No la pandai, it just means the guy had too much to drink, so he ended up puking out his dinner.

My girlfriend got down on one knee to me earlier.

"I love you," she smiled. "Will you marry me?"

"Let's talk about it when you've finished, eh?" I replied, unzipping my trousers.

Needless to say, we broke up

good one la....
BTW,
My Girlfriend is a PORN STAR n she'll b pissed when she founds out....

????

????

that I'm a Porn Movies Producer n never produced any movie of her....

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Added on September 2, 2011, 4:43 pmanother lame joke:
Son: Dad, what is GAY?
Dad: Gay means Happy, son.
Son: Then, r u GAY?
Dad: No, son. I married your Mother.

This post has been edited by ErgoProxi: Sep 2 2011, 04:43 PM

Wife: Hi, did you eat?
Me: Did you eat?
Wife: Are you copying me?
Me: Are you copying me?
Wife: I love you!
Me: Yes, I already ate.

'm bored again. So, 'm posting this:

Daughter: Mum, I can't decide whether to choose A or B as my Boyfriend. How do I solve this "LOVE-Triangle" problem?

Mum: THREESOME

The wife came down from having a bath, gave a wink and said,

"I shaved my below in the bath and you know what that means?"

While puffing the cigar, he said, "The plug hole is blocked?"

Definition of W.I.F.E :
W - Washing
I - Ironing
F - Fu*king
E - Etc.

This reminds me of a pubes joke, dunno if it's a repost, but what the heck. I'm paraphrasing so it will be fresh for some

Two married women were discussing their sex lives with each other. First one said, "I tattooed my hubby's initials across my butt. He gets such a thrill everytime I bend over for him..."

So the second one thought she should do the same and promptly got the initials "BB" tattooed across her butt, one "B" for each cheek, for Barry Brown was her man's name. Excitedly, she rushed home to prep herself for a lustful evening when Barry gets back from the office.

Soon the moment arrived and Barry turned the keys to enter his apartment. He was greeted by his very naked wife who promptly turned around and bent over to show him what she had done. Barry took a long look, then asked suspiciously, "Mary! Who the f*** is BOB???"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I got a strange text this evening off a number I didn't know.

I replied, "Who's this?"

I got a message back saying, "Your worst f*cking nightmare."

Which left me a bit baffled as my wife was sitting next to me and hadn't moved the whole time.

Huhuhu.heheh,hahaha.

lazy retype. so just rehost pic

Wow that's mean. Funny. But real mean.

I went to my friend and said, "That gal you came with ... I think she's a he"

He said, "What ... why?"

I said, "Well when I was stood next to her at the urinal I could have sworn she had a f*cking Adams apple"

lol

I walked out of a club with a girl last night.

She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my c0ck and said, "Yours or mine?"

I said, "That's mine."

Just saw the neighbour's little kid trying to spray whipped cream on his pet cat.

I'm thinking he overheard something last night he wasn't supposed to.