10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.

In his house.




but then again,
President Clinton tried and failed.
President Bush tried and failed.
President Obama tried and succeeded.

The moral of this is...
If you want someone dead, hire a black man.

I SAW THT COMIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGG

but still lol'd

i lol'ed at this !

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Added on May 5, 2011, 3:52 pmlil misfit.. what happen... where is your jokes ?

This post has been edited by it.fusion: May 5 2011, 03:52 PM

Why is Prince William balding ?









bcoz he's not Harry

Haha good one.

Boy:*kneels down on one knee*

girl:w-what are y-you doing *blushes like crazy*

boy:*looks up and smiles* I've been wanting to do this for a long time

girl:*blushes more*

boy:*ties shoe*

Dreams of a man

1.Be as handsome as his mother thinks.
2.Have as much money as his son thinks.
3.Have as many women as his wife thinks

I love all of this short jokes... to the point, simple, speak the truth and very

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This post has been edited by jeffvip: May 10 2011, 12:33 PM

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good jokes here...
It took me 2 hours to finish all 16 pages..never lol'ed so hard...

1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance ...


The 5 stages of buying petrol

I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy.

This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all.

This post has been edited by aLittleMisfit: May 16 2011, 09:00 PM

Clark met a girl in a nightclub and told her 'I'm going to f*ck you in my bedroom, my bathroom, my kitchen and my lounge when we get back to mine'.

She replied, 'Wow, let's go, it's good to find a man with such stamina these days'.

For some reason she didn't seem too impressed when they finally got to his small mini studio home.

hehehe... flying pan, fly lie, fly chicken.

go search for the v1 thread, there's 100+ pages.

HAHAHAHAHA shiiiitt i tot he meant chinaman sellers are rip-offs!! ahahahaha

Flying pan, lol

hahaha brilliant!

It was deep into injury time. I managed to get in the way of a Lampard pass and the ball bounced to Giggs. He gave it to Nani, who crossed it in for Rooney to volley home the winning goal. The emotion took over me. I stripped off my shirt, ran towards the crowd and dived in to celebrate with the fans.

As I crawled back out and put my shirt back on, I knew I'd be in trouble.

I'd forgotten to blow my whistle.

hohoho