QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Oct 4 2010, 10:31 PM)
joke not found,some1 enlighten me plzRelationship Joke
Relationship Joke
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Oct 12 2010, 05:39 PM
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Oct 12 2010, 07:26 PM
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Oct 12 2010, 11:16 PM
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An insane man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass"
The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look". "F*ck me!!" says the doctor " what could have made a hole as big as that?" Patient replies I've been f*cked by an elephant". The doctor says "An elephants pen1s is long and thin, this hole is enormous". Patient replies "He fingered me first". |
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Oct 12 2010, 11:50 PM
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more liek he trunked him lol
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Oct 13 2010, 02:18 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Oct 12 2010, 11:16 PM) An insane man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass" LOL...The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look". "F*ck me!!" says the doctor " what could have made a hole as big as that?" Patient replies I've been f*cked by an elephant". The doctor says "An elephants pen1s is long and thin, this hole is enormous". Patient replies "He fingered me first". |
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Oct 14 2010, 12:17 PM
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Voodoo d1ck
A young woman's husband was going on a business trip for a week, with her not being the kind of woman to stray, she asked her husband to get her a toy to play with while he was away. Without any hesitation her husband drove to Ann Summers and picked out the first toy he could find. When he got back his wife tried it out and said to her husband that the toy he had bought didn't satisfy her as much as he did. While obviously taking this as a compliment he went back to Ann Summers and with the help of a member of staff, picked out a much better toy. Again as she tried the toy out, it did not satisfy her as much as she would like. After another couple of trips to Ann Summers and his wife still not being satisfied, he went back to the shop and told the woman "None of these toys on view are to my wife's needs, have you got anything in the back that could do the job?" "Come into the back, i might have just the thing!" "This, is the 'Voodoo d***'... Watch this!....'Voodoo d***', the door!" she shouts. Almost immediately the toy jumps off the table and flies towards the door, and after 2 minutes the door falls off the hinges. "Perfect! This should do the trick" he says So off he goes home to his wife and explains how the toy starts, then leaves for his trip knowing the toy he has purchased will do the job. Later on that night his wife gets the toy out, puts it on the table and says "Voodoo d***, my p@ssy!" to which the toy jumps off the table and does its job. After half an hour of playing with her toy and the woman clearly satisfied, she attempts to pull the toy out of he ***** and remembers her husband didnt tell her how to stop and remove the 'Voodoo d***'. The woman immediately jumps in her car and heads for the hospital. With the toy still in her ***** and still turned on she is driving erratically over the road. Halfway to the hospital she gets pulled over by the Police. The officer steps out of her car and asks why she is driving like a maniac, to which she replies "I have a Voodoo d*** stuck in my *****!" The officer, clearly in disbelief turns to walk back towards his vehicle and says "Voodoo d*** my arse!"..... This post has been edited by aLittleMisfit: Oct 14 2010, 12:18 PM |
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Oct 14 2010, 05:55 PM
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^sry man...
the moment i saw voodoo d1ck i trus know wat joke ady. sad effects of lurking too much |
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Oct 14 2010, 09:19 PM
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^tell me about it
i just need to read thread title and ready to say 'slowpoke' |
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Oct 14 2010, 11:16 PM
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lame one
Boy: I think you are ABCDEFGHIJK. Girl: What does that mean? Boy: Adorable, beautiful, charming, delightful, elegant, feisty, gorgeous and hot. Girl: And the 'IJK'? Boy: I'm just kidding Added on October 14, 2010, 11:18 pmBoyfriend: Have you heard about that actress thats been stabbed? Cant remember her last name, Reese...? Girlfriend: Witherspoon? Boyfriend: No, with a knife. Added on October 14, 2010, 11:55 pmThere was an awkward silence in Chile after one of the miner's girlfriends suggested they rushed home to have sex, asking "your place or mine" This post has been edited by aLittleMisfit: Oct 14 2010, 11:55 PM |
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Oct 15 2010, 10:55 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Oct 14 2010, 11:16 PM) lame one shitBoy: I think you are ABCDEFGHIJK. Girl: What does that mean? Boy: Adorable, beautiful, charming, delightful, elegant, feisty, gorgeous and hot. Girl: And the 'IJK'? Boy: I'm just kidding Added on October 14, 2010, 11:55 pmThere was an awkward silence in Chile after one of the miner's girlfriends suggested they rushed home to have sex, asking "your place or mine" this two is awesome |
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Oct 16 2010, 12:17 AM
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So I was having sex the other day and I was starting to get tired so I asked the girl to "Get on top".
To which she replied, "You haven't raped many girls before have you?" |
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Oct 17 2010, 03:17 PM
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Just seen this advert on Pornhub: "Learn how to get a 12 inch c0ck by simply ringing this number".
I rung it. A nigger called Leroy answered asking what time he should come round. |
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Oct 18 2010, 04:41 PM
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So, while playing online, I ended up chatting with this chick who was on the same guild.
She asked me if I wanted to "catch up for a drink and may be play some naughty one-on-one games offline". Yeah, right ... like that's going to help me gain XP to level up. |
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Oct 18 2010, 07:26 PM
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hahhahahahaa!! level up!
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Oct 19 2010, 12:13 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Oct 14 2010, 11:16 PM) There was an awkward silence in Chile after one of the miner's girlfriends suggested they rushed home to have sex, asking "your place or mine" QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Oct 17 2010, 03:17 PM) Just seen this advert on Pornhub: "Learn how to get a 12 inch c0ck by simply ringing this number". I rung it. A nigger called Leroy answered asking what time he should come round. QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Oct 18 2010, 04:41 PM) So, while playing online, I ended up chatting with this chick who was on the same guild. fukken lol'd She asked me if I wanted to "catch up for a drink and may be play some naughty one-on-one games offline". Yeah, right ... like that's going to help me gain XP to level up. |
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Oct 19 2010, 09:56 AM
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A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door, she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed. The daughter replied," I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming suond coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed. The daughter replied," I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." A couple of days later, the mother heard the humming sound again, this time coming from the den. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" she asked. He replied," Watching the game with my son-in-law."
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Oct 19 2010, 12:35 PM
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» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « omg! i LOLed so much even tho i dun know wat happnd to the pink ball. hahaha |
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Oct 19 2010, 09:06 PM
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A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world renowned doctor for help. The doctor examines him and says "I've found your problem. Your penis is twelve inches long. It weighs so much that it's pulling on your lungs, causing you to stutter." So he asks, "What's he cure, doc?" The doctor replies, "Well, we have to cut off six inches."
The man is eager to cure his stuttering so he agrees to the operation. The operation is a success, and he stops stuttering. Two months later, the man calls the doctor and tells him that since he's had the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him, and his love life has gone down the tubes. He insists that the doctor do another operation to add the six inches back on. There is silence on the other end of the telephone, so the man repeats, "Hey doc, didn't you hear me? I want my six inches back!" Finally, the doctor responds, "F-f-f-f-f-f-u-c-k y-y-y-y-ou! |
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