Mens beware
Sky news: ' Hidden iPhone file tracks users every move'
Like they don't tell you on Facebook every five f*cking minutes anyway.
Relationship Joke v2
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 Apr 22 2011, 11:37 AM
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Apr 25 2011, 11:50 AM
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Doctor: You have 1 year to live.
Frank:...What should I do? Doc: Get married. Frank: What...? Doc: Trust me, in 4 months you will be happy to die. |
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Apr 25 2011, 10:47 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 20 2011, 01:00 PM) As Peter could hear some moaning and groaning from next door through the wall, so he thought he'd take advantage and have a crafty wank. Lol fcuking gross...As the moans turned into grunts, he said, "That's it, keep going. I'm nearly there..." "F*ck off d1ckhead, I'm trying to have a shit", said a voice from the next cubicle.  |
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Apr 26 2011, 08:16 PM
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It's great that the supermarkets are doing 'Buy One Get One Free' on Easter eggs now.
It's brilliant, because if you're in a relationship, you can get one each for you and your partner and if you're a single woman, you can have both and try to eat away the loneliness. |
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Apr 26 2011, 09:38 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 25 2011, 11:50 AM) Doctor: You have 1 year to live. superb. Frank:...What should I do? Doc: Get married. Frank: What...? Doc: Trust me, in 4 months you will be happy to die.  |
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Apr 27 2011, 04:06 AM
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lol
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Apr 27 2011, 11:25 PM
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I always make sure I turned off the electricity before I head home from work. Still, I got fired.
Being a hospital doctor is so hard |
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Apr 28 2011, 02:18 AM
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QUOTE(CrisisX @ Nov 1 2010, 02:15 PM) for me: last time i saw is swim across Pacific Ocean43. Jet ski across the Pacific Ocean 782 km and yes it's damn cool |
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Apr 28 2011, 05:52 PM
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My girlfriend and I went out to a restaurant last night, and some of the other diners started calling me a 'paedo' and a 'cradle snatcher.' All because I'm a 52 year old man with a 21 year old girlfriend.
It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary meal. |
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Apr 28 2011, 06:56 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 28 2011, 05:52 PM) My girlfriend and I went out to a restaurant last night, and some of the other diners started calling me a 'paedo' and a 'cradle snatcher.' All because I'm a 52 year old man with a 21 year old girlfriend. 3 thumbs up!!It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary meal. |
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Apr 28 2011, 07:01 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 28 2011, 05:52 PM) My girlfriend and I went out to a restaurant last night, and some of the other diners started calling me a 'paedo' and a 'cradle snatcher.' All because I'm a 52 year old man with a 21 year old girlfriend. This is just so wrong..It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary meal. |
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Apr 29 2011, 01:03 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 28 2011, 05:52 PM) My girlfriend and I went out to a restaurant last night, and some of the other diners started calling me a 'paedo' and a 'cradle snatcher.' All because I'm a 52 year old man with a 21 year old girlfriend. LOLOLOLOLIt totally ruined our 10 year anniversary meal. |
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Apr 29 2011, 12:18 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 28 2011, 05:52 PM) My girlfriend and I went out to a restaurant last night, and some of the other diners started calling me a 'paedo' and a 'cradle snatcher.' All because I'm a 52 year old man with a 21 year old girlfriend. hahaha nice oneIt totally ruined our 10 year anniversary meal. |
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Apr 29 2011, 09:52 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 28 2011, 05:52 PM) My girlfriend and I went out to a restaurant last night, and some of the other diners started calling me a 'paedo' and a 'cradle snatcher.' All because I'm a 52 year old man with a 21 year old girlfriend. long term investmentIt totally ruined our 10 year anniversary meal. |
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Apr 30 2011, 09:27 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 28 2011, 05:52 PM) My girlfriend and I went out to a restaurant last night, and some of the other diners started calling me a 'paedo' and a 'cradle snatcher.' All because I'm a 52 year old man with a 21 year old girlfriend. Paedo indeed. Dating a girl at 11 when he's 42.It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary meal. |
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Apr 30 2011, 11:44 PM
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Watching the Royal Wedding, Prince William looks so handsome in his uniform, Prince Charles must be so proud.
Prince Harrys uniform also looks impeccable. James Hewitt must be proud too. |
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May 1 2011, 02:03 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 30 2011, 11:44 PM) Watching the Royal Wedding, Prince William looks so handsome in his uniform, Prince Charles must be so proud. ROTFLMAO!Prince Harrys uniform also looks impeccable. James Hewitt must be proud too. |
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May 1 2011, 03:16 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 30 2011, 11:44 PM) Watching the Royal Wedding, Prince William looks so handsome in his uniform, Prince Charles must be so proud. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPrince Harrys uniform also looks impeccable. James Hewitt must be proud too. |
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May 2 2011, 11:42 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 30 2011, 11:44 PM) Watching the Royal Wedding, Prince William looks so handsome in his uniform, Prince Charles must be so proud. i dont get it Prince Harrys uniform also looks impeccable. James Hewitt must be proud too.  |
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May 3 2011, 12:25 AM
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QUOTE(violette @ May 2 2011, 11:42 PM) i dont get it James is the guy who has an affair with Diana. |
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