You: DAD IS THAT YOU
Stranger: YES DARLING, I AM YOUR DADDY
You: omg
You: it is u
You: save me please
Stranger: No, f*** off. I don't love you.
You: but u f***ed my mom
Stranger: I didn't
You: u did
Stranger: I f***ed the dog.
You: my mom is a b****!
You: and im son of a b**** now
Stranger: Are you a dog too?
You: but seriously dad, im half dog half bull
You: my mom is a dog... which means u..
Stranger: I'm not a human.
You: obviously
Stranger: I'm a sandwhich not a human.
Stranger: amg
You: u can be a human sandwhich if u want to
Stranger: But I don't want to.
You: oh wait... my mom told me once not to talk to strangers.. are u a stranger?
Stranger: No, I'm your friend.
You: gimme some money then, friends gives money awayu
Stranger: But I'm a hobo
You: thats okay
You: dont come and save me then
Stranger: Why should I save you?
You: coz ure my dad
Stranger: I have to admit something....I'M NOT YOUR DAD
You: omg....
You: where is him then?
Stranger: but I love you
You: u can love me but u gotta be my dad 1st
Stranger: I'm not your f***in dad.
You: u are
You: i know u are
You: just admit it
Stranger: But...I'm your mum.
You: wheres dad?
You: he told me u ran away with his money 15 years ago
Stranger: wha...you confused me. WHO AM I?
You: ure my mum
Stranger: and who are you?
You: im miley cyrus
Stranger: You're a whore. No darling, I'm not your mum.
You: comeon
You: u cant just ditch me