Relationship Joke v2
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 Apr 13 2013, 12:58 AM
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SO, THE thing that everyone feared has come to pass. A war-mongering, nuclear-armed nation which repeatedly disregards United Nations’ resolutions and international law, is becoming increasingly assertive.
Yes, people around the world are worrying about the behavior of the United States. And then of course there’s North Korea. |
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Apr 13 2013, 08:01 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 5 2013, 11:17 AM) My wife went to Spain for two weeks for a company training session. I drove her to the airport, we hugged and she said, "Honey, is there anything you'd like me to bring back for you?" lol I replied, "Yes, a Spanish girl!" My wife didn't reply and headed off to catch her plane. Two weeks later we met back at the airport. "How was the trip?" I asked. She said, "Splendid thank you." I said, "Where is my present?" "What present?" she hesitated. "The Spanish girl." I chuckled. "Oh," she laughed, "I did what I could, now we have to wait 9 months to see if it's a girl."   |
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Apr 13 2013, 10:05 PM
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Korea has claimed they are only using their missiles for experimental reasons.
They want to see what happens if they nuke the USA. |
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Apr 14 2013, 03:38 PM
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I don't know which scares me most.
The fat, annoying North Korean guy releasing a nuclear missile or the fat, annoying South Korean guy releasing a new single.. |
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Apr 15 2013, 12:14 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 14 2013, 03:38 PM) I don't know which scares me most. mohon share.The fat, annoying North Korean guy releasing a nuclear missile or the fat, annoying South Korean guy releasing a new single.. |
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Apr 15 2013, 09:22 AM
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QUOTE(sI Taufu @ Apr 15 2013, 12:14 AM) mohon share. You must be either living under a rock or just got internet...  |
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Apr 15 2013, 10:41 AM
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I'm surprised there aren't more women football commentators..
The women in this house are naturals at talking all the way through a football match. |
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Apr 15 2013, 04:11 PM
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QUOTE(kuntilanak @ Apr 15 2013, 09:22 AM) You must be either living under a rock or just got internet... sure sure, only YOU live in the modern age and fiber cable connection. |
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Apr 15 2013, 04:18 PM
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QUOTE(sI Taufu @ Apr 15 2013, 04:11 PM) sure sure, only YOU live in the modern age and fiber cable connection. What I mean is that fat, annoying guy from SK is all over the net now with the so-called 'new hit-single'. Not that hard to spot, unless you only visit selected websites... Savvy? |
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Apr 15 2013, 04:29 PM
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QUOTE(kuntilanak @ Apr 15 2013, 04:18 PM) What I mean is that fat, annoying guy from SK is all over the net now with the so-called 'new hit-single'. Not that hard to spot, unless you only visit selected websites... Savvy? with all due logic, i don't think taufu guy is asking for the video.. more like he wanna share the 'joke'... |
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Apr 15 2013, 04:33 PM
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QUOTE(MyKy44 @ Apr 15 2013, 04:29 PM) with all due logic, i don't think taufu guy is asking for the video.. more like he wanna share the 'joke'... yup, i wanna share the joke.and for UNKNOWN REASON that guy think i am VERY LACK of common knowledge until ASSUMING I CAME OUT FROM CAVE.  |
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Apr 15 2013, 04:58 PM
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QUOTE(sI Taufu @ Apr 15 2013, 04:33 PM) yup, i wanna share the joke. and for UNKNOWN REASON that guy think i am VERY LACK of common knowledge until ASSUMING I CAME OUT FROM CAVE.  |
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Apr 15 2013, 05:06 PM
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QUOTE(sI Taufu @ Apr 15 2013, 04:33 PM) yup, i wanna share the joke. don't cry mmkay...and for UNKNOWN REASON that guy think i am VERY LACK of common knowledge until ASSUMING I CAME OUT FROM CAVE.  |
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Apr 18 2013, 03:31 AM
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» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Please Dont Spam this thread with chat , There are 3 things I really hate : 1)Spam 2)Irony 3)Lists |
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Apr 18 2013, 06:50 AM
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This post has been edited by sI Taufu: Apr 18 2013, 07:05 AM |
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Apr 18 2013, 07:00 AM
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QUOTE(sI Taufu @ Apr 18 2013, 06:50 AM) so what type of replies is acceptable in here ACCORDING TO YOUR FLAVOUR? That post was just a joke  and instead of replied to THAT GUY who started the flame, you replied to wrong ones. since you HATE IRONY and SPAM, do treat this comment as my FINAL REPLY TO YOU in this thread. no more IRONY and SPAM, ok? |
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Apr 18 2013, 07:04 AM
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QUOTE(Zephyr_Mage @ Apr 18 2013, 07:00 AM) That post was just a joke Oh i take the bait. This post has been edited by sI Taufu: Apr 18 2013, 07:05 AM |
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Apr 18 2013, 08:30 AM
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"You're probably not interested..." began the wife, "...But I think we should have a baby together. A child of our own would strengthen our relationship. It would show the world how in love we are and I just know we'd make amazing parents."
"You're right, love." I replied, "I'm not interested." |
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Apr 18 2013, 08:36 AM
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QUOTE(Zephyr_Mage @ Apr 18 2013, 07:00 AM) That post was just a joke QUOTE(sI Taufu @ Apr 18 2013, 07:04 AM) Oh i take the bait. hahahhahahahahahah |
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Apr 18 2013, 11:06 PM
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haha nasib baik zephyr_mage quote
boleh aku post kat funny posts in lolyat kalau aku free nanti |
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