INSIDER NEWS :
THIS IS A FRIEND OF MINE WHO IS AN OFFICER AND PARTICIPATED IN THE KEDAH DRAFT GUIDELINES MEETING.....
HAHAHAHHAHA...HAHAHHAHAHHA.....
SORRY.....cannot stop laughing lah!!!......hahahaha...
This what he told me the actual story that happened to our Blogger, Harry, in the meeting.
Three days ago, all the exco's in kedah already know who is Harry and about his stupid idea of Theoretically this..practically that.....
SO, THEY TOLD THEIR BOSS :
ALL : BOSS, ORANG BODOH ITU..BETUL BETUL MAU JEMPUT DIA MARI CAKAP DEKAT MEETING KAH ??
BOSS : HAI...KITA SUDAH KASI DIA OFFICIAL JEMPUTAN...SAYA PUN TAK TAU SIAPA YANG JEMPUT DIA, SAYA PUNYA KAKITANGAN KEMUNGKINAN SUDAH SILAP KALI INI..TAK ADA BAIK LAH...SUDAH PANGGIL BIAR DIA MARI, DIA HARUS AKAN CAKAP SELAMA 20 MINUTES...HALF WAY PANGGIL DIA TURUN LAH.
ALL : AI YO!!!....INI MACAM BANYAK SUFFERING LAH !!!..
thats why harry mentioned in his blog his presentation time is been shorten !..
"I was not very pleased to be given a note to cut short my talk from 20 minutes to 10 minutes.
What can I talk for 10 minutes.
What I did was to rush on each topic."quoted from harry blog.
"Hj Aziz of GEM was also there with David Lim of Sungai Patani. They were not officially invited but make their way in via the back door I guessed." Quoted from Harry blog.
Soh Loh !!!!....You want to see the official letter of invitation for both Haji and Mr David Lim or not ??
Where are you before the meeting start ??.....Why Mr David Lim never see you....Mr David Lim is in the Kedah MB Room discussion. "Hj Noran, the head of Kedah PBT came to congratulate me for the short talk and he said that what I have done is good for the state."
THIS IS THE KILLER !!!!....
HAHAHAHAHHAHA.....
CANNOT STOP LIAO !!!....AHAHHAHAHHAHA...
HAHAHAHHAA.....
MY FRIEND TOLD ME WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IS Hj Noran told him face blank that ` NASIB BAIK YOU TAK ADA CAKAP APA APA YANG LAMPAU !!! KALAU TIDAK SEMUA SUDAH MAU HxxTxx YOU !!!! '...
OMG.....
HARRY, YOU ARE MY IDOL LAH!!!
YOU SHOULD GO WRITE A BOOK AND BECOMES BEST SELLER AND EARN BILLIONS...
THIS IS NOT THE END....HAHAHHAHAHHA...
"During my meeting with him he mentioned about the problems that Kedah Excos are facing with Swiftlet Farming Industries." Quoted from Harry blog.
HAHAHA...
WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IS...SINCE ALL EXCO ALREADY KNOW THIS JOKER HARRY...SO NO ONE WANTS TO NEAR HIM AND WASTING TIME WITH HIM DURING LUNCH TIME....SO ALL THE EXCO'S SIT IN ONE TABLE WHILE OUR MR DAVID LIM HAD TO DISCUSS SOMETHING WITH OTHER GOVT OFFICERS... OUR HARRY GOT NOTHING TO DO...THEN HE SAW ONE EXCO SITTING IN OTHER TABLE...SO HE QUICKLY GRAB THE OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE A CHAT THE EXCO LAH...
HAHHAHA..
TURN OUT, THIS EXCO, HAS A NICKNAME , ` THE TREE ' ....IN CHINESE ` AH SU '....BECAUSE...HE IS A URUT KAKI GUY LAST TIME, AND NOT THAT WELL VERSE IN BOTH BAHASA OR ENGLISH....SO THEY ALL CALL HIM `THE TREE'...AND THIS AH SU ALSO DON'T KNOW WHO IS HARRY...
SO WHEN HARRY APPROACHED HIM....HE IS SO DELIGHTED AND HAVE A LONG CHAT WITH HARRY LAH!!!.....
AND OUR HARRY THINK HE `CHAP DO BO '....WAH....VERY ACTCY....SPEAK WITH EXCO WOH!!!.....
EVEN MORE STUNNING....WHEN MY FRIEND CHAT WITH DR REDUAN,
FRIEND : DR, WHY YOU GO N INVITE HARRY COME TO THE MEETING?
DR REDUAN : WHO SAID I INVITE HIM?...I AM SURPRISED WHY HE IS IN THE MEETING ??
FRIEND : NO!!!...U GO TO HIS BLOG!! HE SAID YOU RECOMMEND N INVITE HIM !!!!
DR REDUAN : WHAT ???.....NO!!!!..
BEST JOKE FOR THE YEAR OF COW !!!.....