I met this gal and we flirted extensively.

"Fancy taking me somewhere a little more quiet?" she purred.

20 minutes later, I was sitting in the library by myself wondering where I went wrong.

To Misfit ?

lol his bday ah?

no wonder la whole day no find me tok kok.. sure go enjoicing liao

belated.... but Thank you very much...
how come pony

at home ill la!

Yesterday, my mum asked me to hand out invitations for my brother's surprise birthday party.

That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.

.. i think it's my mistake here. i mistook him for another forumer called "misfit" [i don't know him too], but he's "alittlemisfit" ..


sorry for the confusion and error Ponies coz we're bronies

funny !!!

Today, millions of Americans will wake up to make a crucial decision.

Big Mac or Quarter Pounder for breakfast?

I was trying to get home in time for the football, but I was being held up by a learner driver. She was driving very slowly and kept stalling.

"Come on, you stupid c*nt!" I shouted. "Get a f*cking move on!"

She started crying and said it would be her last lesson with me.

care to explain?

^omg wat......

hahahahahahahahahahah

big mac or quarter pounder, that was the decision americans have to make
its more like their daily decsions
not other decision that some people would expect (such as Obama or Romney)
i think

Breaking News: The voting has finished. Its official. Americans prefer Big Mac over Quarter Pounder.

In other news Obama have been reelected for second term.

once you go black, you can't go back

"I'll let you two guys get to know each other," my daughter said before going to get changed.

I turned to her boyfriend who looked a bit shocked when I handed him a packet of condoms. "Here. I'd make sure you use these if I were you. Dirty little cow's always at the 'you know what' clinic."

That should make the f*cker think twice.

lol this is a good one.

I walked up to the counter in the chemist and just my luck there was a girl serving.

"Erm... Morning," I said, "I need some erm... God, this is embarrassing..."

"Don't you worry sir," she leaned in and whispered reassuringly, "I get this every day!"

I smiled back.

"Condoms?" she said.

"No," I said.

"Suppositories?" she said.

"No," I said.

"Tampons?"

"No."

"Well, it can't be that embarrassing then, sir," she said with a smile.

"Paracetamol," I said.

"Paracetamol?" she said with a puzzled look. "$4.99 please. What's so embarrassing?"

Then I pulled out my little pink purse.

nice one, i respect you, which you have been posting consequently even with/without tremendous response.

feel guilty sometimes reading without posting back to you

wat? without response?! aww man

its ok, appreciate your support... its ok.. these jokes are intended to fill up boredom and cheer up... no posting back required.






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