trolled for the first time here...dang pink ping pong balls...i lol'ed xD
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Oct 5 2010, 10:30 AM
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damn where is the damn pink ping pong balls
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Oct 5 2010, 01:06 PM
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lol i terbaca the last line while scrolling upwards.. hahaha wat a waste
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Oct 5 2010, 01:54 PM
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wat does this mean? tak paham and unable to LOL for the first time....
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Oct 5 2010, 06:36 PM
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QUOTE(lalachong @ Oct 5 2010, 01:54 PM) wat does this mean? tak paham and unable to LOL for the first time.... It's one of those potong stim jokes haha. Got no punchline, no ending, just leaves u with a WTF expression. |
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Oct 6 2010, 09:56 AM
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QUOTE(gregy @ Oct 5 2010, 06:36 PM) It's one of those potong stim jokes haha. Got no punchline, no ending, just leaves u with a WTF expression. Indeed.WTF expression it is. |
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Oct 6 2010, 10:50 AM
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the last joke somehow reminds me of "better nate than lever" joke
it was posted in jokes heaven quite sometime ago any1 remember tat? |
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Oct 6 2010, 02:44 PM
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QUOTE(CrisisX @ Oct 6 2010, 10:50 AM) the last joke somehow reminds me of "better nate than lever" joke legend has it that no one ever finished reading the joke http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1131725it was posted in jokes heaven quite sometime ago any1 remember tat? |
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Oct 6 2010, 07:43 PM
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hahahahah.. uve always posted short jokes which is funny.. i thought long one would be funnier, but got trolled instead =_=
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Oct 6 2010, 09:02 PM
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1st date 101
Q: "Where do you come from?” Never answer: “Right here”, and point downwards When asking her the question: "Where do you come from?" if She replied jokingly "From my mummy's tummy." Never retort "Doesn't that technically make you a piece of shit?" unless you want to continue singlehood Q: "What do you want in a woman?" Never never answer 'my c0ck' |
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Oct 6 2010, 11:38 PM
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QUOTE(hizperion @ Oct 6 2010, 02:44 PM) legend busted. I read the whole joke today.  |
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Oct 7 2010, 12:54 AM
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QUOTE(eXyzt @ Oct 6 2010, 11:38 PM) legend busted. I read the whole joke today. omg you're the savior! |
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Oct 7 2010, 01:06 AM
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hahahahah
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Oct 7 2010, 11:14 AM
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QUOTE(hizperion @ Oct 6 2010, 02:44 PM) i did read the whole joke last timeit was actually a pretty nice story, if u disregard the ending |
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Oct 7 2010, 02:30 PM
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Fook - Jack killed Nate!
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Oct 7 2010, 08:27 PM
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QUOTE(ik3da @ Oct 7 2010, 02:30 PM) Fook - Jack killed Nate!  |
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 Oct 7 2010, 09:18 PM
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QUOTE(nelson_hew @ Dec 2 2008 @ 06:02 PM) Secret Lover Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement. Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself. Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together. Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class. Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together. Grandpa(the 1st boss wink.gif ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting. Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip. Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip. Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual. Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company. Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement. QUOTE(ziggy87 @ Dec 2 2008, 01:26 PM) sorry but repost repost in same thread? never read before   This post has been edited by BaLs: Oct 7 2010, 09:22 PM |
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Oct 9 2010, 11:16 PM
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During a speedating:
What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths? Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not. And your strengths? I'm Batman. This post has been edited by aLittleMisfit: Oct 11 2010, 02:23 PM |
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Oct 11 2010, 02:24 PM
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My friend's doctor told him that he could not go out all night and get drunk anymore.
He married her. |
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Oct 11 2010, 11:26 PM
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QUOTE(killswitch @ Mar 13 2009, 07:28 AM) thank you aLittleMisfit for this thread LOL  clipped from the overheard section on newspaper "Of course I'm tired, Mum. You kept me up again doing homework well past midnight when you should've been in bed yourself. Dad was well asleep... I'm obviously gonna be an only child.' - from a boy aged about 10  |
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