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Family problem any one??
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Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American,
"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven ' t even met once."
We call this arranged marriage. I don ' t want to marry a woman whom I don ' t love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."
The American said, Talking about love marriages... I ' ll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father ' s father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father ' s brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father ' s son i.e. my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems........... ??
Gimme a break!

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i think missfits is great

he potong all of your stim

then crack u again with jokes

The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about
his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one
would dispute that. Then he said that they could blindfold him and he
would recognize any animal's skin from its feel and, if he could
locate the bullet hole, he would even tell them what caliber the
bullet was that killed the animal. The hunter said that he was
willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks. So the bet was
on.

They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin.
After feeling it for a few moments, he announced "Bear." Then he felt
the bullet hole and declared, "Shot with a .308 rifle." He was right.
They brought him another skin from someone's car trunk. He took a bit
longer this time and then said, "Elk. Shot with a 7mm Mag rifle. He
was right again. Through the night, he proved his skills again and
again, every time against a round of drinks.

Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind and went to sleep.
The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one huge
black eye. He said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but
not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I
get this black eye?"

His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed, put
your hand down my panties, fiddled around a bit and then loudly
yelled, "Skunk. killed with an axe."

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Added on January 5, 2009, 9:24 pmAfter great sex, my Thai girlfriend lies there stroking my penis. I ask do you want more sex? No, she replies, 'I'm just admiring your cock, I really miss mine!..

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Added on January 5, 2009, 9:27 pmLittle Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doin' there, Timmy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Timmy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Timmy patted down the last heap of earth and replied, "That's because he's inside your f***in' cat!"

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Added on January 5, 2009, 9:34 pmBono and U2 are giving a concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for quiet.
Then, in silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.

Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone ...
"Everytime I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from the back pierces the silence ... "Well, maybe you should stop clapping!"

This post has been edited by PrinceHamsap: Jan 5 2009, 09:34 PM

THREE ENGINEERS

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Three engineers got on a crowded lunchtime bus. They somehow worked their way to the middle of the bus where they found three girls willing to exchange their seats for a place on the guys' laps. After they got settled and had ridden that way for a while, the first girl suddenly asked the gentleman under her whether he might be an electrical engineer.

Surprised, he replied, "Yes, I am! How did you know?"

"Easy," she said. "I'm getting shocked by your soldering iron."

Just a few minutes later, the second girl asked her guy, "Are you a mechanical engineer?"

He said, "Why, yes, ma'am. How did you know that?"

"Simple," she said, "Your piston is scraping my cylinder."

Shortly thereafter, the third girl turned to her fellow and asked, "Are you a civil engineer?"

"I certainly am," he answered. "How could you have known that?"

"Well," she said, "I figured it out as soon as your dam burst and flooded my village."

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Added on January 13, 2009, 11:00 pmREPOST

THE TATTOO

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There once was a couple of newlyweds named John and Wendy. John told his wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo! Wendy agreed and said that would be ok. John did not know what the tattoo should say or where he would put it. So Wendy said, "Well, if you REALLY loved me, you would get my name tattooed on your pecker."

John couldn't back out on that one, so he went to the tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done.

As John was on his way home from the tattoo parlor he saw a rest stop and decided he needed to stop and take a leak. He went to the restroom and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed, that when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible, were the W and the Y.

Suddenly, a big black gentleman steps into the urinal beside John and John accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice that he ALSO had the letters W and Y tattooed.

So John said "Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy too."

The guys looked confused and said, "What makes you think that?"

John replied "Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo -- so you don't have a girlfriend named Wendy?"

The black guys laughed and responded, "No mon, that tattoo says, "Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice daY."

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Added on January 13, 2009, 11:17 pmA bus stopped and two Italian men got on. They sat down together and engaged in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignored them at first, but her attention was galvanized when she heard one of the men become graphic.

"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," said the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

This post has been edited by PrinceHamsap: Jan 13 2009, 11:17 PM

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char lan dou

the women is champion!

serious shit
this is a very good pickup line ...

shit
this two is awesome