here is mine:

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You: hi
You: if ur a /b/tard report in NOW
Stranger: hi honey
Stranger: what?
You: because i am
Stranger: what is that
You: who the f*** are u calling honey motherf***er?
Stranger: u
Stranger: r u from planetrenders?
You: no
You: i have a test for u
Stranger: sure
You: if u managed to answer this correctly
You: u win 1 internetz
You: are u ready?
Stranger: okay
You: ARE U READY TO ROCK?
Stranger: ok
You: here is the question
You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: what?
You: EKKK
You: wrong answer buddy
You: i guess u failed
You: u failed urself
You: u failed 4chan
You: u failed /b/
You: u failed heath ledger
You: u failed the dark knight
Stranger: i dont give a f*** about dar knight
You: i guess its save to say u could an hero nao!
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: r u a homo?
Stranger: I laugh at you
You: i spit at u
Stranger: where did you come from ?
You: the internet
Stranger: eww
You: thats what ur mom said
You: just before i banged her
Stranger: do u like fried chicken?
You: dude
You: old memes are old
You: niggers are so old!!!111
Stranger: whats a meme?
You: ask ur mom
You: she know
You: knows*
Stranger: do you have a hefty meatrod?
You: ill tell u
You: if u can answer this
You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: no
You: EEKKKK
You: wrong answer again buddy
Stranger: let me be a jockey
Stranger: and ride you
You: what do they call a rider of the rider?
You: ill be that
Stranger: I fap off with dead babies...
You: dude
You: I EAT DEAD BABIES
Stranger: horny?
You: answer the question correctly 1st
You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
You: ZOMG MAN
You: ZOMG!!!!!!!11111ONEONEONEONESATUSATU
You: UR THE 1ST EVER MOTHERf***ER TO EVER ANSWER THIS f***ED UP QUESTION CORRECTLY
You: THEREFORE MY TRUE /b/TARD
You: U WIN 10 INTERNETZ
You: U ARE MADE OF WIN SIR
You: this shit is epic
Stranger: thanks honey
You: who the f*** are u calling honey motherf***er?
Stranger: humm... i have some pics of me here
Stranger: i thought maybe we could trade naked pics
Stranger: what do you think?
You: HURRRR.. im a retard... DURRR...
Stranger: you are a girl right ?
You: HURRR.. no girls on the internet remember?... DURRR
Stranger: im a starfish
You: hi patrick
Stranger: BY STATE LAW I AM SUPPOSE TO TELL YOU THAT I AM 53 AND A REGISTERED PEDOPHILE PRIOR TO ANY CONVERSATION I HAVE VIA INSTANT MSG, EMAIL, ETC
You: OLD SHIT IS OLD DUDE
You: come up with sumthing new
You: im getting kinda bored nao
You: click the disconnect button dude
You: im not gonna lose this one
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the most epic and retarded conversation i had in omegle,

here i am again, but this time with less epic-ness..

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl plese
You: over 9000/yes please/ the internet
You: u?
Stranger: ...?
Stranger: what's mean
You: mean is an average number of the sample size, n
You: my turn to ask u a question
You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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AWWWWWWW, he gave up..

again, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

the answer: I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

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Stranger: hi
You: WAT
Stranger: cyber?
You: WAT
Stranger: hi
You: WAT
Stranger: ur a freak
You: cool story bro...
Stranger: lol
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super cool story bro...