heh ada lagi abit

What did batman say to robin before they got in the bat mobile?

"Robin, get in the bat mobile"... XD

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Knock-Knock
Whos there
An interupting cow
An interuptin-
MOO!!!

i dont get it.. the bat mobile one

it seems headhunter wanna be the butt of the jokes here! it's not funny dude.

hehehe i know its lame...sorry ive got nbtd... bantai those jokes lar

here some

There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," so the blonde turned back around and went home.

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Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.

its so stupid thats it is funny.

Computer Women

HARD-DISK Woman
She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER!

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her.

EXCEL Woman
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only four of your basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman
She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun!

INTERNET Woman
Difficult to access and hard to keep running!!!

SERVER Woman
Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman
She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman
She always has you on the move, going faster and faster!!!

E-MAIL Woman
Out of every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense.

VIRUS Woman
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing.

This post has been edited by zimhibikie: Jun 13 2005, 03:20 PM

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Chinglish - must read!! THIS IS REALLY REALLY FUNNY
> >You might like this. This is hilarious... even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not
only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with...
1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me,
so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away.

So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

This post has been edited by janxs: Jun 16 2005, 12:37 AM

Damn Ah Lek was so clever

And damn funny too

I love the story too ^^

well that something to laugh about

The last one was great

speaking of blondes, here's one i heard long ago

Once upon a time, there was an aeroplane carrying 6 hunks and a blonde. Their plane crashed in the middle of the ocean but fortunately they all swam to a deserted island...

One week after stranded on the island, the blonde commited suicide. Before she died, she looked up into heaven and confessed to God :" Oh forgive me god, for the past week, i did something terrible and despicable...."

One week later, the 6 hunks buried the blonde. Before they covered her with mud, they looked up into heaven, and confessed to god : "Oh forgive us god, for the past week, we did something terrible and despicable...."

Another week went by, and this time the hunks went and dug up the blonde's corpse... Before they lifted her up from the ground, they looked up into heaven, and confessed to god : "Oh forgive us god, for the past week, we did something terrible and despicable...."

THE END....

Huh?? i cannot understand lorr.

hahaha funny, but i afraid maybe other people need explaination

i dont understand as well...

read carefully and then think why the blonde ask fro forgiveness from god? and why also the 6 hunks did the same???

My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed I shall be back home before midnight.

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table............

My Dear Husband,
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54
years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference.

18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.

Lol! This ish so funny!

LOL don't think of it as a blonde joke. Look at the whole picture