I went on a date with a girl with a stutter.

The waiter asked what she would like to order.

She said, "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n..."

At that point, I decided to help her out and shouted, "BATMAN!"

I and my friends are all going to draw a d1ck at election at our ballot papers.


Imagine our surprise when the election result came.

aLittleMisfit wins by a landslide.

I've just finished the garlic diet.

I lost 6 friends.

1 of them is Edward?

paranoid and rage in Facebook OR sleep now and see results in tomorrow morning..............a tough decision

Results are out mate.

As this time BN already has 112 simple majority so I think you can go sleep.

This is just so wrong...

This post has been edited by allinuff: May 6 2013, 01:22 AM

another 5 years

Hmm this one I don't undertsand

old batman theme song

How do you multiply your mojo..

simple.. just fake a light outage

All serfs obey

In honour of Sir Alex Ferguson's retirement,

all Premiership matches will play an extra 2 minutes injury time this weekend.

I think you mean injury time until the home team scores, unless it is at Old Trafford.

Man united fans are demanding a 5% reduction in their season ticket prices next season due to the shorter matches at Old Trafford.

and following the shock news that Sir Alex Ferguson is retiring at the end of the season,

Wrigleys have announced they have entered administration.

This post has been edited by aLittleMisfit: May 9 2013, 11:29 PM

For mother's day I grateful to mum.

I don't know where I'd be without my mum.

Probably wiped up in a tissue.

"What's the worst thing you've ever done?" Asked my wife as she showed her incredible lack of self-awareness.



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I told my psychiatrist I have problems talking to attractive women.

She told me to get out.

Saw someone try and park a car for about 10 minutes.

I didn't see the person so I'm not going to assume what gender she was.

Genies are tricky little f***ers and will always try to twist what you wish for.

For example, last night I wished that my flat-chested wife could have tits like Angelina Jolie.

hah wat?

and....?