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You: hi
Stranger: Hey,Are you a SB?
You: SB?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: I have seen many SB here
You: wads dat?
Stranger: Sex boy
You: ooo yeah
Stranger: YO~~~
You: so wad u wan?
Stranger: I like real SB~~
You: u r gay, am i right?
Stranger: .....
Stranger: I'm a real man~~
You: and why would you wan sex boys for??
Stranger: Ok~tell the truth~Have you ever watched Japanese Sex movie
You: everytime
Stranger: Wow~~
You: wads wrong with that?
Stranger: Do you have some?
You: i only stream in HD
Stranger: sleep.gif
Stranger: Real SB
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Stranger: kankerlijer
You: HELLO !!
Stranger: hello
You: wtf is that language?
Stranger: country ?
Stranger: usa ?
Stranger: china ?
You: nigeria
You: imma nigger
Stranger: :D:D:D
You: u?
Stranger: A SCAMMER !!
Stranger: holland
You: YES !!
You: i made a billion US$ last week !!
Stranger: are you gonna scam me ?
Stranger: $$$$$$$$
You: gimme ur email add
You: i have a fortune to give out
You: want?
Stranger: henkie@guerrillamailblock.com
Stranger: please
You: waitasec
You: that is an anti spam email
Stranger:
Stranger: please send
You: u wan your share of 500,000 euro?
You: i ahev the cash on hand
You: bank account pl0x
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You: well hi thar !
Stranger: i don't understand
You: wad do u understand?
Stranger: ? what where're you from ?
You: nigeria
You: imma nigger
Stranger: I'm from China
Stranger: you know ?
You: agian????????

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You: Hi there
Stranger: hi
You: I'm jessie
Stranger: how r u
You: fine
You: and feeling naughty
Stranger: where r u from
Stranger: ok,but where r u from
You: new york
Stranger: cool
You: a/s/l
Stranger: Im from Poland,20,man
You: nice place
Stranger: NY must be amazing
You: yeah
You: its great
You: do u have a boyfriend?
Stranger: how old r u ?
You: 16
Stranger: I dont xD Im a guy
You: oo
You: my bad
You: a girlfriend
You: XD
Stranger: do u have a bf ?
You: used to have
You: they all left me
Stranger: Im sorry
Stranger: I have a gf
You: they say i suck at sex
You: =(
You: lucky u
Stranger: just beacause of that ??
You: yeah
You: they all wan me for sex
You: dunno why
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you r only 16
You: yeah
You: i had ,like,6 boyfriends
Stranger: its many
You: u think so?
Stranger: yes
You: :|
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: I have and had only 1
You: no sex?
Stranger: and want to be with her forever
Stranger: yes
Stranger: we have
You: how i envy you
Stranger: why ?
You: damn biys here only wan me for sex
You: boys*
Stranger: I know such boys
You: r u 1 of them?
Stranger: Im a guy I know what they want xD
You: u must be like them !!
Stranger: for now Im not
You: now?
You: later?
Stranger: I wont leave
Stranger: until she leaves
Stranger: thats my rule xD
You: i see
You: XD
You: gtg

site down

You: hi
Stranger: No you can't 'coz you don't know.
You: bye
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: o0o
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: a/s/l
Stranger: 19,male,norway
You: wow
You: norwegian
You: hoho
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: a/s/l
Stranger: where are you from？
You: u first
Stranger: why。。。
You: because I asked first
You: u are from china
Stranger: why you know。。。
You: cuz u noob
You: an di pro
You: and i pro
Stranger: 虾米啊。。
Stranger: 我汗。。
You: hokkien?
Stranger: what??
You: u r a chinese man
Stranger: nono
Stranger: i am girl
You: proof it
You: pics
Stranger: where are you from？
You: kazazkatahakan
Stranger: ?
You: its in asia
Stranger: 不要搞了。。你也是中国人？？
You: no no no
You: i am from kazazkatahakan
Stranger: 不是怎么看得懂。。
You: i take chinese class
Stranger: nono。。。
Stranger: 天涯的。。
You: kazazkatahakan offer chinese education
You: we like u chinese!!
Stranger: 亚洲没这地方
You: its a very very very small country
You: google dont have
Stranger: 。。。。。。。。。。
You: we are near china, thats why we like chinese
Stranger: 乱说。。
You: it is real
Stranger: 不说算了~~哼~~换个玩玩~~
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: a/s/l
Stranger: how r u
You: a/s/l
Stranger: what do u mean by that?
You: age/sex/location
Stranger: i see
You: u?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: male
Stranger: Asia
Stranger: and u?
You: 16/female/china
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I'm in BJ
You: BJ?
Stranger: right!
You: blow job?
Stranger: Beijing！
You: oh
You: u got girlfriend?
Stranger: I have had one
You: now?
You: do u fap?
Stranger: single
You: ooOoo
Stranger: where r u?
You: nin jing
Stranger: ?
You: nan jing
Stranger: never heard of this place!
Stranger: i see
You: type wrong !!!!
You: do u fap?
Stranger: fine
You: .
Stranger: what do u mean?
Stranger: by saying that?
You: wad?
You: wad did i say?
Stranger: yeah
You: ???
Stranger: what did u mean by the word "fap"
Stranger: i did not get ti
Stranger: i did not get it
You: mastubate
You: u know
You: da fei ji
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sometimes
You: where do u see girls?
Stranger: videos
You: from wad site?
Stranger: rarele
Stranger: rarely
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You will never get bored of this, really !

Let's do a challenge.

Use this word -> vanakkam

See how long before u get dc-ed

As in how many chats. Or sentence in between.

My best attempt. See the poem he gave me.

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You: vanakkam
Stranger: hi
You: vanakkam
Stranger: hi
You: vanakkam
Stranger: oh!you are brother chun !!!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: brother chun ,you are a real man!!!!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: yes!yes!real man!!you know,your blood!!!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: your blood is made of iron!!!!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: brother chun,I chongbai you!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: can you qian one name for me?
You: vanakkam
Stranger: if you want to say "yes",please send"vanakkam" to me ,ok?
You: vanakkam
Stranger: oh!god!thank you!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: and,I hope that one day,you may go to malegebi to have a travel!There have many caoni horse!
Stranger: very cute!!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: ok??welcome!!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: and,I want to send a poem to you,may I？
You: vanakkam
Stranger: wait ,please
You: vanakkam
Stranger: Spring elder brother pure men! Blood and iron real man! People's good brothers! Father good son! On the fist can the standing person, on the arm be able to gallop on horseback! A night of imperial ten female gun, the chrysanthemum hundred awe-stricken looks were still not but actually red!
You: vanakkam
Stranger: In our country,it is:春の兄の纯粋な夫!鉄血の本当の男! 人民の良い兄弟!父のよい息子! こぶしの上で人に立つことができて、腕の上で马を走らせることができます! 夜の御10女性の铳なんと、キクの花の百が色に戦うのは依然として赤いです!
Stranger: bye!
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not bad..but every sentence is and must be vanakkam

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You: vanakkam
Stranger: jjjj
You: vanakkam
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You: vanakkam
Stranger: hi
You: vanakkam
Stranger: where are you come from？
You: vanakkam
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Added on April 11, 2009, 8:43 pmConnecting to server...
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Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
You: vanakkam
Stranger: ？
Stranger: what？
You: vanakkam
Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
You: vanakkam
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This post has been edited by ericmaxman: Apr 11 2009, 08:43 PM

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Stranger: hi\
You: vanakkam
Stranger: hihihi
You: vanakkam
Stranger: Can you speak English?
You: vanakkam
Stranger: f***
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Stranger: hi
You: 598n458973485nc y4c5
Stranger: what?
You: 5c73478c58934c n5
Stranger: i can not understand
You: 456734 vn895789 bn589 7b68957 896n8945 76y
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Stranger: hi
You: vanakkam
Stranger: can you speak English ?
You: vanakkam
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moar !!!

Will do !