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Enigmatic
post May 1 2011, 02:03 AM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 30 2011, 11:44 PM)
Watching the Royal Wedding, Prince William looks so handsome in his uniform, Prince Charles must be so proud.

Prince Harrys uniform also looks impeccable. James Hewitt must be proud too.
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ROTFLMAO!
Enigmatic
post Oct 14 2015, 07:07 AM

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QUOTE(MyKy44 @ Oct 13 2015, 11:49 PM)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_meat_cons..._in_South_Korea
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post Aug 4 2016, 07:22 PM

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QUOTE(cfa28 @ Aug 4 2016, 07:18 PM)
This one iIreally don't get
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Two chemists walk into a bar.

The first one says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second says, "I'll have some H2O too."
Still no?
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post Aug 5 2016, 11:44 AM

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QUOTE(matrixation @ Aug 5 2016, 11:36 AM)
still no, can explain?
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H2O2 - hydrogen peroxide.

The first chemist wanted the second chemist to end up saying "H2O too" which sounds like "H2O2", which could kill you.
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post Apr 15 2017, 12:09 AM

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QUOTE(cfa28 @ Apr 14 2017, 06:44 PM)
Don't understand  why virus
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To stop people from opening it.
He could say his machine is infected, instead of trying to explain why did he sent a porn link.

Quite smart.
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post Jul 27 2017, 03:11 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jul 3 2017, 12:42 AM)
In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.

In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.

In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.

Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jul 3 2017, 12:43 AM)
It would be really funny if trees had breasts

Wooden tit?
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*takes out shovel*

 

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