Stranger: hey baby
You: hi baby
Stranger: you like the penis right
You: nope
You: i like ***** n tits
Stranger: orly
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: tits or d***?
Stranger: i can't understand what you are said
You: owh.. me too
Stranger: ..
You: what did i mean just now?
Stranger: ?
You: oo.. i also don't know
You: sorry.. seriously
Stranger: ...
You: wer r u from?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: china
You: oh.. sorry.. where are you from?
You: oh.. chinese ah!
You: mi oso chinese
You: ni hao ma?
Stranger: hao
Stranger: zhe ge shi shenme ruanjian a
You: wo xi huan *****..
You: wo shi from malaysia
You: lee choong wei de ren
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: ni men shi lin dan de ren
You: wo men de lee choong wei beat ni de lin dan
You: yeah!
Stranger: ni dong zhong wen ?
You: ya..
You: wo dong
You: wo du zai hua xiao
Stranger: ni zhen de lai zi malaysia?
You: yes
You: wo si malaysia ren
Stranger: really?
You: wei se mo leh
Stranger:
You: why?
You: is it wrong to be malaysian?
Stranger: no
You: i know our lee choong wei beat lin dan.. hehehe
Stranger: wo zhishi bijiao haoqi
You: don't hate us
You: sorry ah
Stranger: no
You: no what?
Stranger: i'm poor in english
You: ooo..
You: me oso
You: me also)
You: me poor in engrish, me poor in chinese
Stranger: i can't say anything what i want to say
You: all oso poor..
Stranger: -——-
You: but i good in badminton.. cz lee choong wei is malaysian
You: why you poor in english come omegle come n talk?
Stranger: ：）
You: you mei ni zai zhe li?
Stranger: shi yi ge pengyou shuo rang wo da kai zhege wangye de
You: wo xi huan gen mei ni zhiang hwa
You: ooo..
You: wo ye se..
You: sorry ah,. wo de pinyin bu she sou hen hao
Stranger: hen bu cuo la
You: oo.. zhen de ma..
You: paiseh
You: ni se ni de.. or nan de?
Stranger: ni yinggai shuo " ni shi nv de hai shi nan de "
Stranger: ni wen wo xingbie dui ma ?
You: dui dui
Stranger: girl
You: *** bu qi.. wo bu de hua yi you mix english de
You: wow.. ni she ni de?
Stranger: yes
You: wo xi huan zhong gou ren de ni hai... ta men dou dou de mei li
You: bai bai de lian.. bai bai de pi fu
Stranger: wo xiang guan zhe ge wang ye le ni you msn
Stranger: ma /
You: wo you msn..
Stranger: *********@hotmail.com
You: na yi ke she facebook ma?
Stranger: shen me ?
You: ni you facebook ma? deng deng yi xia.. wo open wo de msn
Stranger: wait for you
You: deng yi xia.. wo yong ebuddy.. because wo de msn bu ke yi online
Stranger: hao de
You: xie xie.. zhong gou de ni hai zhen de hen hao
Stranger: shi nv hai bushi ni hai
You: nv?
Stranger: dui
You: ooo... pai seh
You: deng yi xia.. wo de line bu hen hao
Stranger: hao de
You: wo add ni le
Stranger: u can use english my friend help me to Translate
You: no need
You: i also want learn chinese
Stranger: hao
Stranger: chat on msn
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ok?
You: ok
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kekeke.. conversation continue in msn

This post has been edited by senzaki89: Apr 15 2009, 02:39 PM

You: Hi!
Stranger: do you know tvxq?
You: -.-
You: korean?
Stranger: yes...do you like?
You: no
You: gay
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Added on April 15, 2009, 7:51 pmConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YO
You: Hi!
Stranger: METAAAAHL!
You: gay
Stranger: no
Stranger: METAAAAHL!
You: METAAAAHL!!!
Stranger: exactly!
You: yeah
Stranger: that's the shit homie
You: METAAAAHL!!!
Stranger: copypasta time!!!
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You: METAAAAHL!!!
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You: Lol.. sohaiz
Stranger: METAAAAHL!
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Stranger: METAAAAHL!

This post has been edited by senzaki89: Apr 15 2009, 07:51 PM

You: wer're u from
Stranger: i dunno
You: really?1
You: i also dont know wer i from
You: what is your name?
Stranger: hell, i dunno
Stranger: you're asking so difficult questions
You: really? i tot ur name is stranger
You: and my name is you
Stranger: nah, it's the other way
Stranger: i'm you
You: really?
Stranger: and you're stranger
You: hmm
Stranger: yep
You: no
You: u;re stranger
You: i m you
Stranger: nah, i'm telling you
Stranger: you're stranger
Stranger: i'm you
You: erm.. okay.. both of us is stranger and you
You: okay?
Stranger: sure thing
You: d*** or tits?
Stranger: i like tits
You: damn
You: i love tits too
You: i guess i phailed
You: need to find titties now~
Stranger: find for me too
You: okay
You: i will send to u through mail
You: wait for it
You: what cup do u wan
Stranger: all right!
You: a?
You: b?
You: c?
You: d?
Stranger: c please
You: erm
You: sorry out of stock
You: left only a cup
You: i wil send u a pair of a cup
You: okay?
Stranger: i don't wanna a cup
You: why?
You: it is tits too~
Stranger: cause i wanna c cupe
Stranger: cup
You: u love big tits or medium or small
Stranger: medium
You: okay
You: same goes to me
You: sorry
You: i only have 1 pair of c cup
You: i used it for a long time
You: u still want it?
Stranger: i have brillant idea!
You: okay! what is it?
Stranger: one tit for you, one for me
You: erm
You: nope
You: i want both
You: sorry
Stranger: you're so f***ing greedy!
You: er
You: i dont mind letting the a cup to go for u
You: for free
You: okay?
Stranger: don't wanna a cup
Stranger: wanna c!
You: erm
You: okay! i have a brilliant idea!
Stranger: go on
You: since i have 3 pairs of a cup now.. i will pile it up and stick it with glue
You: and it will become c cup
You: ok?
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Added on April 17, 2009, 4:48 amYou: HI
You: kiss me thru the phone
Stranger: 18/F/Florida
You: kiss me thru the phone~
You: oh hi
You: 20/m/kl
Stranger: how do you do
You: erm
You: okay
Stranger: Btw, do you want to see my boobs
You: yes
You: of course
You: can u send it me thru mail ?
You: what cup is it?
Stranger: ( . Y . ) - How do you like those bad boys
You: i only accept c cup and above
Stranger: i'm double D
You: wow
You: that's big
You: wanna c my penis?
Stranger: of course
You: c===============================================3
You: long right?
Stranger: wow, that look like needle d***
You: really
You: hmm
Stranger: REALLY
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: small balls too
You: try u zoom it
You: it is really big
Stranger: ohh, i'm looking at it from Florida
Stranger: ok
You: yea
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This post has been edited by senzaki89: Apr 17 2009, 04:48 AM

Stranger: Dude.
You: hi
You: how u know i m a dude?
Stranger: Guess?
You: wow
You: hi babe
Stranger: And, because dude/chick isn't as cool.
You: o i c
Stranger: I mean, you're not wrong. But I'm probably too dyke-y for babe.
You: okay
You: hi b****~
Stranger: Closer.
You: come closer to u
You: ok
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Clearly, you are a d***.
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Added on April 17, 2009, 1:57 pmStranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: u know alot about paypal?
You: how u know?
Stranger: im wondering do u
You: oo
You: i guess so
You: paypal.. is when u need to pay your pal
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This post has been edited by senzaki89: Apr 17 2009, 01:57 PM