i got one that i heard frm my father...

hope u guys find it funny...

LAST TIME... CHINESE, MALAY, INDIANS IN MALAYSIA ARE BLACK IN COLOUR, DARK SKIN.

So one day, GOD decided that he should put in some different colours to all the races.

HE said, "People, there is a magic water in a swimming pool 100 meters ahead of you. In 20 seconds, the water will dry up. So run as fast as u can towards the swimming pool and use the magic water to wash ur skin."

So all races sent out a representative. Chinese one person, Malay one person and Indian one person.

God said, "GO!" and all 3 of the representative started racing towards the swimming pool.

The chinese arrive in 10 seconds, so he strated brushing his skin with the water. (There was still a lot of water)

The Malay arrive in 15 seconds, and he too started washing his skin. (Water is less, but still got 5 seconds before all water is dried)

The Indian arrive in 19 seconds and quickly jumped into the pool. (left abit of water)

So at the 20th second, GOD take a look at all 3 representative.

The chinese is fair, coz he had 10 seconds to wash his skin before the water dry up.

The malay still quite fair, coz he only had 5 seconds to wash his skin.

The indian landed in the swimming pool with ONLY his hands and feet touching the water so they are black everywhere except on their palms and feet.

THAT IS WHY TODAY, THE INDIANS NATURALLY RUN FREAKING FAST!!