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 Malaysian Racist Jokes (not religion), For mamak sharing, share here

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Vorador
post Sep 27 2007, 09:20 AM

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Redirect from Malaysian's uncycloppedia: (Actually I saw this somewhere before the uncyclopedia, so it's not origin from that page)

In Malaysia...

If you're not lazy, you're not Malay,
If you're not greedy, you're not Chinese,
If you don't get drunk every night, you're not Indian~~~

Vorador
post Sep 28 2007, 11:25 AM

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QUOTE(Kusa @ Sep 28 2007, 03:53 AM)


Q: When a Malay guy marries a Chinese/Punjabi mix girl, what will their child be?
A: A Mah Chi Bai.


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OMG this one made me burst out in office, OMG ! rclxms.gif rclxms.gif
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post Oct 12 2007, 04:37 PM

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QUOTE(Holyboyz @ Oct 10 2007, 12:29 PM)
Heres a few  more! once more no offence
When a Malay and an Indian is in a car whos driving?

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What is Yellow out side black inside and funny!

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2 Malay guys jump off a cliff who reaches the bottom and dies first?

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What do u do when u see a Malay with half a face?

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A Malay person on the moon is a called?

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A group or Malay people on the moon is called?

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The entire Malay population on the moon is called?

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An Indian under the ocean

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The entire Indian population under the ocean

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If these offends anyone at all ill take them down on the spot
ty for reading  wink.gif
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Man I cannot stop laughing for this joke !
Vorador
post Oct 23 2007, 11:36 PM

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Copy from another website:

In Malaysia,

If it's a Malay problem, it's a national problem.

If it's a Chinese problem, it's a racial problem.

If it's an Indian problem, cheers, it's not a problem! whistling.gif (Nooooo pmrobulem lar, machaaa~)

This post has been edited by Vorador: Oct 23 2007, 11:39 PM

 

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