Sad. 

Nice conversations always turn... sour... as soon as stranger ask "Where you from?" And reply "Malaysia".



Dunno why.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: DAD?
Stranger: ima tarzan
Stranger: son?
You: I'm glad to meet you back!
Stranger: *hugs
You: dad you're stinky
Stranger: i know ima tarzan now
Stranger: there aint no shower in the forrest
You: i thought there's a river there?
You: and where's mommy?
Stranger: mommy left me for another ape =(
You: oh...
You: you're suck dad... you lose to an ape
Stranger: apparently hhe's got more hair than me =(
Stranger: i need rogaine
Stranger: u got rogaine
You: no
Stranger: fedex it to me
You: but i got a solution to solve ur problem
You: just cut all it hairs
Stranger: ah u're a genius son!
You: Well, i'm the son of the tarzan =D
Stranger: i love ya son
Stranger: well i gtg and cut that damn ape's hair
Stranger: oooo o ooooOAoaOAooAOoa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.