LOL LOLOLOL

same here

Wanna hear a dirty joke?













A White horse fell into the mud. XD

heh ada lagi abit

What did batman say to robin before they got in the bat mobile?

"Robin, get in the bat mobile"... XD

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Knock-Knock
Whos there
An interupting cow
An interuptin-
MOO!!!

hehehe i know its lame...sorry ive got nbtd... bantai those jokes lar

here some

There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," so the blonde turned back around and went home.

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Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.

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Why can't G-Unit get on the bus??!?
























Because they don't have 50-cent LOLOLOLL!!11111exclamation mark!!!11oneone1111

Yeah..They dont have him at the time la...

Heh.


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Buang tebiat LOL.

Why dont cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.