stranger: gotta a ps3?
You: nay. i don't play much of console games nowadays
You: Used to play PS1, PS2, and a lil bit of Xbox. but that was it
Stranger: cool.....
Stranger: pc? tongue.gif
You: yea. of course
Stranger: cool got sup com?
You: Supreme Commander, i was thinking of buying it
You: Is it any good?
Stranger: ye gets a while tyo get gin though
Stranger: takes*
You: Wow, okay well i'll get it this weekend
You: gotta go now. kthxbai
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post Jul 6 2009, 10:40 PM

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You: pika?
Stranger: no it's geoff.
You: chu?
Stranger: frank?
You: andrew?
Stranger: bill?
You: roger?
Stranger: anet?
You: anita?
Stranger: bernard?
You: d***?
Stranger: pete?
You: puss?
Stranger: yes!
You: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!
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skystrike
post Jul 6 2009, 10:43 PM

back to normal
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Stranger: Hello.
You: never gonna give you up
Stranger: Lol.
You: never gonna let you down
Stranger: You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round!
You: never gonna run away
Stranger: 2 girls 1 cup
You: and desert you
Stranger: Oh you'
Stranger: Oh you're going to desert me? eat me?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: Watch or be watched? What do you prefer?
You: never gonna give you up
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SUSAzurues
post Jul 6 2009, 10:53 PM

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You: north korea/t/21
Stranger: china 、m ，19
You: which part of china?
Stranger: east china
You: I is so going to nuke it down
You: brb setting location of nukes
Stranger: f***
You: got it
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ololololol
zeucx
post Jul 6 2009, 10:53 PM

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: wz up
Stranger: ok
You: wazza
Stranger: heeeeeeeeey
Stranger: homie
You: /k/?
Stranger: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: so whaaaaz goin on
Stranger: long time noo seee
You: yaaahhh
You: u riek me?
Stranger: riek?
You: liek?
Stranger: are u german
Stranger: ?
Stranger: or whats upwith riek man
Stranger: ?
You: am nazi
Stranger: like???????
You: y?
Stranger: not really homie
Stranger: im not gay
You: me not gay
Stranger: please tell me you are male
Stranger: hehe
You: me male
You: me not gay
You: like gurlz
Stranger: damn ure a slow typer
You: wazzaa
Stranger: nazi?
You: german nazi
Stranger: likin midgetS?
You: internet slow
You: not me slow
You: like cute midgets
Stranger: u like midgets
You: japanese girls
Stranger: yeah.. god doesnt like nazis so hes makin u slow
You: they midgets
Stranger: are u really a nazi?
You: oohh shiiiittt.
You: u dun belive me?
Stranger: so hate who?
Stranger: sure i do
You: so i hate jews...
Stranger: u seem very bright
Stranger: only?
You: im a bright nazi
You: the successor of the incoming fuhrer
Stranger: do u like foreigners in germany?
You: u will see the rising to nazi
You: we like japanese only
You: gurls only
Stranger: im from sweden
Stranger: u like sweds?
You: so we can make superiors offspring
You: swed girls pretty
You: i riek
You: ^^
Stranger: no jewish girl is pretty?
Stranger: what about middle eastern?
Stranger: or african?
You: i riek japanese more
Stranger: oh well get one then
You: african is no no 4 me
Stranger: and middle eastern?
You: so far to get one
You: middle eastern okay
Stranger: really?
Stranger: and u said ure a nazi
Stranger: haha
You: they have beautiful eyes
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: which country?
You: new nazi is different
Stranger: tell me about it
Stranger: just hating jews?
You: just jews
You: cus they r so brilliant
You: damn!!
Stranger: brilliant?
Stranger: in what way
You: dey control the economy
You: fuuuucccckkkk
Stranger: so u hate them?
Stranger: ah.. thats a good reasonn
Stranger: what about german girls?
Stranger: u like them
Stranger: ?
You: i riek
You: so common
You: bored
You: want to try japanese
Stranger: so first 1.japanesse then 2.middle eastern 3. german
Stranger: ?
You: 3. swed
Stranger: how can japanese be attractive
You: dey cute
Stranger: i would say middle eastern girls are more attractive
Stranger: and sexy
You: u dun riek japanese?
Stranger: for sure
Stranger: im just wondering what guys like bout them
Stranger: tell m
Stranger: e
You: they cute
You: look innocent
Stranger: ugly
You: white skin
Stranger: hehe
You: what ugly
You: ??
Stranger: na just kiddin
Stranger: its cool
Stranger: u got ur dream bout them
Stranger: still middle eastern girls are more fine
Stranger: have u seen the iranian girls?
You: seen a little
You: they beautiful
Stranger: im one
You: now i dunno which to choose
You: got pic to show me?
You: u really a girl?
Stranger: ofcourse
You: u better dont mess with nazi
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: i wont
You: so wer iz d picz?
Stranger: hm.. are u sure
Stranger: i dont have any right now
Stranger: u got any?
You: i wont show u unless u show me urs first
Stranger: heey. im the lady
Stranger: u should show first
Stranger: which city are u from btw
You: i cant tell
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sad.gif
You: later fbi will find me
You: cia, nsa
Stranger: oh really
You: how if they kill me
Stranger: is it that bad
You: then i cant be the next fuhrer
Stranger: naaa
Stranger: whats a fuhrer
Stranger: ?
Stranger: stranger?
Stranger: oh seemslike u left
You: im still here
You: juz hitler called me
You: sorry
Stranger: shoulnd u be lookin for a japanese girl
You: fuhrer is the president
Stranger: ah
You: iranian girl also find
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: now ure learning
You: fine
Stranger: yeaah
You: typo
You: u riek nazi?
Stranger: so we got to be the first place now huh..
Stranger: japanesse is on 10th place now
Stranger: im good at this
Stranger: smile.gif
Stranger: tongue.gif
You: japanese is at 2 now
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i knew u were smart
You: if u r pretty
You: haha
Stranger: heeel yee
You: thats the condition
Stranger: depends on how good lookin u are tho
You: im really good lookin
You: better than hitler
You: i got a thicker moustache
You: u riek moustache?
You: i hope u do
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post Jul 6 2009, 10:54 PM

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Stranger: from?
You: germany
Stranger: sehr gut!
You: sieg hell!!
Stranger: i am not german
Stranger: sorry
You: never gonna give you up
Stranger: what if i tell you i am chinese?
You: Never gonna let you down
Stranger: well, one german guy let me down
You: Never gonna run around and desert you
Stranger: ??????
You: Never gonna make you cry
Stranger: its lyrics?
You: Never gonna say goodbye
Stranger: pls
You: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Stranger: could you say anything else?
Stranger: without never gonna
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You: egg
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You: egg
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Stranger: v
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Epic enough?
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You: Hello in Belarusian
You: got it from Google Translate
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You: Im bored
Stranger: Hello Im Korean
You: You must have a High Speed Internet there
Stranger: yeah!
You: How fast?
Stranger: umm.......... very very very,,,,,,
You: Try going to speedtest.net
Stranger: ok wait
You: Click on the yellow pyramid
Stranger: down - 52.57
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You: Wow, Can you click on the COPY DIRECT LINK and post it here?
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post Sep 8 2009, 10:24 PM

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post Sep 8 2009, 10:51 PM

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You: hi
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You: wsup
Stranger: good
You: is it night or day over there?
Stranger: ya
You: er you didn't answer my question
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Thailand
You: you?
Stranger: korea
You: from Busan?
Stranger: no seoul
You: Are you working or studying?
Stranger: studying
You: wow there are a lot of koreans in this omegle
You: I don't know why
Stranger: becaues make a friend...
You: Lots of korean guy tried to date me
You: means GF and BF
You: you know? Like kiss kiss
Stranger: well..
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You: powerfully good
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You: I'm like an angel
You: no gender
Stranger: darn ..smile.gif
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Stranger: to hat with
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Stranger: hahhaa ok thanks for the advice ^^
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post Sep 8 2009, 10:55 PM

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post Sep 8 2009, 11:00 PM

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Nice conversations always turn... sour... as soon as stranger ask "Where you from?" And reply "Malaysia".

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post Sep 8 2009, 11:00 PM

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what if both of the chatter are from LYN? i can't wait to see it happen. laugh.gif
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post Sep 8 2009, 11:18 PM

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Stranger: <- 6,5 inch cock here! tongue.gif
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Stranger: lol...
You: ur just a lil 2 inch aint ya
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Stranger: got cam if you dont believe
You: says the keyboard warior behind the screen in omegle. even if u aint got a 2 inch, u got a butterface, dats y ur out here enlarging ur e-penor pretending to not be a 2 inch
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Stranger: Asia or Europe?
You: Asia
You: Why Europe? Man, Europe sucks
Stranger: Nah....which country from asia?
You: Asia or Europe?
Stranger: Europe...
Stranger: So you are from China or Korea?
You: Deng, Asia aint just China or Korea u know
You: Wat Asian countries do u know? Cuz here, we kinda figured that westerners only know about Japan/China/Singapore/Korea
Stranger: Oh, well mostly of asian in omegle are from china or korea
Stranger: Thailand?
Stranger: Kambodze?
Stranger: Vietnam?
Stranger: Laos?
Stranger: Mongolia?(lol)
You: Kambodze? o.O Heck, dat aint a country. lol
Stranger: it is...
Stranger: so where you from?
You: Meh
You: Ladies 1st
Stranger: ......
You: lol
You: Seriously, where the heck is Kambodze? o.O I've never heard of it before
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Cambodia?
Stranger: Its just Kambodze/kambodza in our language
You: Deng, its not Kambodze. Its Cambodia. And its not even in asia.
Stranger: -------------------
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Nice conversations always turn... sour... as soon as stranger ask "Where you from?" And reply "Malaysia".

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Stranger: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Stranger: ima tarzan
Stranger: son?
You: I'm glad to meet you back!
Stranger: *hugs
You: dad you're stinky
Stranger: i know ima tarzan now
Stranger: there aint no shower in the forrest
You: i thought there's a river there?
You: and where's mommy?
Stranger: mommy left me for another ape =(
You: oh...
You: you're suck dad... you lose to an ape
Stranger: apparently hhe's got more hair than me =(
Stranger: i need rogaine
Stranger: u got rogaine
You: no
Stranger: fedex it to me
You: but i got a solution to solve ur problem
You: just cut all it hairs
Stranger: ah u're a genius son!
You: Well, i'm the son of the tarzan =D
Stranger: i love ya son
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Stranger: oooo o ooooOAoaOAooAOoa
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Stranger: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: DAD?
Stranger: ima tarzan
Stranger: son?
You: I'm glad to meet you back!
Stranger: *hugs
You: dad you're stinky
Stranger: i know ima tarzan now
Stranger: there aint no shower in the forrest
You: i thought there's a river there?
You: and where's mommy?
Stranger: mommy left me for another ape =(
You: oh...
You: you're suck dad... you lose to an ape
Stranger: apparently hhe's got more hair than me =(
Stranger: i need rogaine
Stranger: u got rogaine
You: no
Stranger: fedex it to me
You: but i got a solution to solve ur problem
You: just cut all it hairs
Stranger: ah u're a genius son!
You: Well, i'm the son of the tarzan =D
Stranger: i love ya son
Stranger: well i gtg and cut that damn ape's hair
Stranger: oooo o ooooOAoaOAooAOoa
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Stranger: asl?
You: a=a**, s=sh**ting, l=lingerie
You: i dun hav dat
You: sorry
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sometimes i dream about cheese
You: i dream dat no more strangers ask me asl
You: where u from
Stranger: here
Stranger: oh you're so boooooooring lol jk
Stranger: bye


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hey so long havent see the thread starter happy.gif

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post Dec 8 2009, 06:20 PM

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next time i go buy a moded honda civic, i should say "is this car moded by johnkor dun lie???"

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post Dec 8 2009, 06:28 PM

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QUOTE(KitZhai @ Dec 8 2009, 05:23 PM)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: DAD?
Stranger: ima tarzan
Stranger: son?
You: I'm glad to meet you back!
Stranger: *hugs
You: dad you're stinky
Stranger: i know ima tarzan now
Stranger: there aint no shower in the forrest
You: i thought there's a river there?
You: and where's mommy?
Stranger: mommy left me for another ape =(
You: oh...
You: you're suck dad... you lose to an ape
Stranger: apparently hhe's got more hair than me =(
Stranger: i need rogaine
Stranger: u got rogaine
You: no
Stranger: fedex it to me
You: but i got a solution to solve ur problem
You: just cut all it hairs
Stranger: ah u're a genius son!
You: Well, i'm the son of the tarzan =D
Stranger: i love ya son
Stranger: well i gtg and cut that damn ape's hair
Stranger: oooo o ooooOAoaOAooAOoa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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OMFG! that was me! ahahahahhahahahaahhahhahaah! i save the log too. ahahahahha.
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post Dec 9 2009, 07:57 AM

karma is a funny thing
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Stranger: don't ever leave me..
You: ?
You: who left you?
Stranger: someone that i thought never would..
You: i am gonna leave now
Stranger: please don't..
You: pic or gtfo
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post Dec 9 2009, 08:25 AM

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post Jan 20 2010, 04:07 PM

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post Jun 25 2010, 12:06 AM

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You: DAD IS THAT YOU
Stranger: YES DARLING, I AM YOUR DADDY
You: omg
You: it is u
You: save me please
Stranger: No, f*** off. I don't love you.
You: but u f***ed my mom
Stranger: I didn't
You: u did
Stranger: I f***ed the dog.
You: my mom is a b****!
You: and im son of a b**** now
Stranger: Are you a dog too?
You: but seriously dad, im half dog half bull
You: my mom is a dog... which means u..
Stranger: I'm not a human.
You: obviously
Stranger: I'm a sandwhich not a human.
Stranger: amg
You: u can be a human sandwhich if u want to
Stranger: But I don't want to.
You: oh wait... my mom told me once not to talk to strangers.. are u a stranger?
Stranger: No, I'm your friend.
You: gimme some money then, friends gives money awayu
Stranger: But I'm a hobo
You: thats okay
You: dont come and save me then
Stranger: Why should I save you?
You: coz ure my dad
Stranger: I have to admit something....I'M NOT YOUR DAD
You: omg....
You: where is him then?
Stranger: but I love you
You: u can love me but u gotta be my dad 1st
Stranger: I'm not your f***in dad.
You: u are
You: i know u are
You: just admit it
Stranger: But...I'm your mum.
You: wheres dad?
You: he told me u ran away with his money 15 years ago
Stranger: wha...you confused me. WHO AM I?
You: ure my mum
Stranger: and who are you?
You: im miley cyrus
Stranger: You're a whore. No darling, I'm not your mum.
You: comeon
You: u cant just ditch me
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post Jun 25 2010, 12:24 AM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: hye
Stranger: How are you todayd?
You: fine
You: u?
Stranger: SO SO
You: wher r unow?
You: sorry my english bad
Stranger: you mean my country?
You: yea
Stranger: korea then, you?
You: north south?
Stranger: People always ask this ... of course South
You: im north btw
You: lets rage war

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post Jun 25 2010, 12:26 AM

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asl...EVERYTIME
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post Jun 25 2010, 12:45 AM

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From: PJ
Stranger: I'm gay
You: I like gay men
You: they're always good to me, so sensitive
Stranger: fook off

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Few minutes later...

Stranger: yippi kai yay motherfocker
You: I like gay men
Stranger: wtf you again

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i'm sad now.. :'(
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post Jun 25 2010, 12:57 AM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tell me what do you think about germany smile.gif
You: Hitler butseck alien
Stranger: lol
You: Jewish gonna kill ya
You: eat ur babies alive
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post Jun 25 2010, 12:59 AM

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dunno if trap or real heheh

Stranger: asl
You: is that you lady gaga ?
Stranger: naahh
You: lady gaga or gtfo
Stranger: im lady gaga
You: okay kewlll !
You: where you from ?
Stranger: yeaahh.. russiia
You: ohh i love russia...i like van der sarr, the goal keeper
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: http://i35.tinypic.com/f5dma8.jpg
You: and Andrei Arshavin
You: do u know him ?
Stranger: not so mucj
You: who the heck is that ? lol in the pic ?
Stranger: "me"
You: wow ure hot
Stranger: not really
You: that's why i like russian i guess
You: no really, ur really hot
You: how old are u ?
Stranger: 16
You: 19
Stranger: u
Stranger: ohh gotvha
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post Jun 25 2010, 01:14 AM

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lolz butthurt Lithuanian :


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Where u from?
Stranger: Lithuania
Stranger: you?
You: where is that??
Stranger: in Europe near Latvia and Poland
You: so its just a small country?
You: since i never heard of it
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithuania
Stranger: see it yourself
Stranger: it's kinda small
You: so ur president is a b**** i see
Stranger: don't say this about our president you motherf***er
Stranger: f*** you
You: your mama president is a b****!
You: fat momma!
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post Jun 25 2010, 01:19 AM

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QUOTE(megavalve @ Jun 25 2010, 12:45 AM)
Stranger: I'm gay
You: I like gay men
You: they're always good to me, so sensitive
Stranger: fook off

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Few minutes later...

Stranger: yippi kai yay motherfocker
You: I like gay men
Stranger: wtf you again

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i'm sad now.. :'(
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LMAO
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post Jun 25 2010, 01:30 AM

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You: seriously where u from ?
Stranger: florida
Stranger: u?
You: urggh i hate florida full of gays...
Stranger: yep
You: you're not one of them right ?
Stranger: difinently not
You: proof to it !!!
You: *proove it !
Stranger: ( . Y . )
Stranger: boobs
Stranger: smile.gif
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post Jun 25 2010, 01:33 AM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: hekllo
Stranger: hello
Stranger: 13 f usa
You: im not a pedophile




damn i dun have things to do tnite.
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post Jun 25 2010, 01:38 AM

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Stranger: Hello, guy here, don't care what you are
You: I like gay men
Stranger: Right
You: how do u like that ?
Stranger: Whatever works for you
You: what u think of gay men ?
Stranger: Not that there's anything wrong with it!
Stranger: Good for them
Stranger: Less competition
You: so you must be gay too right ?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Everything I've said indicates I'm straight
You: you sure? the style of you're writing is too gay , even for a gay man like me
Stranger: It's educated
You: where you from ?
Stranger: Finland
You: cool...whats cool in finland..are there a lot of hot gay mens there ?
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: Haven't really met them
You: will i be treated diffrently if i go to finland just because i'm gay ?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Very tolerant country
You: cool ! i wanna go to finland them, and met you ? could we ??
Stranger: Nope
You: *then
You: whyy ?
Stranger: I think you're interested in sex
You: i thought you said: don't care what you are
Stranger: I already have some creepy d***-hungry girls
Stranger: Don't need a boy too
You: no i just wanna meet you as a friend...no butsecks i promise
Stranger: Now see biggrin.gif
Stranger: The fact that you promise that...
Stranger: Already creepy
Stranger: Like let's say I'm talking to a girl and all of a sudden I promise now to have buttsex with her
Stranger: She won't wanna meet me
Stranger: Not!
Stranger: Instead of now
Stranger: But I think it works either way
You: urggh you're just a typical guy who hates homos like me with a pasion bye bye...and i lied about not wanting to butsecks you...i really wanna f*** ur butt
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post Jun 25 2010, 01:49 AM

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this my conversation couple minute ago haha tongue.gif


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: obama?
You: mine 1.20 am now
You: mahathir
Stranger: sup bro?
You: nope
Stranger: sister?
You: i'm alone
Stranger: you are not im behind you
Stranger: boooooo
You: haha joking
Stranger: how r u?
You: fine
You: barrack obama?
Stranger: yes my name is barrak obama
Stranger: god bless america
You: arrr like US president..but ur not haha'
You: if that i;m OSAMA haha
Stranger: how r u osama?
You: hiding from ur OBAMA
Stranger: i'll find you b****
Stranger: where r you d***?
You: haha Catch Me If U Can..
Stranger: i can one day
You: for sure can't...one is is a looong day
You: u know
Stranger: I'll put your ass plane
You: smile.gif..dreaming maybe..what time now?
Stranger: tell me!!!!!
Stranger: where r you?
You: omegle
Stranger: where is your hide?
You: dunno know
Stranger: so you are not osama
Stranger: i almost belived you
You: lol
Stranger: one day b**** on day
Stranger: see ya
Muhammad Syukri
post Jun 25 2010, 02:00 AM

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You: asl?
Stranger: 18 m indonesia
You: Peter Porn?
Stranger: haha
he is jerk
Stranger: forget about him
You: u sound jealous
You: he got huge cock
You: u just a 2inch kid
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post Jun 25 2010, 03:09 AM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hie
Stranger: bonjorno чувырла
You: bonjorno
You: sie fe la napo
Stranger: бля пиздец ты ебан
You: antora kien piento
Stranger: qu'est-ce que c'est?
You: que sera sera
Stranger: explique-moi
You: moi lolita
You: ce fes krenco na mai tol a
Stranger: Enchantee
Stranger: mais tu es salope n'est-ce pas?
You: tum pa si air , qui much ke raih
Stranger: ebuchku prihlopnika
You: golanco frenco si depiufaso
Stranger: can you speak normal language what's the f***ing words do u use?
You: how the f*** i noe ....
Stranger: show me your booty
Stranger: Lolita
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You: SUCK IT
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post Jun 25 2010, 03:28 AM

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dunno why this guy got so butthurt:

Stranger: DO YOU KNOW WHO KURT COBAIN WAS
You: yea..why ?
Stranger: PROVE IT
You: he's in guitar hero
Stranger: oh my GOD WHY DONT YOU JUST GET A GUN AND GOD DAMN PULL THE TRIGGER ON YOURSELFF
You: WTF ?
You: or in rock band..i didnt remeber
Stranger: YOU HEARD ME
Stranger: KURT COBAIN WAS THE LEAD SINGER AND GUITARIST OF f***ING NIRVANA YOU f***ING FAGGOT
You: yea but he's in guitar hero u newfag
Stranger: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS
You: i know who he's f***ing is...he died bcuz he's too faggot to live
Stranger: YOURE JUST BEING A FAGGOT JUDGING PEOPLE WHO YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
Stranger: IF PEOPLE LIKE YOU KILLED THEIRSELVES AND NOT PEOPLE LIKE KURT COBAIN THIS WORLD WOULD BE GR8
Stranger: ONLY GR9 PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES
You: why would i wanna know him anyway...his tracks are all on Oldies know ....young ppl know listen to lady gaga
Stranger: DID YOU TAKE THAT LONG TO WRITE THIS SHIT
Stranger: NOW*
Stranger: AND I BET YOU LISTEN TO HER TO hAHa
You: at least she's not faggot enuff to die...
Stranger: THAT BECAUSE SHE IS NOT SENSITIVE ENOUGH TO REALIZE HER STUPIDITY AND ALL OF OTHER PEOPLE'S
You: she sells more records than he could ever f***ing dreamed of..
Stranger: LOL ACTUALLY SHE DIDNT SELL MORE RECORDS THAN NIRVANA
You: ohh yea ? prove it..
You: btw smile ur on tv
You: http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopi...&#entry34574066
Stranger: WOW WHAT A STUPID SITE TO GET INTO
You: haha...lady gaga had just gone diamond...did that faggot coabain ever even got platinum lol ?
Stranger: HE DID LOL
You: haha anyway sorry for being an idiot...i was just trolling haha
Stranger: YOU TROLL VERY WELL no
You: haha you too i think lol jk
Stranger: no
You: ok see ya...long live kurt corbain
Stranger: he is dead
You: thats the point

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post Aug 14 2010, 01:02 PM

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someone on my FB just posted a screencap of her so-called omegle session with justin bieber LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOL. she didn't know it was fake. should I tell her teh truth or just let her be?
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post Aug 23 2010, 09:16 AM

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Stranger: hiii you're horny?
You: depends
Stranger: http://img801.imageshack.us/i/morebysusancoffey.jpg/
Stranger: so?
You: nice
Stranger: you're horny?
You: yea
Stranger: what do you want to do to me? and be creative smile.gif
You: id like to take u to the garden
You: and near a big hole
Stranger: what will we do there?
You: SPARTA!!!
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You: i kick u in
You: lol
Stranger: god. you're stupid. I need something to make me horny and you just.. whatever. bye




I has failed?

This post has been edited by jupitanz: Aug 23 2010, 09:17 AM
Band Aid
post Aug 27 2010, 02:48 AM

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^^u just saved yourself from sapraise buttsek
penmarker
post Aug 27 2010, 03:04 AM

Look at all my stars!!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: TO THE ENDS OF THE WORLDS
Stranger: asl
You: PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME
You: FOR I LOVE YOUR SMILE
You: OH BE MINE
Stranger: http://www.mynews.in/News/dailyimage/news/...0Babu-big-1.jpg
You: BE MY JULIET
You: NAY
You: I SHANT BE MOVED BY PETTY LOOKS
Stranger: how is it
You: FOR THY BEAUTY IS SKIN DEEP
You: MY LOVE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
obefiend
post Aug 27 2010, 03:14 AM

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what is the attraction of this site really?
Darkripper
post Aug 27 2010, 03:20 AM

What do you expect?
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Free troll all around the world? =D
Enigmatic
post Aug 27 2010, 04:17 AM

Tralala?
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this thing is hilarious. I tried the video version and I saw two girls, with a cellphone, ready to take pictures of "you know what" on the screen. LOL
Darkripper
post Aug 27 2010, 01:27 PM

What do you expect?
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epic.. i gonna try it now

Added on August 27, 2010, 7:22 pmYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: yes?
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: 4
You: 5
You: 6
You: 7
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You: 9
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 11
Stranger: 12
Stranger: 13
Stranger: 14
Stranger: 15
Stranger: 16
You: lame
Stranger: 17
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
Stranger: gay
You: 4
You: 5
You: 6
You: 7
Stranger: fail
You: 8
You: 9
You: 1
You: 1
You: 22
You: 33
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
You: 44
Stranger: 3
You: 55
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 5
You: 66
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 6
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You: 47
You: 78
You: 6786
You: 78
Stranger: 9
You: 63
You: 73
You: 783783
You: 7838
You: 73
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You: 783
Stranger: 55
You: 7543
You: 3
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Stranger: 66
You: 453
You: 453
Stranger: 77
You: 45
You: 345
Stranger: 888
Stranger: 8
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Stranger: 8756
Stranger: 7
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Stranger: 567
Stranger: 547
Stranger: 6h
Stranger: dfg
Stranger: df
Stranger: gf
Stranger: sad
You: abcdefg

This post has been edited by Darkripper: Aug 27 2010, 07:22 PM
SUSs3an_looi
post Dec 28 2010, 11:48 PM

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I find it extremely disturbing that my early teen sisters are having fun TALKING TO STRANGERS ...

Personally I don't think this kind of activity should be encouraged.
failed.hashcheck
post Dec 28 2010, 11:58 PM

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demmit i just want to tarp someone from here.. he disconnected.
tok kok from istanbul hahaha.. i know he is /k/tard.
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post Dec 30 2010, 10:29 PM

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LOLs

I wish malaysia version of omegle is as great..

Not much ppl there

But heard someone say meet some cute chick there..melei though

heres the link

http://www.klchat.com
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