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penmarker	Apr 3 2009, 11:57 PM Return to original view \| Post #1
Look at all my stars!! Senior Member 2,017 posts Joined: Jun 2007	heheheh... its nicceeeee...
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penmarker	Apr 11 2009, 07:10 PM Return to original view \| Post #2
Look at all my stars!! Senior Member 2,017 posts Joined: Jun 2007	there was this one guy who was different that the others. he was sincere (i hope) and honest (i hope too) and open. i was acting as a 16yr old girl, from oregon, and with some normal problems in life. ookay i wont tell much to ruin the story, u go ahead n read. seriously, it was cool. oh, and massive wall of words. and everything i wrote there is fake. i dont drink. please. lol. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi =] Stranger: panda bears You: i like them, theyre so cuddly Stranger: fluffy You: Stranger: yay Stranger: we can get along You: and and Stranger: how life? You: CATS! You: =D Stranger: i also like cats Stranger: black ones You: well.. okay.. just that You: sometimes i hate life You: but i always try to turn that frown Stranger: me too You: upside down Stranger: not so east tho. Stranger: easy* You: yea. You: hey you're nice You: whats your name? Stranger: stranger Stranger: whats yours??? You: my name? You: you Stranger: hahahaha You: haha Stranger: my real name is holden You: well, my name's long You: but people just call me alex Stranger: thats a weird name You: no its not You: Stranger: so your first name is long You: well, kinda You: i dont like typing it Stranger: hahahahaha Stranger: alexander You: haha.. noo~, You: thats a guy's name Stranger: do u like to get f**ed up? You: what.. You: em. You: no, Stranger: like weed? Stranger: alchohol.. You: alcohol yes, You: but no weed Stranger: yeah Stranger: i like weeeed Stranger: i live in california You: haha.. you You: are Stranger: lots of weed here You: funny! Stranger: too much Stranger: you are Stranger: are you americant? You: oregon, You: so thats a 'yes' Stranger: sweet Stranger: i live in san fran Stranger: what kindsa music do u like You: well, a lot You: u know nightwish? Stranger: nope You: ookay, Stranger: i listen to punk Stranger: rock You: what about godsmack? Stranger: yeah i know them You: sweet You: HIM is kinda okay too You: and arctic monkeys Stranger: eh Stranger: i like nofx Stranger: and bad religion Stranger: and guttermouth You: nofx?? You: omg that is so sweet! Stranger: yeah they rock huh You: theyre awesome You: oh and rage against machine? Stranger: hell yeah Stranger: how old are u You: i bet im older than you You: HAH! You: Stranger: really? Stranger: im 19 You: oh.. Stranger: i win! You: but we didnt bet anything You: so yay me You: yay! Stranger: yayyyyy Stranger: dance Stranger: im dancin You: im 16, You: but i feel much more older Stranger: oh your soo old You: though my parents dont let me go out much Stranger: that blows Stranger: i was always ahead of my peers at 16 Stranger: i always hung out with kids a couple years older You: dont tell me you're one of those soccer or football guys Stranger: but my parents let me do whatever i wanted Stranger: since i was like 12 You: with nice hairstyles n cliques Stranger: im just a normal person Stranger: but i call myself a punker Stranger: no i dont like people much Stranger: antisocial i think they call it You: no, its called 'avoidant' Stranger: is that bad? You: antisocial is hatred towards the social system You: but avoidant is You: low or no interests for crowds and friends Stranger: well then im antisocial and avoidant You: really?. Stranger: yeah. Stranger: i usually make friends with girls Stranger: so all teh guys in hs thought i was gay... You: and yet, you log in here, and talk with some stranger from god knows where You: hmm~ You: interesting Stranger: stupid huh Stranger: i think guys are boring Stranger: so i hang out with girls.. You: some guys are boring Stranger: and im gay.. Stranger: crappy logic.. You: they think so shallow Stranger: yeah Stranger: thats pretty much it Stranger: i like talking about deeper shit You: all they got in their heads are sex, beer, more sex, more beer, and wrestling Stranger: girls are more open with their thoughts and emotions Stranger: and im like that You: yeah Stranger: I just dont have anything to do Stranger: and i stumbled across this thing... Stranger: its mildly entertaining You: i've been talking with this thing for some time already You: no not that long, just like You: a week?. You: or so Stranger: haha Stranger: im bored a lot Stranger: ive had a week off of work Stranger: and i dont start school for another month Stranger: i can imagine doin this for a week Stranger: i bet u meet some pretty weird folk You: a lootttttt You: and they were being all 4chan-ish You: and all. You: grow up! You: whats with the pedo thing You: and anons Stranger: 4chan Stranger: ahhahahaha Stranger: the internet is like the wild west Stranger: its fun You: well at least the wild west have no >9000 pedo penises You: i mean Stranger: pedo penises... You: lol Stranger: my friend used to go after all the 15 and 16 yos when we were seniors in hs Stranger: i called hima pedo Stranger: its not that weird i guess Stranger: but he almost got arrested Stranger: so he was officially a pedo You: hahaha You: omg that is seriously weirdd Stranger: yeah it seems weird You: i think i need to prep up my guard a bit You: just in case You: lol Stranger: whatcha mea? You: who knows, maybe someone like him might pop up while im walking to school or something You: oh right You: there was this one time You: i was walking You: but that was when i was 14-15 You: i was walking back from school You: and some guys who used to hang at this place You: the park is a little shady You: so they loved that place You: i walked through there, and it was a little late You: 4-5 pm or something You: and they approached me You: i was batshit scared n nervous that time You: i just kept on walking You: they were all You: 'hey purrty girl where u going' You: 'its late, lemme give u a ride home' Stranger: ahhhhh Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhh You: n shit Stranger: creepy Stranger: bein a girl is rough.. You: i just walked off n they kept walking Stranger: im glad i dont have to worry about that shit You: until the guard at the grocery place talked with me You: we knew each other since i was a girl You: i shop there for groceries Stranger: sweet Stranger: i went shopping yesterda Stranger: go find a boyfriend to walk you home.. Stranger: thats the best thing to do Stranger: then you get a boyfriend too Stranger: double whammy You: and after that, my parents kept telling me to stop going out much You: so thats why im pretty much stuck here Stranger: sucky You: yea i know You: well, i had a boyfriend Stranger: yeah my friend wouldnt do that shit Stranger: thats like rape shit Stranger: he would just hit on em at school Stranger: and teh naive younger girls love the older guys Stranger: so ya know You: honestly, i kinda have a thing for older guys too You: haha.. You: sometimes they look big You: and strong You: so i got that sense of security around them Stranger: yeah Stranger: i know Stranger: im real tall Stranger: girls like feeling surrounded Stranger: and safe Stranger: i like that feeling too Stranger: but I dont have anyone tall to protect me You: yea You: haha You: thats guys You: you're supposed to protect girls You: not the other way around Stranger: yeah You: unless youre a bouncer or something You: haha Stranger: girls give the emotional support.. Stranger: thats more important in the end Stranger: ive rarely actually had to 'protect' a girlfriend Stranger: just an illusion You: there was this once he saved me You: it was like, You: a knight in shining armor saving the damzel in distress Stranger: haha You: haha. yea it was Stranger: those feelings at that age Stranger: theyre nice Stranger: i miss em Stranger: even though im only 19 You: my cellphone ran out of batteries, and i was at this strange town Stranger: oh yeah... You: i cant even remember that place Stranger: you got wild stories.. Stranger: go ahead tho.. You: haha.. ookay You: i love it when i talk and someone listens Stranger: i like to listen Stranger: u like to talk You: well, girls, thats how girls are Stranger: it works i guess Stranger: i know Stranger: ive been around girls my whole life Stranger: so im conditioned to em Stranger: you could be a dude though eh? Stranger: jsut like a could be a girl.. You: you just cut me off while i was typing You: so i was there You: and i was buying twilight You: you know that novel?. Stranger: yeah.. You: that bookstore was freaky You: i went there with my friend, but she had to leave for dance class You: i thought about calling my boy, You: but then i noticed my phone was out of battery You: and i forgot his number to call to You: there was a payphone You: it was late, and he didnt even know where i was You: so i called my dad You: he said the car's at the garage You: wait hold on a sec You: call Stranger: k Stranger: omg omg omg Stranger: twilight You: ergh,i hate it when people only call you for help You: so i asked to pass the phone to my sister, Stranger: i never talk on the phone Stranger: just text You: and had her lookup his number in my list You: she asked me, where am i You: i told her, the bookstore You: where she asked You: i told her i dont know You: somewhere in oregon You: and she freaking laughed at me You: how the hell should i know oregon if i dont even go out much You: she asked what landmark or something You: and keeps on laughing You: i told here theres this river, and You: buildings You: and she laughed some more You: and the line went off You: that was my last quarter You: and she didnt even give his number to me Stranger: no fun You: wait, even if i got his number, i cant call him You: no change You: so i sat there by the payphone accross the bookstore You: cold and late You: it was scary You: no cabs Stranger: 1800callatt You: and You: what Stranger: collect calls Stranger: it charges the person you call You: oh?. Stranger: oh yeah.. You: oh wow, that is so awesome Stranger: i guess You: i never knew there was such service Stranger: weird Stranger: so whats your name You: i told you, im lazy to write it You: just alex You: okay2 Stranger: oh yeah You: i make an exception Stranger: yeah go ahead Stranger: wha You: wait, you almost got it right the first time You: try n guess Stranger: alexandria You: oops, one letter off Stranger: i cant think of anything else close to alexander Stranger: what letter? You: its Alexandrea Stranger: sweet Stranger: pretty name Stranger: did i say my name Stranger: ? Stranger: i dont remember You: uh.. yea You: i forgot You: its somewhere up there Stranger: yeah Stranger: names You: holden You: your name's holden You: and i didnt cheat Stranger: cheater! You: nooo~ Stranger: im bored Stranger: lalalalaa Stranger: slow ass friday.. You: yea me too You: i usually masturbate these times You: oh shit You: that didnt came out right You: i mean Stranger: masturbate the boredom away You: delete Stranger: you online girls are all the same. You: goddamn why cant we retract Stranger: its ok Stranger: ill just forget about it Stranger: here Stranger: Z Stranger: Z Stranger: Z Stranger: Z Stranger: Z Stranger: Z Stranger: Z Stranger: Z Stranger: Z Stranger: Z Stranger: Z Stranger: Z Stranger: there its gona You: its just, my parents dont really let me go out much You: and sometimes i just feel like it Stranger: what masturbating? Stranger: youd feel like doing it even if you were allowed to go out Stranger: its pretty normal Stranger: not pretty normal Stranger: its completely normal.. You: normal Stranger: ive been masturbating constantly since i was like 11 You: as in, Stranger: not constantly but ya know.. You: you got to be kidding me You: 11?. You: i dont even know my body that age Stranger: normal... Stranger: like everyone does it. Stranger: dude Stranger: i didnt eitehr Stranger: know my body Stranger: i didnt even know how to do it Stranger: i feel weird talking about this but you seem to know whats what Stranger: its not even just me..a lot of girls ive known Stranger: you know those pools jets? You: pools jets? Stranger: that like spray out underwater You: oh, okay that You: whats with that Stranger: pool jets Stranger: well Stranger: they getcha off Stranger: thats how i found out about it all Stranger: then a year later i realized i could just do it with my hand.. Stranger: theres lots of pools down south..it gets hot so i guess its more common there. You: oh You: okay, Stranger: did u ever finish your story Stranger: i dont remember. You: oh, that You: well, Stranger: tell me teh end You: my sister called him up You: and told him about me You: so he took his bike and went everywhere to look for me You: for a bookstore by the river Stranger: and he found you.. You: yea You: he did.. You: haha.. Stranger: how sweet. You: yea he did Stranger: u still with him You: i loved him, You: but god loves him more Stranger: dead eh You: well, i cant compete with Him, so You: yeah Stranger: oh Stranger: Im not religious Stranger: at all. Stranger: Im the opposite. You: its okay, Stranger: yeah Stranger: Im flawed in your eyes i suppose. You: and why is that Stranger: ill bite the bullet and go straight to hell Stranger: cause I dont beleive in god or christ or heaven or hell? Stranger: some people rag on ya for that shit Stranger: well your only 16? You: and that makes you assume i think youre flawed?. You: yea, i am. You: told u im older than my age Stranger: like soul wise Stranger: were all flawed Stranger: im just saying from a christian stand point Stranger: im tainted Stranger: I think im a good person Stranger: the first person I thought i loved Stranger: i was 17 You: and then?. Stranger: and aftter that was over I was just like what was i thinking cause I met a girl that i felt 10 times more for Stranger: and now Im 19 Stranger: and im sure it will happen again Stranger: so i dont really beleive in love Stranger: its more of a perception Stranger: than a real thing to me You: love just Stranger: i love love. You: chemical reactions in your breain You: brain Stranger: god Stranger: you said it right Stranger: your really 16? Stranger: your smart for your age You: okay i lied, You: im 15 1/2 Stranger: i guess your even smarter for your age then... Stranger: I was just starting to think about that kinda shit at that age Stranger: i hadnt really developed any ideas on it Stranger: and deffinatley not girls were thinking like that Stranger: so good for you Stranger: your badass. You: hahah.. Stranger: do you have aim? You: no i dont Stranger: msn? Stranger: just an omegle chatter.. Stranger: omegle trollllol Stranger: brb You: nope, nothing else You: i keep things for myself thank you very much Stranger: you keep things for yourself eh? Stranger: whats that mean Stranger: like secrets Stranger: o0o0o0o0o0 You: yeaa.. You: and personal details Stranger: oh Stranger: sorry for overstepping i guess You: no no, its okay You: you're nice n all You: but this is the internet You: you can be some You: i dunno Stranger: i know where your comin from Stranger: i wonder too You: lesbo or something Stranger: hahahaa You: yea u know where im from, and?. Stranger: no.. Stranger: really? Stranger: its an expression.. Stranger: like i understand.. Stranger: i know where your comin from.. Stranger: same thing You: lol You: okay, Stranger: i wonder if anyone on here is for real too. Stranger: so i know You: yea Stranger: its fun to f* with people You: hahah Stranger: but i guess ive done it so much Stranger: its easier to just be myself You: especially when no one knows who you are Stranger: yeah You: i've had a lot of personas before You: 40+ fat guy You: sex deprived dude You: hooker Stranger: fun Stranger: see your interesting Stranger: for all i know you could be 40yo fat sex deprived hooker You: yea, Stranger: me You: but theres no way you could know for real Stranger: i know right Stranger: and i think thats how u lkike it Stranger: 4real Stranger: im a 19yo kid whose been stuck in teh suburbs all his life..and now i just moved to the big city and i dont know anyone Stranger: so all i do is work Stranger: and f* around on the computer Stranger: and smoke pot! Stranger: thats my life Stranger: fun huh You: yea, i guess You: if thats how you love your life Stranger: love it Stranger: its not how i would have chosen things Stranger: but who gets to choose their life? Stranger: im not who i would ideally be Stranger: i figure Stranger: if i was dumber id be happier Stranger: and id rather be happy than anything else Stranger: i used to work at burger king..late night drive through..and id do different voices to entertain myself Stranger: its too fun Stranger: when your talking like a mexican Stranger: and they come around and see a pierced up white kid You: they thought you were one You: but youre not You: hahah Stranger: yeah Stranger: or talk like a woman Stranger: and they come get their food and its just me Stranger: easy ways to pass the shift Stranger: cept theyd only come through like 2 an hour Stranger: bk late night was teh shit Stranger: i got paid to do my homework and screw around Stranger: god bless america huh You: hahah You: paid to do your homework? Stranger: yeah Stranger: it would be either me n on cashier n drive thru and a mexican dude in the kitchen Stranger: cause this was in az Stranger: lotsa mexicans.. Stranger: or just me Stranger: and there would be a handful of customers all night Stranger: so id just sit in the office and listen to music or do my work of highschool Stranger: ill never eat fast food after working there Stranger: gross stuff. You: yeaa i know Stranger: i felt guilty wrapping that shit up and selling it to people You: cheap food, what else Stranger: yep Stranger: one dollar whats for lunch? Stranger: thats why cigs have been good to me Stranger: if i cant afford food they make u not so hungry Stranger: i love the headline on this shit Stranger: talk to strangers! Stranger: perfect. Stranger: i guess weve talked about everything You: yea You: im all out too Stranger: nice meetin yas Stranger: maybe our pathes will cross someday Stranger: and we wont even f**in know it Stranger: trippy eh? You: hahah. Stranger: later You: maybe i was one of the girls You: in the backseat Stranger: in the backseat? You: at the burger king drivethrough Stranger: maybe... You: hahah You: but nah, you' Stranger: if i ever meet an alexandrea You: you're too far Stranger: yeah You: ask her, Stranger: i doubt youve ever been to arizona.. You: 'you know omegle?' Stranger: and youll be like wooooahhh Stranger: and well be f***in old geezers You: haahahaha Stranger: this is it Stranger: im gonna press disconnect Stranger: and leave it to fate.. Stranger: hahahahaha You: haha Your conversational partner has disconnected. so.. thats it.. if u guys made it through the conversation, then congratulations to you. he was nice, and cool. seriously he was. i never thought i'd be an awesome 16 year old girl from oregon.
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penmarker	Apr 11 2009, 07:49 PM Return to original view \| Post #3
Look at all my stars!! Senior Member 2,017 posts Joined: Jun 2007	QUOTE(PVCpipe @ Apr 11 2009, 07:26 PM) ok... i gave up... and u sounds gay seriuosly lol.. it was interesting. maybe i got a female brain.
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penmarker	Apr 12 2009, 02:31 PM Return to original view \| Post #4
Look at all my stars!! Senior Member 2,017 posts Joined: Jun 2007	QUOTE(ericmaxman @ Apr 12 2009, 12:09 AM) Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey asl You: greeetings You: my name is james You: i died last year in a plane crash Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello, Stranger: i got vids You: greetings from beyond You: im david, You: and i died in a car accident 2 years ago Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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penmarker	Apr 12 2009, 09:33 PM Return to original view \| Post #5
Look at all my stars!! Senior Member 2,017 posts Joined: Jun 2007	Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Where you from? You: ▲ You: ▲ ▲ You: newfags cant triforce! Stranger: the ZELDA TRIANGLE Stranger: HELP Stranger: Are you zelda? You: yes. Stranger: omg You: bow down Stranger: HI ZELDA I'M UR FAN You: good, You: are you a male or female Stranger: So what are you doing now link? You: answer me Stranger: a male like you You: then you are useless for my lust Stranger: no i'm not Stranger: i got a pussy but i'm a dude You: u know the drill You: pic, or.. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
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penmarker	Apr 13 2009, 06:56 AM Return to original view \| Post #6
Look at all my stars!! Senior Member 2,017 posts Joined: Jun 2007	that dude gave me nude pics. or it might have been real chicks. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: BREAK YOUR NECK Stranger: Hey! Stranger: f*** OFF You: FOR MY SHEER AWESOMENESS Stranger: TRIFORCE Stranger: OR GTFO You: YOU TRIFORCE Stranger: ▲ ▲▲ You: ▲ You: ▲ ▲ Stranger: GOTTA BE IN ONE MESSAGE MAN Stranger: YOU'RE BAD You: FOR I AM THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR Stranger: OMG Stranger: YOU CANT JUST SPLIT IT LIKE TAHT Stranger: HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BEAT ZELDA MAN You: I HAD CAME HERE You: TO DO THE DARK DEED Stranger: WIENERSAUCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE You: ▲ Stranger: - You: WHAT IS THIS?. Stranger: TRIFORCEEEEEEEE You: THE KEYBOARD MOCKS MY ATTEMPT OF TRIFORCE-ING? You: DARN YOU KEYBOARD Stranger: YES You: DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO THIS IS Stranger: ITS ANONYMOUS Stranger: ISNT IT? You: ▲ ▲ ▲ Stranger: I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! Stranger: FAIL Stranger: HAHAHA Stranger: YOU FAILED You: DARN YOU KEYBOARD Stranger: HAH You: DARN YOU You: FOR I AM, You: YOUR HIGHNESS Stranger: sometimes when I triforce I get hearts instead of forces Stranger: omg You: ▲ Stranger: you got that problem too? You: ▲ ▲ ▲ You: CURSES Stranger: DEATH UPON YOU You: OMEGLE AND THE KEYBOARD You: BOTH OF THOU SHALT FACE MY WRATH Stranger: IM FAPPING MEIGHT You: BEWARE MY AWAKENING Stranger: oops THAT THREAD IS AWESOME You: NAH! You: THAT IS NOTHING You: COMPARED TO THIS GAY PORN You: YOUR HIGHNESS CHALLANGES YOU Stranger: I'M A WOMAN Stranger: IT'S GAYPORN TO ME You: TO BE HONEST, AND STAY ONTO THIS LINK I SHALL GIVE You: http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=...&u=f-5z3&ref=nf Stranger: NICE You: HAHAHA You: YOUR HIGHNESS CHALLANGES YOU You: TO STAY ON THAT PAGE FOR >9000 HOURS Stranger: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME Stranger: HAH You: FEAST YOUR FEMALY FEMALE EYES You: ON THAT MONSTROSITY You: THAT IS DAVID You: ARCHULETA! You: NAY I KNOW WHO HE IS You: NOR WHERE IS HE You: NOR THE ABHORRENT CLOTHING THAT MAN You: I MEAN *** You: WAS WEARING You: FOR THAT LINK WAS HANDED OVER BY MY You: UNTRUSTED You: STRANGER FROM OMEGLE Stranger: is it creepy that I have a panty-fetish as a woman? You: YOUR HIGHNESS DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO COMPUTE THAT You: NOR COMPREHEND Stranger: can you find some panty-porn for me? You: FOR I HAVE THE LUST OF A THOUSAND MEN Stranger: NOW1 You: AND I DEMAND FOR YOUR TITS Stranger: ok sec You: THE EXHALTED ONE IS PLEASED You: THE EXHALTED ONE IS GROWING IMPATIENT You: THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG You: AND THE EXHALTED ONE REGRETS You: FOR HIS ACTIONS You: OF KILLING HIS JESTER You: OVER A CUP OF TEA You: I SHALL FAP, AND I SHALL FAP HARD Stranger: Stranger: wait a second You: AH, WHATS THIS?. You: THIS ELECTRONIC DEVICE IS SINGING? You: AND HIGHLIGHTING You: 'ANSWER' AND 'REJECT'? You: WHAT FOR THESE BUTTONS You: I DEMAND AN ANSWER! You: ... Stranger: 79.138.110.11 theres some pictures of me Stranger: You: I SHALL NOT FALL FOR PETTY TRICKS You: NAY THAT IS AN IMAGE HOSTING SITE You: NOR A LOCATION FOR YOUR CAPTURED IMAGES You: I DEMAND You: AN EKSPLANASYUN Stranger: http://79.138.110.11/ .jpg Stranger: http://79.138.110.11/ .JPG Stranger: http://79.138.110.11/ .JPG You: WHAT IS THIS?. Stranger: ITS ME You: WHY ARE THERE TWO OF YOU You: MY GOD Stranger: IM NOT THE BLONDE ONE You: SWEAR UPON THE GODDES HARETH THAT You: THOU NAY A WITCH You: AND EMERGING THYSOUL WITH THE WIND You: CREATING ANOTHER BEING Stranger: THATS IT IM REMOVING THAT SHIT Stranger: I think I'm in love with you Stranger: do you want to f* me? You: I SHALL MAKE WILD SEX WITH YOU You: AND IN THE END You: BEHEAD YOU You: AND STICK YOUR HEAD ON A POLE Stranger: :-) You: PARADE YOU THROUGH TOWN You: WAIT.. Stranger: pic of your wiener? You: ARE YOU MOCKING ME AGAIN Stranger: no Stranger: I love you You: THE PORTALS YOU SENT ME You: TWO OF THEM LEADS TO A PIT OF NOTHINGNESS Stranger: I love you You: NO YOU DONT You: FOR YOU ARE LYING Stranger: GIVE ME A PICTURE OF YOUR PENIS OR I WILL LOG OFF You: THERE WILL BE NO TRUTH You: BETWEEN ME AND YOU You: FOR YOU ARENT THE PERSON WHO IS TALKING THE TRUTH You: AH, I AM DISAPPOINTED WITH MY IMAGE You: CAPTURING CONTRAPTION You: CANNOT IT FIT THE WHOLE PENIS IN ONE CAPTURE Stranger: your camera doesnt have a zoom feature? You: THE EXHALTED ONE HAD TRIED TO COMMAND IT You: TO GO THE FURTHEST You: FOR IT CANNOT SEE THE WHOLE PENIS You: PERHAPS IT IS TOO LONG You: OR PERHAPS Stranger: its too short Stranger: perhaps You: THIS IMAGE CAPTURING CONTRAPTION IS TOO SMALL THE VIEWING RANGE Stranger: or too bIG You: BUT! You: THAT DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT You: TWO OF YOUR PORTALS DOES NOT WORK Stranger: i removed them You: AND LEADS ME TO AN ERROR OF A LOCATION Stranger: because you were rude Stranger: ok try now You: YOU SEEM TO BE OF GREAT SKILLS You: TO DIVERT THE PORTALS You: IN A BLINK OF AN EYE You: FINE THEN You: I SHALL KEEP MY WORD You: FOR I AM YOUR HIGHNESS You: THE PHALLUS WILL BE CAPTURED IT'S VISUAL ESSENCE You: AND SHALL BE HANDED TO YOU You: THROUGH THE SAME PORTAL YOU HAD USED You: PERHAPS You: YOU COULD BE SO KIND You: AS TO POINT ME TO THE RIGHT DIRECTION You: FOR OPENING A PORTAL OF MY OWN Connection imploded. or send us feedback. attempting to get to her back. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: MY LOVE You: MY LIFE You: WHERETH ART THOU Stranger: hi You: FOR I AM THE EXHALTED ONE You: WERE YOU THE SAME DAMZEL WHO SENT PICTURES You: OF YOUR BOSSOM TO ME You: OR AM I WRONG You: ANSWER ME You: AND ANSWER ME QUICK Stranger: o que? Stranger: wow You: FOR I HAVE NO TIME TO SPARE FOR YOU Stranger: ronaldo You have disconnected. or send us feedback. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WHERETH ART THOU Stranger: hellooo You: MY DAMZEL You: MY LOVE You: MY LIFE Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WHERETH ART THOU You: WHERETH ART THOU MY DAMZEL Stranger: Thou art under thy bed You: FOR YOU HAD EXCHANGED YOUR BOSSOM You: WITH MY PHALLUS You: WAS THAT YOU You: ANSWER ME Stranger: i dont think so You: ANSWER ME NOW You: TOO BAD You: THEN I HAVE TO CONTINUE MY SEARCH Stranger: ok You have disconnected. or send us feedback. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WHERE FOR ART THOUS You: MY DAMZEL Stranger: dude wrong castle You: FOR YOUR BOSOM PICTURES CAPTURED MY HEART Stranger: try next door You: ARGH You: I HAD FAILED YET AGAIN Stranger: does that work? You: FOR SHE HAD EXCHANGED BOSOM PICTURES You: WITH MY PHALLUS You: AND THE PORTAL IMPLODED THE KONEKSYUN You: I WILL FIND HER You: SOON You: I BID YOU FARWELL Stranger: i imagine your computer is just full of porn You: NAY Stranger: poor lonely guy Stranger: it'll get better for you yet You: THOU MAY SPEAK THAT TO MY LOVE OF MY LIFE You: WHO IS SITTING ON MY LAP You: NOW You: AH, You: THE DAMZEL IS GIGGLING OF HUMOR Stranger: okay but whats with allcaps You: THE EXHALTED ONE THANKS YOU FOR AMUSING MY LOVE OF MY LIFE Stranger: okay glad to be of service You: I HAVE TO REFRESH THROUGH MORE RANDOM STRANGERS You: FOR I NEED TO FIND THE GIRL Stranger: not surprising You: WHO HAD EXCHANGED HER BOSOM PICTARS WITH ME You: OUCH, MY HEAR HURTS BY THE DAMZEL'S PINCH Stranger: careful she's not a witch You: I HAVE TO LEAVE NOW, You: FAREWELL You have disconnected. or send us feedback. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: DAMZEL Stranger: What do you do when you've been rejected so many times you have zero self-esteem? You: DAMZEL WHERE ARE YOU Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: MY LOVE You: MY LIFE Stranger: omg Stranger: goose? You: I AM YOUR HIGHNESS Stranger: dammit You: WHERE FOR ART THOU MY DAMZEL Stranger: right f*ing here You: THE PORTAL HAD IMPLODED You: WHILE I, YOUR HIGHNESS, You: WAS WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY You: UPON HOW TO HAVE MY OWN PORTAL You: FOR PORTRAYING MY PHALLUS IMAGES You: I DO NOT WANT YOU TO ONLY SHOW ME YOUR BOSOMS You: FOR I WANT TO SHARE WHAT YOU HAD SHARED You: WERE YOU THE SAME DAMZEL? Stranger: this is making me incredibly wet You: ANSWER ME Stranger: yes Stranger: YES You: ANSWER ME NOW Stranger: I JUST fING DID I SAID YES Stranger: JESUS CHRIST You: RESEND ME THE SAME PORTAL You: FOR I NEED CONFIRMATION Stranger: ok. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: MY LOVE You: MY LIFE You: WHY HAD YOU CLOSED THE PORTAL OFF US You: I AM SEEKING FOR YOU You: THROUGH COUNTLESS PORTALS UPON PORTALS You: ANSWER ME, You: ANSWER ME YES, Stranger: wtf Stranger: sure Stranger: yes You: SOMEHOW, I AM NOT CONVINCED You: YOUR HIGHNESS ORDERS YOU You: TO RESEND THE PORTAL YOU HAD SENT ME Stranger: i am a stripper that is way over my head You: FOR I NEED CONFIRMATION You: A LIAR, INDEED You: IT SEEMS, You: MY QUEST CONTINUES ON Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: CONVINCE ME OH MY LADY You: THAT YOU WERE THE ONE You: WHO SENT ME THE PORTALS You: TO YOUR SWEET BOSOM Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: PLEASE MY DAMZEL You: I BEG FOR YOU You: ANSWER ME Stranger: DAMZEL? You: WHERE FOR ART THOU Stranger: ROMEO You: IT IS I, YOUR HIGHNESS You: THE EXHALTED ONE Stranger: shakespeare (L) You: THOU ART ANOTHER PHALLUS You: IT SEEMS MY QUEST IS A NEVER ENDING ONE Stranger: i feel it in my fingers, i feel it in my toeeeees You: I AM SEEKING FOR MY DAMZEL You: THE ONE You: THE ONLY Stranger: well its not me You: WHO HAD SENT ME PORTALS Stranger: byee x You: TO HER BOSOM Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: MY LOVE Stranger: hey :] You: WHERE FOR ART THOU You: IT IS I, YOUR HIGHNESS Stranger: thou in new jersey Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. DAMN PENAT DEY This post has been edited by penmarker*: Apr 13 2009, 07:14 AM
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penmarker	Apr 13 2009, 07:16 AM Return to original view \| Post #7
Look at all my stars!! Senior Member 2,017 posts Joined: Jun 2007	» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: WHERE FOR ART THOU You: MY LOVE Stranger: CORINTHIAN You: MY LIFE You: PLEASE TELL ME IT IS YOU You: BUT You: IF YOU ARE NOT Stranger: CORINTHIANS 2 x 1 bambi team You: DO NOT LIE TO ME You: AND CLOSE THIS PORTAL OFF.. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
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penmarker	Apr 13 2009, 07:17 AM Return to original view \| Post #8
Look at all my stars!! Senior Member 2,017 posts Joined: Jun 2007	» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: WERE YOU THE DAMZEL You: OF MY LIFE You: MY LOVE You: MY LIFE You: WHERE FOR ART THOU Stranger: Follow the white rabbit You: ARGH Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
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penmarker	Apr 13 2009, 07:20 AM Return to original view \| Post #9
Look at all my stars!! Senior Member 2,017 posts Joined: Jun 2007	» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I AM STARTING TO GIVE UP You: ON MY SEARCH You: WHERE FOR ART THOU MY DAMZEL Stranger: Elsewhere. Stranger: Sorry! You: FACEPALM You: IT SEEMS I AM COMING CLOSER AND CLOSER You: TO A DEAD END You: FOR SHE IS DROWNING THROUGH THE CROWD You: OF STRANGERS You: HOW CAN I FIND THAT SINGLE GEM Stranger: I don't know. You: AMONG 3147 PEOPLE IN THIS PORTAL You: IT IS EXCRUTIATINGLY You: TIRING.. Stranger: Talk to 3146 of them. You: TYPING THE SAME THING You: OVER AND OVER AGAIN Stranger: The last one will be her. You: LOOKING FOR HER BACK You: FOR SHE HAD SENT ME You: A PORTAL TO HER BOSOM Stranger: She has a nice back, eh? You: AND I SHALL HAND OVER THE PORTAL You: TO MY PHALLUS Stranger: More partial to the front, myself. Stranger: Your pisshole? You: I CANNOT COMPREHEND WHAT You: LANGUAGE THOU ART SPEAKTH Stranger: Esperanto. You: AH, You: NEVER MIND You: FAREWELL You: FOR I WILL CONTINUE You: MY SEARCH You: FOR THAT ONE You: AND ONLY Stranger: Good luck, sirrah! You: AND TRUE You: DAMZEL You: OF MINE You have disconnected. or send us feedback. Added on April 13, 2009, 7:25 am » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: OH LORD Stranger: tell me something interesting about you... You: DEAR MERCIFUL LORD You: WHERE FOR MY DAMZEL BE You: I HAD SEARCHED FAR AND WIDE You: THROUGH COUNTLESS STRANGERS Stranger: go on...... You: TO GO BACK TO HER You: FOR SHE HAD SENT ME You: THE PORTAL TO HER BOSOM You: BUT.. You: THE CONNECTION.. You: HAD IMPLODED You: NOW, You: IM SEEKING HER AGAIN You: HAVE YOU NOT SEEN A STRANGER You: WITH A FASCINATION OF TRIFORCE? You: PERHAPS YOU CAN SHOW ME THE WAY Stranger: barrera wins!!!! Stranger: funny you should say that You: YOU FAIL ME.. You: I AM GROWING WEARY Stranger: i had the same with a brazilian You: OF THIS SEARCH Stranger: she was deep You: SHE OWNS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BOSOM I HAD EVER SEEN Stranger: intruiging You: I NEED TO SEEK HER AGAIN Stranger: lost but also found You: WILL YOU OR WILL YOU NOT HELP ME IN MY CAMPAIGN? You: ... You: MOMENTS OF SILENCE LIKE THESE ARE AWKWARD Stranger: certainly not,it would take away the joy and victory You: VERY WELL THEN, You: FAIR ENOUGH Stranger: goodbye my love You: I SHALL CONTINUE MY CAMPAIGN SOLO You: FOR THE VICTORY SHALL BE SWEETEST Stranger: you leave to regain respect You: WHEN SHARED WITH NO ONE You: FOR I CAN HAS HER You: FAREWELL MY FRIEND Stranger: good luck You: PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE You: TO EVER You: TALK WITH ANYONE HERE You: FOR SHE MIGHT BE THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE You: CURSES TO THE IMPLOSION OF THE CONNECTION You have disconnected. or send us feedback. Added on April 13, 2009, 7:27 am » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Kinky You: MY LOVE You: MY LIFE You: WHERETH ART THOU Stranger: Wow Stranger: Deep. You: YOUR HIGHNESS MISSES YOU DEARLY You: OH.. You: IT SEEMS YOU ARENT THE ONE.. Stranger: No Stranger: im not. You: I AM DISAPPOINTED You: FOR I SEEK HER Stranger: Yeah im pretty hot too You: AFTER THE CONNECTION IMPLOSION Stranger: well my boyfriend said so. Stranger: okay going to go make out with him now Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. Added on April 13, 2009, 7:30 am » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: MY LOVE You: MY LIFE You: WHERE FOR ART THOU You: ... Stranger: IM SO HAPPY I'VE FOUND YOU AGAIN You: IM GROWING WEARY You: WHAT.. You: IS IT.. You: IS THAT REALLY YOU Stranger: YES MY LOVe Stranger: IT IS I Stranger: GARRY Stranger: GLITTER You: THE EXHALTED ONE IS NOT You: AMUSED You: BY YOUR PETTY ATTEMPT TO BECOME Stranger: FORGIVE ME MASTER You: ONE OF MY JESTERS Stranger: FORGIVE ME Stranger: PLEASE You: IGNORE THAT Stranger: NO CANE Stranger: NO WHITE Stranger: WHIP You: I AM IN A CAMPAIGN You: FOR I HAD MET A DAMZEL OF MY LIFE You: HERE, You: IN THIS BOX Stranger: are you english You: SHE HAD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BOSOM I HAD EVER SEEN You: YES, WHY You: YES I AM Stranger: ITS ALL GOOD THEN You: DO NOT INTERRUPT YOUR HIGHNESS You: FOR I AM SPEAKING You: I AM LOOKING FOR HER You: AFTER THE CONNECTION IMPLOSION You: SHE WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND AGAIN.. Stranger: LETS DANCE You: THE EXHALTED ONE IS NOT FEELING SO WELL You: AND IS VERY WEARY You: FROM HIS SEARCH Stranger: I MUST BID FAREWELL AS I MUST MASTERBATE, FAREWELL MY LOVE You: FAREWELL, You: AND\ You: IF I CAN RECALL CORRECTLY You: WE HAD MET BEFORE Stranger: sh Stranger: YES You: THIS AMUSES ME Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. Added on April 13, 2009, 7:31 am » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi...I'm a submissive guy who likes to be dominated and humiliated. Please feel free to press disconnect if this is not your thing You: MY LOVE You: MY LOVE You: WHERE FOR ART THOU You: WAIT.. You: NAY YOU ARE MY DAMZEL You: NOR EVEN A VAGINATED BEING You: FAREWELL. You have disconnected. or send us feedback. Added on April 13, 2009, 8:08 am » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: MY LOVE You: MY LIFE Stranger: yes You: MY SOULD You: WHERE FOR ART THOU Stranger: are u ok? You: YOUR HIGHNESS NEEDS YOU You: NO I AM NOT You: THE EXHALTED ONE You: HAD BEEN THROUGH Stranger: uh another crazy one... You: COUNTLESS CHAT SPACES You: TO SEEK HER You: AGAIN You: FOR THE CONNECTION HAD IMPLODED You: WHILE THE EXHALTED ONE You: AND THE DAMZEL Stranger: good i got dumped You: WERE EXCHANGING GENITAL IMAGES Stranger: i think at least i'm better than you You: I AM GROWING WEARY OF THIS SEARCH Stranger: keep going~~ You: DOZENS UPON DOZENS OF STRANGERS You: TO SEEK Stranger: seek who? You: THAT DIAMOND IN BETWEEN THE CRYSTALS You: THE DAMZEL You: THAT THE CONNECTION HAD IMPLODED BETWEEN US You: BELIEVE ME, FOR I AM NOT LYING You: SHE WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE Stranger: ok Stranger: what are you trying to tell thou? Stranger: who is she? You: ERGH.. Stranger: have u lost her? You: SHE WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE You: YES I HAD You: THE CONNECTION Stranger: is she dead? You: WAS EVIL! You: AND IMPLODED ON ME Stranger: ... You: THE OMEGLE IS SUCH EVIL You: INTRODUCING HER INTO MY LIFE You: AND THEN Stranger: if it's evil You: TAKING IT BACK! You: FROM ME You: WHERE IS SHE Stranger: why u keep going on this site? You: FOR MY SOUL IS GETTING LETHARGIC Stranger: i dont know You: OF SEEKING HER Stranger: uh.... You: I SHALL BE AWAY FROM THIS PORTAL You: IF IT WAS NOT FOR THE REASON I AM You: LOOKING BACK FOR HER You: I HAD RETURNED, AND DEPARTED Stranger: so your looking for your soulmate in this site? You: AND RETURNED You: AND DEPARTED You: TO LOOK FOR HER BACK You: TO MEET HER AGAIN You: CURSES TO THE CONNECTION Stranger: it's impossibleman You: IT SEEMS SO You: AND SO IT SEEMS You: 3372 STRANGERS You: MINUS ME, AND MINUS HER Stranger: maybe try craiglist You: 3370 PEOPLE I HAD TO SEEK THROUGH You: TO FIND HER Stranger: did she tell u her name? You: AGAIN You: NO SHE DID NOT You: FOR JUST A PICTURE I HAD You: IN MY POSSESSION Stranger: what did u guys tlk about? Stranger: oh Stranger: post on internet and ask who knows her You: I SHALL EXAMINE THE IMAGE OF HER You: AND SOME WHORE SHE WAS TAKING THE IMAGE WITH You: TO LOOK FOR DETAILS You: OF THE IMAGE CAPTURING DEVICE Stranger: what? Stranger: some whore? You: I DO NOT KNOW You: FOR SHE SENT ME A PICTURE OF HER You: AND ANOTHER WOMAN You: I DO NOT KNOW WHO THAT WOMAN WAS Stranger: oh might be her friend You: SO I HAD IMPLIED THAT SHE WAS A WHORE Stranger: .......was she naked with that woman? You: FOR SHE WAS MILES AWAY FROM HER BEAUTY IF IT WERE A COMPARISON You: NO SHE WAS NOT!! You: HOW DARE YOU INSULT You: AND MOCK You: THE DIVINE BEING Stranger: then why are u so sure that woman is a whore? You: IN HER CREATION, HEAVEN DID DECREE You: SHE IS NOT, You: BUT THE OTHER WOMAN MAY BE Stranger: then how dare you insult other woman if u dont know her You: THOU ART MAKING ME THINK AGAIN You: YES You: PERHAPS YOU ARE RIGHT You: PERHAPS Stranger: idiot You: THAT WAS ONLY A FRIEND OF HER You: I SHALL KEEP THAT IN MIND You: I SEEK APOLOGY FROM YOU You: THE EXHALTED ONE IS TIRED You: AND WEARY OF HIS QUEST You: YOUR HIGHNESS CANNOT THINK PROPERLY You: AND CRITICALLY You: AGAIN, You: PARDON THE EXHALTED ONE Stranger: um... Stranger: may i ask if u go to high school? You: IT SEEMS, SHE WAS USING You: A KODAK BRANDED You: IMAGE CAPTURING DEVICE You: THAT NARROWS DOWN MY SEARCH You: AH! You: BUT THAT INFORMATION IS USELESS HERE You: IN OMEGLE Stranger: i'm not sure if ur joking Stranger: but waiting for a girl online is stupid You: I DO NOT JOKE.. Stranger: if she really wants to know you Stranger: she'd tell ou her name first You: I AM WEARY AND HEARTBROKEN You: I HAD NOT THOUGHT ABOUT THAT Stranger: then get real You: ALL I HAVE NOW You: IS A PICTURE OF HER AND THAT OTHER GIRL You: AND 2 IMAGES OF HER BOSOM Stranger: how long have you two been chatting? Stranger: couple hours? Stranger: oh... You: IT SEEMS SO You: BUT THE EVIL THAT IS OMEGLE Stranger: and shedidnt tell u her name You: IMPLODED OUR CONNECTION Stranger: she sent you 3 pictures You: THAT WAS BECAUSE I REFUSED TO TELL MINE Stranger: and 2 of them are breast? You: FOR I ADDRESS MYSELF You: AS YOUR HIGHNESS You: AND THE EXHALTED ONE You: BOTH NEEDS NO NAME You: AND YES, You: THE IMAGES WERE OF HER BOSOMS Stranger: i think she tried to get laid Stranger: or teasing Stranger: that picture of her and other woman might not be herself You: YOU SEEM TO BE CALM You: AND THINK LOGICALLY Stranger: ofcourse i am Stranger: you are not You: WHILE AT THE SAME TIME RESPECTING YOUR HIGHNESS You: YOU IMPRESS ME PEASANT You: YOU REALLY DO Stranger: ...... You: TELL ME, WHAT IS YOUR NAME You: O' STRANGER Stranger: is this a joke? Stranger: do u make up stories ? You: NAY THIS IS NOT You: WAIT, I HAD FOUND A FLAW IN HER PREMISE You: THE PICTURE OF HER You: AND HER FRIEND You: WAS CAPTURED WITH A DEVICE BRANDED KODAK You: BUT THE BOSOMS WERE CAPTURED BY Stranger: u said that You: A DEVICE BRANDED CANON IXUS You: AHAH! Stranger: and u also said it was useless Stranger: oh Stranger: so? You: IT SEEMS SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN LYING TO ME ALL ALONG You: THOSE TWO SITUATIONS WERE OF DIFFERENT TIMES You: AND SPACES Stranger: might be, but two brands didnt prove anything You: SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN WITH SOMEONE You: AND STRIPPED You: AND TOOK ANOTHER IMAGE WITH SOMEONE Stranger: that picture with another woman might be taken by her friend's camera You: ELSE'S CAMERA You: THAT MEANS SHE IS NOT LOYAL Stranger: mmm. Stranger: ..... You: AND IS WILLING TO STRIP FOR ANYONE ELSE EXCEPT ME You: THAT CAMERA VARIABLE PROVES Stranger: you stupid? u just knew her on internet You: THAT HER PREMISE WAS FLAWED.. Stranger: how was she supposed to be loyal to you? You: THE EXHALTED ONE IS HEARTBROKEN You: I TRIED TO TELL MYSELF You: AND LIE You: THAT SHE WOULD BE DIFFERENT You: BUT NAY, You: SHE WAS THE SAME You: I NOW HAVE 2 CHOICES You: EITHER TO CONTINUE MY CAMPAIGN You: AND SEEK HER, You: AND HER JUSTICE AND TRUTH You: OR ABANDON THE CAMPAIGN Stranger: what did u two talk about? You: LOG OFF, AND CONTINUE MY RULING IN MY KINGDOM You: AH, WE HAD TALKED LONG AND A LOT Stranger: only a couple hours you have fallen love with her? You: TELL ME, WHAT AGE ARE YOU NOW Stranger: only if u tell me first Stranger: why should i then? i dont even know if ur real You: FINE THEN, A DUEL You: TRIFORCE, AND PROVE THAT You: THOU ART NAY A NEWFAG Stranger: you maybe some crazy pervert on internet making up stories to get stupid girls Stranger: by the way i hate shakespear You: ▲ ▲▲ You: I HAD WON THE DUEL Stranger: the duel? You: FOR THE TRIFORCE WAS MINE TO PRESENT FIRST You: REFER TO THAT FEW LINES ABOVE YOU You: CAN YOU NOT SEE You: THE TRIANGLES, IN A PERFECT FORMATION You: THAT WAS HOW SHE WAS CAPTIVATED BY ME You: IT FELT NICE, You: I HAD FELT REALLY NICE Stranger: what about the triangle? You: BUT THE CONNECTION IMPLODED You: WHAT ABOUT THE TRIANGLE?. You: YOU ASK?. Stranger: i can make it too You: THEN MAKE ONE Stranger: ^ ^ ^ Stranger: ^ ^ ^ Stranger: never mind You: YOU FAILED ME.. You: OR PERHAPS You: YOU SEEK THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE TRIFORCE?. You: THOU HAD BEEN A GREAT COMPANY OF ME You: I SHALL PASS DOWN THE KNOWLEDGE TO YOU You: THAT IS, BY YOUR CONSENT You: FAIR PEASANT Stranger: ..... Stranger: can u talk normally? Stranger: i said i hate shakespear Stranger: i just got dumped Stranger: i need to talk to someone Stranger: if u cant talk normally Stranger: i'm going to log off You: OH, YOU HAD BEEN A GREAT COMPANY TO ME You: WAIT Stranger: u still ther? You: YOU MAY You: EXPRESS TO ME Stranger: ......... You: FOR I CANNOT STOP TALKING LIKE THIS You: I MIGHT CRAMP MY STYLE Stranger: hahaha why not? You: BECAUSE You: ... You: I You: I DO NOT KNOW You: I HAD BEEN TALKING LIKE THIS You: SINCE A FEW HOURS You: I HAD GROWN A SHAKESPEARE IN ME You: AND MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON SEEMS TO BE BROKEN You: WILL IT MAKE ME LOOK STUPID, You: IF I HAD STOPPED TALKING LIKE THIS ALL OF A SUDDEN?. You: AND BECOME A NORMAL GUY ONCE MORE? You: NO NO, DARN YOU CONNECTION You: DO NOT IMPLODE AGAIN! You: okay okay, You: hey, u there?. Connection imploded. or send us feedback. FFFFUUUUUUU- This post has been edited by penmarker: Apr 13 2009, 08:08 AM
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penmarker	Apr 15 2009, 08:08 PM Return to original view \| Post #10
Look at all my stars!! Senior Member 2,017 posts Joined: Jun 2007	» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: good evening class Stranger: where do u come from You: today we'll look into the history of the Post-Modern literature You: yes, questions?. Stranger: good morning ,Mr UNknow Stranger: then what is Post-Modern literature You: well im glad you asked You: if you could be so kind as to not interrupt You: my lecture?. Stranger: what is the difference beteeen Post-Modern literature and modern lit Stranger: f*** You: haha, You: patience young blood You: you remind me of back in '64 Stranger: i dont like the way u teach You: now, Stranger: ur? You: post modern and modern literature are 2 not so major You: things You: how you interpret them are different You: for instance, Stranger: sorry, u got me You: Vincent Van Gogh, You: yes, anything you would like to share in class? Stranger: i konw him You: okay, and You: what other details can you give You: to support your claim?. Stranger: Vincent Van Gogh was my grand grand father You: ooh really>? Stranger: yeap You: so you're a russian descendant i presume? Stranger: maybe, i am not sure.my father told me You: that is very interesting You: so, your lineage, Stranger: i got some paintings not knowing to the world in hand You: have you ever attempted to trace them? Stranger: people say my father is crazy You: haha, You: most artists You: and creative minded people are You: in fact, vincent had his ears cut out Stranger: they dont believe my father and family You: by himself, You: and handed them over to his lover Stranger: a little crazy You: later he kills himself over a piece of art You: that he had completed You: the title was You: wait, i forgot Stranger: come on,MR unknow Stranger: go ahead with you classes You: hmm, You: seems we have a bit of a shortage You: in students You: no matter then, Stranger: yeap You: now, who can define art? You: anyone? You: ookay, You: you, gentleman with the glasses You: green sweatshirts You: aah, yes yes you, You: nope? no takers?. You: okay2 You: art, Stranger: en Stranger: is what You: is a representation of the artist itself You: the manipulation of his or her surroundings You: into a form of assemblage You: or composition You: that he or she wants You: no matter how timid You: no matter how crave You: *brave You: no matter, You: what You: as it was created, Stranger: i agree to the most You: good for you young man, You: say, i've never came across you in any of my lectures You: are you newly registered? Stranger: sorry ,i have to go to the restroom for a second Stranger: yes You: ah, ookay, you remind me of that note the principal handed over to me You: lets see now.. You: so, Mr.. You: shawn koeveacs?. Stranger: not so familiar with the circumstances Stranger: call me ruan Stranger: Mr Ruan You: no no, no worries, i'll just update your name in the attendance and grading list You: it seems that the system havent been quite itself lately, Stranger: sorry ,busy You: just 3 days ago, You: i went to an art exhibition in san fran You: and it was like nothing i have seen before You: the artist, of italian lineage Stranger: sorry, u are very interesting You: Joan L'pieRre, Stranger: but i hve to go now You: had managed You: oh, leaving so soon?. Stranger: u leave u MSN? You: okay, i've updated you in the attendance list You: pardon?. You: its quite Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. i has art student.
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penmarker	Apr 16 2009, 12:06 AM Return to original view \| Post #11
Look at all my stars!! Senior Member 2,017 posts Joined: Jun 2007	QUOTE(patapon-pon @ Apr 15 2009, 11:45 PM) art student is so overated! no i mean, i got a student in there. u know.. like in class.. and teaching him.. never mind...
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penmarker	Apr 16 2009, 02:39 AM Return to original view \| Post #12
Look at all my stars!! Senior Member 2,017 posts Joined: Jun 2007	» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: sup You: sup... You: im tired, and weary.. Stranger: i smell up dog Stranger: .. Stranger: get the clue? You: i wont ask "whats up dog" You: hell Stranger: dude come on You: why dont you send me that comic strip Stranger: are you a negro You: no You: are you jewish Stranger: my fish is Stranger: he's a gayfish You: sup /b/ Stranger: cause he likes fishsticks Stranger: nothing really Stranger: ANSWER ME ALREADY You: okay okay You: sigh You: whats up dog?. Stranger: nothing really Stranger: how's it hanging bro? You: i've been Stranger: been what You: pasting this copied phrase You: to everyone in omegle You: are you 18/female/sweden? You: looking for that girl back. You: we were talking Stranger: loller You: and the f**in connection You: imploded Stranger: dude there aren't any females on the internets You: there are You: they snuck out from the kitchen Stranger: Stranger: isn't that illegal Stranger: anyways You: knock knock Stranger: how do you know that girl was a girl Stranger: it could also have been a guy Stranger: or a dog Stranger: who's there You: or a guy, acting as a dog playing as a girl Stranger: A GAYFISH Stranger: hahahaha You: "boo" Stranger: screaam You: no, that was my answer from your 'who's there' Stranger: fail You: come on You: knock knock Stranger: who's there You: boo Stranger: scream You: wtfish Stranger: ? You: boo Stranger: don;t you fuking schream when someone says Stranger: omfg Stranger: there you said it again Stranger: i have to scream now Stranger: scream You: you're supposed to ask me back You: i say knock knock You: you say who's there You: i say rat You: you say rat who You: i say rattatouille Stranger: boo who You: oh dont cry. Stranger: boo who Stranger: boowho Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: douchebag You: i cannot You: stop You: laufghing You: laughinf You: laughing Stranger: i have that problem too Stranger: i cants stop farting Stranger: heh You: contain it Stranger: leik really anoying Stranger: then it just slips out you know You: wear a plastic bag as your underwear Stranger: Stranger: You: after some time, take it out, seal it Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: that's great Stranger: thanks man You: give it to someone as souveneir Stranger: even my doctor didnt think of that You: your doctor's a nigger? Stranger: no You: jewish? Stranger: niggers dont study Stranger: hes my father Stranger: and my grandpa Stranger: you see. You: no i cant Stranger: my father fed his daughter Stranger: which makes him my father Stranger: and my grandpa Stranger: you see? Stranger: my mum is my sister Stranger: kind of Stranger: but we never speak about it Stranger: he's also my dentist and couch Stranger: that's how we roll in taxis Stranger: taxes Stranger: f* Stranger: we don't roll in taxi's Stranger: texis Stranger: you know You: i know tetris Stranger: texas Stranger: ye Stranger: you spell it texas You: tetris Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
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penmarker	Aug 27 2010, 03:04 AM Return to original view \| Post #13
Look at all my stars!! Senior Member 2,017 posts Joined: Jun 2007	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: TO THE ENDS OF THE WORLDS Stranger: asl You: PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME You: FOR I LOVE YOUR SMILE You: OH BE MINE Stranger: http://www.mynews.in/News/dailyimage/news/...0Babu-big-1.jpg You: BE MY JULIET You: NAY You: I SHANT BE MOVED BY PETTY LOOKS Stranger: how is it You: FOR THY BEAUTY IS SKIN DEEP You: MY LOVE Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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