A choice of swimwear

Howard and his wife Becky are soon going on holiday and are doing some shopping for clothes. As they pass the ladies swimwear department, Becky says to Howard, "Darling, what do you think I should do? It’s been at least 10 years since I last bought any swimwear. I know I’ve put on some weight since then but I do need to buy something new for our holiday. So do you think I should go for a bikini or an all-in-one?"
"I think you should get a bikini," replies Howard, "because I don’t think you would get it all in one."
NOTE: Howard is hoping his black eye will heal before they go on holiday

jus found this joke, i find it quite funny
so, need to tumpang your thread

this poor fellow is working in WTC
on 9/11, he didnt go into work that morning and went to his mistresses' house instead
and had his phone off
he turned it on at around 11:00 and his wife was like "OMFG ARE YOU OKAY WHERE ARE YOU!!???"
he's like "im at the office honey. whats the matter?"
the wife filed a divorce the very next day...

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