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eXyzt
post Aug 15 2007, 11:57 PM

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QUOTE(kamwah @ Aug 15 2007, 11:15 AM)
He is smart
A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant
Demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the
Amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their
Marriage.

While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you
Know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me
Drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that
Start with the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking
Sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from,
And let me know if my request is too demanding of you."

On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note
To the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be
Understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.

Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her
Note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby, I
Didn't realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm
Sorry.

I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the
Bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make
Sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY

2. THURSDAY

3. TODAY

4. TOMORROW

P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you
Upstairs."
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PWNed!!!!!! Should have chosen another letter... like 'S'!!!! biggrin.gif
eXyzt
post Sep 13 2007, 10:26 PM

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you should put that in the riddles thread. smile.gif
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post Apr 13 2010, 03:50 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 12 2010, 09:06 PM)
Great Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Yap.
Great Wife: What is "yap", what is your meaning?
Husband: Love!
Great Wife: Whom do you love?
Husband: You!
Great Wife: No! You better say it clearly.
Husband: Alright.
Great Wife: Hurry up, say quickly! If you do not say today, do not think of sleeping tonight.
Husband: I love you...
Great Wife: This is what you said willingly. I did not force you!
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i don't get this joke... rclxub.gif
eXyzt
post Oct 6 2010, 11:38 PM

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QUOTE(hizperion @ Oct 6 2010, 02:44 PM)
legend has it that no one ever finished reading the joke http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1131725
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legend busted. I read the whole joke today. tongue.gif

 

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