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drillz provided since tered is nen nen related some times


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response is exceptionally good! Let's not make this only a rant thread, anyone have any tips/hints, kindly share to all the bro also

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23/7/2016
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Couvade syndrome, also called sympathetic pregnancy, is a proposed condition in which a partner experiences some of the same symptoms and behavior of an expectant mother. These most often include minor weight gain, altered hormone levels, morning nausea, and disturbed sleep patterns.

23/7/2016
This post has been edited by kenji1903: Nov 17 2016, 11:53 AM

mid life crisis affecting men at younger age now ....

so, just go spend the savings on your kids education and just get yourself the pininfarina you deserve

you meant OR?

younger people are more demanding compared to the previous generation... thus get old and leave faster also

lol... reporting in

AND !!!!

you save up millions for your lil princess Harvard Tuition fees ....
after all, you know she will just go there to be knocked up and get merrid to some gwailoh

empty that fund AND get yourself a prancing horse .... (but that also old d lar ... younger gen prefer lembukini anyway)

still waiting for your rant #2

by the way, you and your wife still got go paktor after having kids?

wife some times complain no more personal time... but when see our kid, she forgot about me pula

rupee meh so much, kuli only leh

maybe go married some PRC since they are dem loaded

i might go travel with my wife once my kid graduates and before grandkid(s) come out, maybe a nice couple watch to reward the both of us

actually i mentioned my rant #2 dy...

every day after work, i have to do the chores until almost 10pm then only i can get to rest. sometimes so tired i dont bother i just go sleep until next morning only. ahahah

we havent paktor for very long time dy.. havent even step into the movies for sometime as well...

im opposite bro.. baby stick to me not my wife... so im the mum... so i complain no personal time. my wife enjoys her time looking at the phone everyday

Wow! Seems like I'm not the only one.

u mean that ten year old Hyundai matrix?

I've been very stressed out and having a mid life crisis ever since.

you are like my mirror

chores... same
baby stick to me... same

talking about movies, there was once we took half day cos we needed to go to gahmen office... we finished early so had this sudden urge to go watch movie!
after buying popcorn and sit down comfortably... both of us looked at each other and said, "feel so bad leh"
baby with nanny but we go enjoy movie
so after the movie we rushed to pick up the baby and brought him to a nearby shopping mall, he dem happy

welcome daddy

come bro, let's talk about it

1. Rant #1. Tantrum getting kid to wake up and go to school
2. Rant #2. Actually getting off the Car and into the school (sometimes 1 minute, sometimes 5-10 minutes) LOL

the only thing im not doing is preparing baby food. the rest, you name it, i got it.

there was one time actually i ponteng work go watch batman alone... no fark... ahahah
didn't tell my wife about it. planning to do it again for civil war ahahah but these days got a bit of work in office so hard to run off.
you know i been telling myself this. if i dont take care of myself, really no one will give a shit about my life wei... so really have to find ways to make self happy or relax.

the worse is on weekends la... my wife mostly work on weekends and i will be home alone with baby and its really tiring.

haven't reach this stage but good to know also

mintak amoi nama gif tu.
sekian terima kasih

punched in...

you are a respectable daddy

i prepare baby's food also, now better cos we take turns, but i'm kinda losing touch cos i only bathe my son weekends...
you know lar, a lot of things to apply after bath... kelam kabut giler

my wife goes bonkers if she's alone with the baby on weekends when i have to work, so morning need to wake up farking early to prepare breakfast and lunch... at around 4pm-5pm, she'll be calling until my phone explode already, beh tahan

katee owen

what's your complain today bro?

I can conclude that mommies nowadays manja leh. All need daddy to do work lol

susah pregnant 9 months, ok lar, can take a bit of rest

but i noticed dad's nowadays participant more in the child's upbringing compared to the previous gen...
you ask my dad bathe or change diapers for baby sure tak jadi one

dont play play... my wife at times also ask me to prepare food.. sometimes i get upset and i pretend i didn't hear... sometimes she will continue nag me until i go prepare the food... anyway we use slow cooker to prepare baby porridge for tomorrow.

aiyo... to me showering baby is sap sap sui.. i tell you everyday without fail... after work, i fetch baby from nanny, go home, boil rice sometimes, eat dinner, do dishes, wash baby bottles, bath baby, get baby all ready for sleep, prepare milk, feed baby, accompany baby to sleep, take out trash, do laundry if necessary, water plants if necessary, go shower then watch tv. if got work then no watch tv. everyday like that...

thats why right after work, no one can reach me by phone... ahahah if anyone in emergency also i have to say sorry... unless i expected phone calls le...

i so happy that day i celebrated mothers day by going out to do sports freedom for me

ehh no bro.. i disagree... it depends if staying alone or with family...
i have many friends unlike us... all staying with parents... until today never bath or change diaper before...
every night still can go out.... damn butthurt

what you guys need is some 'me time'
without it you will get crazy

mine is after they're asleep

That's why I have daughter . told my wife I don't want boy . so I'm only boy got her nen nen. Hahaha

i even invited my parents to stay with me, tamao... want freedom, ok lor...

same here, dem jelly those no need to ask also got a lot of help

cannot stay up too late for "me time" also, next day need to get up early

Some of them doing house chores oso pemalas wan..

same lar, prepare in the morning for baby's dinner, bought a timer to auto-on/off so won't overcook

super dad!
my wife send and fetches baby back cos i work late... so she does most of the baby stuff in the night...
back we cook dinner together, i clean up, etc, morning i up make breakfast, etc

tv some times lar, after i shower will watch with my wife 1 episode AOD, after that sleep

hahahaha, mother's day became your day
haven't go exercise for a long time already, getting round... very round

HOLY that nen nen

max at midnight
sometimes terlajak to 1am also
what time you wake up daily?

we wanted a daughter initially... our first one ended in miscarriage, we think its a girl... after that came this cheeky boy

I usually travel alone . backpack . one time only my wife follow me . left our daughter at in laws . later my wife cannot tahan missing her kids .

happy mothers day!

whose baby sit other babies?

same lar, but i try to sleep as early as possible

i wake up 530-545am... cos i need my 20mins "me time" for pangsai

we only prepare baby food at night before we go sleep...
we just throw everything into the slow cooker... rice, quinoa, protein, fiber, etc. then tomorrow morning good to eat already. we usually prepare 2 servings. lunch and dinner at nanny's.
in the morning we only give milk to baby. nowadays even refuse to drink milk in the morning. waste so much milk...

in the morning rush like hell la.. no time to do anything else already...
lucky get to go out only... but really... me too... bulging... ahahhaha

wat?
pangsai at office la
hahaha

you got time travel alone??

we go movie also feel bad and missed our son

ahahah that is life but no la... im turning ghey so no more craving towards opposite sex...

lol... thank you...

ahahha juggling 2 works as what maslan mentioned is not easy yo...

my kid usually eats puree for breakfast, avocado+apple, butternut, sweet potato, pumpkin, rotate daily

lunch nanny give cereal and milk

dinner is the porridge that we prepared in the morning

morning memang rush... if the baby shiats just before we want to leave, delay even further

home more comfy

i'm picky on my toilet

tq yo.

wow not bad.. sitll have time for breakfast.. what time you get up then?
ahaha i only change diaper in morning because of overnight pee...
ahaha my delay is because baby is running here and there dont want to drink milk...

Umm , my wife a bit tomboy , she also like to ride .
2 times miscarriage before got our 1st daughter .

When my wife pregnant our 1st daughter , 4th month pregnant, she accident , masuk longkang . lucky not miscarriage ,
Then on the 6th month , accident again , she bang a van , front bike damage teruk , still not miscarriage .... Thenthe 8th month , while riding , someone hit her bike from back . lucky nothing happen also and the next month she delivered our 1st kid .

Wtf 8th month still riding!? Hardcore giler

530-545am like that

we'll change his diapers when he's drinking milk in the morning, he wakes up early too, between 6am-7am, some times after milk he'll doze off
some time he'll go around the room, on light lar, open curtains la, make you wake up la, open wardrobes la, giler busy

boy ?? you whack the shit our of him saying while you were young, work in petrol pump attendant ... go work for your own money or BR1M and how mum got to go dace at the pole for few dollars

maybe not tomboi la, just got passion for big bikes

wei, after 6 months still riding

i'm a boring guy, when i was foreveralone, i go bookshops and read for hours... some times play games, some times surf net... not much of a social life
so to me having a wife and a kid is an enjoyment, i have company

Rant #2 . feeding time is like at war .

Whole kitchen get messy .
I'm not from rich family , so since I was kid , I learn to appreciate food . I always finish whats on my plate .

But my kids aahhhh , easily throw food on floor , feed one time , run all around house , then come back for second spoon . sometime need to make them cry and force them to eat . I cannot tahan they do that to my precious food . I get mad when people waste food .

So I give up feeding them and let my wife do it .
Still the same , like warzone . but I'm not in the picture .
Then my turn to eat , they climb on my back and ask for my food pulak ...

wahh i really you bro..
i get up at 7 only.. usually thats the time baby gets up too...

Wah..got such thread..Reporting IN...

Currently with a 3 YO toddler and a 2 MO baby.I thought during the confinement time for the eldest thats the worst for me.Sleeps deprivations,wake up at nights when wife suddenly pass the baby to me because she also cannot tahan already,only sleep when the baby is sleep,walk on our tippy toe so that the parquet floor wont make any noise..

But now,the eldest is 3 YO,he seeks all the attention from me and the wife.At night he talk loudly even when we said that his brother is sleeping,or please tone down his voice and such. He gets jealous of his brother when we keep pick the baby up. But what really warm our heart and feel proud as a parents when we see the eldest really protective of his brother when there's outsider.We even jokingly said that we want to left the brother at the mall and he really get angry about it.keep kissing and holding his brother palm.

I really hope both of them grew close with each other and less quarrel or fighting when they are much more older.

then tell waifu, how to pamper them when i cant even pamper myself when you control all the money and only gip me myr 500 a month !?

beat me up ?? i like SM and XL gals ....

Yep . I already buy a car but she prefer bike .
2nd time pregnant I force her to use car . after delivered 2nd baby , she use bike until now .

900 monthly... so won't cos she's sort of an old friend, and her husband is doing biz, if she put sleeping pills andthe news breaks out, its going to affect her husband's biz badly



This post has been edited by kenji1903: May 11 2016, 03:51 PM

gotta feel cukur after reading this thread cos my waifu do most of the job

kena nag once in a while to tolong, i try to help as much as i can too

haha never know so many daddy in /K before!
yay can rant together! (good rant la)

daddy to 1+ year old boy reporting in.

yeah i agree with kenji1903
zaman berubah i guess, dad nowadays more hands on, before only mother will do everything.
now daddy also need to know diaper change, give bath, jemur kain like that.

my me time also after they asleep, mostly after finish sidai kain ( baju baby bnyk woo nk basuh), clean the milk bottle,
my son only drink from bottle when at daycare, the rest fresh from mom.
but cut off time normally 1230, usually do self study a bit, watch GOT a bit. wake up around 6am

go find the nekad version

ahaha that goes for my rant #3 then...

somehow i have more difficulties in feeding baby... my wife have better chance.. its really like a war as mentioned... hands in the food then throw the food.. food all over the floor... but this never happen in nanny place... very strange... so everyone is saying baby is bullying the parents.

we even strap the baby to high chair and this still happens...

but one thing very funny... the baby knows how to wipe the floor when baby spit food out on the floor.... baby will go take cloth and wipe.... because i think the baby has been imitating me..

Nah your pininfarina

mine not so messy yet but some times he'll beat the spoon and splash pumpkin on my slacks... late for work lor

we are training him to sit on the baby chair during meal times, during the meal he's ok

once we let him down and we start to eat, he'll come asking for food
then exactly the same as yours, eat, walk one round then come back and ask for more

Actually me oso. Wife handles almost 99% of it all. My 3 months old is very selective. Mau emak tak mau bapak. I pick up peluk saja sudah scream bloody murder. So I am pretty helpless there.

i usually get up that time even before having baby cos i do morning jogs for many years
stopped liao after having a baby...

cannot lar, if i don't get up before my baby, sure a lot of things cannot do one...
and cos we don't eat rice at night, morning hungry leh, so have to eat at home, cannot tahan go office only eat

So when are the divorce papers coming?

Ohwaiii

This post has been edited by the99percent1: May 11 2016, 04:01 PM

bro you should help out.. seriously give your wife some slack... really can go crazy mang... in the end sure you loose wan if she decides to bring out any arguement

wahh... then what do you have for dinner? just dishes???
i know what you mean.. sometimes home alone with baby and when i stomachache also i have to tahan unless really so pain then i have to throw the baby in the cot and rush to toilet...

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This post has been edited by Bkboy: May 19 2016, 10:21 PM

got 2 kids... bro

confinement period i was the night shift... wife basically drained during daytime our boy don't sleep...
so at night when he cries, i'm the one to make milk and let him sleep again
and i can sleep easily, my wife... once wake up sure cannot sleep one

elder bro's nature, potek the siblings

2 boys sure fight one, like me and my younger bro, but very fast make up one lar

anybody that give their child pediasure milk before or currently?.. my son was drinking pediasure from 6 months till 2 years.We had to stop him because he's quite hyperactive when he's at 2.u know lah cannot restrain him or anything,he will run around the house,shouting to the top of his lung,make a mess with all his toys on the living hall.. At that time,everyday he can only sleep around 230-3am..everyday like that.In the morning at the babysitter house,i was told that he didnt sleep,played all the time.Even when he's a my inlaw's house also he didnt show any sign of sleeping nor tired.

but dunno lah whether is it because of the milk or not that causing his hyperactive.But his mind progress is quite good.By 2 years old he recognize ABC till Z in capital and small letter.He recognize colours,can count numbers from 1-20 in english & malay.. but the best part is,we dont actually taught him all of that.He self learned thru youtube videos.

I finally don't feel like I'm all alone...

I also waiting they have peace with each other .. Mine was 2 years and 1 years old .

why got nen nen... is this tered for daddys to incest their dotters?

seriously... they are really got at imitating... very surprising... they see you do a few times, when they see the thing again, they'll try doing it already

wife no nen nen meh bro?

you also wake up very early

multipurpose dad

THIS

good job bro

ya its truly amazing what a 1+ baby can do... baby also seem to understand many words...

Thats nice for you the baby during confinement wants milk from bottle..So your wife can rest at night.My baby dont want milk from bottle.He wants it direct from the source.And he can only sleep at nights when the nipple is in his mouth and my wife hugs him during breastfeeding. Tried to trick him with a pacifier,but he knows its not the real one and spit the pacifier out.

So when my wife is stressed out at nights,she will wake me up to pass the baton(my crying baby) so that she can take a fast nap like 30-45 minutes to replenish the milk..

And i will came to the office next morning looking tired and not enough sleep

I wanna report in, but no rant so far

I've learn to live with it

wow so nice...

I'm working 6 days a week. Give her household money 3k per month, even hired a Indonesian maid. Still no sex because she is "tired"....

wassup. hows everyone's sex life? ranting coz wife got no time for it now with 2 child. we try to make it happen once the kids asleep at night but we also tired so dat didnt happen. nowadays we both just happy to do it in the early morning, right after waking up. morning sex is the best. u guys like this also?

maybe really turn unker... sex drive very low...

My dotter 7 months imitate clap hands. Now imitate me eating with munch2 and even sneezing also imitate.

Haihs la

try interacting with your kid a bit more bro... kids are very simple, you friendly with them, care for them, love them, they'll do the same