not sure if thats a pigeon bird or pigeon woman

What's a pigeon woman?

try look up in urban dictionary got

Ok haha. Well anyhow, no point debating over semantics. If I had meant pigeon woman I would have said pigeon woman lol...

yea. but still.. how can u.. i dunno lol! D:

During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby.

The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused.

Things looked grim until a tall, well-built black man burst through the crowd and shouted to the women. He said that he was a professional football player and that he could catch the baby safely.

After a few minutes more of reassurances by the man, the mother finally let the child drop.

The football player made a breathtaking catch, and everybody cheered. At that moment the man suddenly raised the child high in the air, spiked it on the ground and yelled,

"TOUCHDOWN!!"

^ROFL

lol gg

lolz, like Ice Age

for those who didnt know how to read with Italian accent,this is the video version

nice joke

haaha~~
nice joke u have there~

hahaha

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"

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Boss no have topics joke?

Guests for dinner!


There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge.

The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

Finnaly finish from page 1 to 107!!!!!!!

too many to read at one go! lol

Searching for the perfect gift for his dear wife who loved animals and birds in particular, a man dropped in to the local pet shop to see if he could come up with an idea. The pet store manager told the man, "I have just the thing you're looking for, a bird named Chet."

Impressed with the look of the bird as the manager pointed out "Chet" on the nearby perch, the man was even more intrigued when the manager pointed out that "Chet" could sing Christmas Carols.

Approaching Chet, the manager took out his lighter and said, "Yes, just listen." As the manager lit his lighter and moved it gently below Chet's right foot the bird immediately broke into "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all..." But then, when the manager moved the lighter below Chet's left foot, the bird switched to "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas, just like the one..."

Astonishment was the only way to describe the husband's reaction and he said, "I'll buy him, what a perfect gift for my dear wife."

Racing home with Chet, the man knew he couldn't keep this wonderful gift from his wife until Christmas day. He presented Chet to her immediately and remarked, "Not only is he a pretty bird, but he sings too, Dearest."

His wife was totally overwhelmed as her husband demonstrated Chet's skill at singing Jingle Bells and White Christmas moving his lighter back and forth between Chet's right and left foot. "What happens if you put the lighter under both his feet at the same time?" asked the man's wife.

"I don't know sweet, let's try it and see."

As the man move his lighter under both of the birds feet they were both surprised when the carol immediately switched to "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..."