Relationship Joke
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 Nov 20 2007, 09:37 AM
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 Nov 20 2007, 09:52 AM
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A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:
1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery The prizewinner wrote: "My God," said the queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?" |
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Nov 20 2007, 10:02 AM
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classic....superb one liner
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Nov 20 2007, 02:51 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Nov 20 2007, 09:37 AM)  QUOTE(hizperion @ Nov 20 2007, 09:52 AM) A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements: What's funny about these is that both were the same jokes, yet they were posted 15 minutes apart...1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery The prizewinner wrote: "My God," said the queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"  |
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Nov 20 2007, 03:15 PM
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sorry, mine was intended..in response to aLittleMisfit's
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Nov 20 2007, 05:33 PM
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» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « All the jokes are superb but I roared with laughter at this. Took me several seconds to register but it's goooood! |
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Nov 20 2007, 05:53 PM
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omg lol wtf?.....pwnage ladder...need to refrain from reading this thread in office.....or else i'll become the talk of the office for bursting out laughing.
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Nov 20 2007, 09:02 PM
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the suc cess joke was superb lol
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Nov 21 2007, 03:00 AM
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Seeing this is titled "Relationship Jokes" I'll try to reword an old joke...
A married couple, both nature-lovers, decided to go camping on their third anniversary. They drove eight hours, cross state to a camping site known for it's picturesque sites. After another three hours hiking, and with the sun setting, they found the perfect spot by the waterfall and set up camp. After dinner and some small nostalgic chats, the couple retired to bed, exhausted by the trip. In the middle of the night, the wife was awaken by her husband mumbling. After a brief moment of silence, the wife noticed that her husband was awake. Somewhat taken by the clear cloudless sky littered by twinkling stars, she began to feel nostalgic and said, "Dear, do you remember the days we used to camp out under the sky like this. Time sure flies." The husband said nothing but responded with a grunt. A little annoyed with the reaction the wife tries again, "Well... look". She pointed at the pretty sky. The husband remained silent. "What's on your mind dear?" she feels he's being agitated by something. Finally, the husband speaks, "Well, clearly you noticed the stars as well I'm glad you're happy. I... I'm thinking about creative and painful ways to break someone's kneecaps...". A moment of uncomfortable silence ensued. Irritated now, the wife asked in a displeased voice, "Why the hell would you want to do that?". The husband replies... » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « |
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Nov 21 2007, 09:43 AM
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hey i read one like this but Sherlock Holmes+Watson joke lol
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Nov 21 2007, 09:44 PM
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QUOTE(hizperion @ Nov 21 2007, 09:43 AM) hey i read one like this but Sherlock Holmes+Watson joke lol Yeah it is. But then Sherlock and Watson in a thread for relationship jokes would be kinda..... not that I think they are but... you know... inappropriate (or *cough*ghey*cough*).  |
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Nov 21 2007, 10:20 PM
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QUOTE(allinuff @ Nov 21 2007, 03:00 AM) » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «  This post has been edited by ShinAsakura: Nov 21 2007, 10:21 PM |
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Nov 21 2007, 11:26 PM
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QUOTE(ShinAsakura @ Nov 21 2007, 10:20 PM) ur siggy is enuf to make me burst ROFL QUOTE(allinuff @ Nov 21 2007, 09:44 PM) Yeah it is. But then Sherlock and Watson in a thread for relationship jokes would be kinda..... not that I think they are but... you know... inappropriate (or *cough*ghey*cough*). ghey? QUOTE(abbylovejoo @ Apr 26 2006, 09:51 AM) Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. This post has been edited by hizperion: Nov 21 2007, 11:29 PM"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent." |
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Nov 22 2007, 12:25 AM
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But hard as he tried, Peter came third and won a toaster instead.
I really lol-ed hard at this. |
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Nov 22 2007, 08:50 AM
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Naked underneath
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!" Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me." |
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Nov 22 2007, 09:38 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Nov 22 2007, 08:50 AM) Naked underneath lol!!!!  |
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Nov 22 2007, 11:24 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Nov 22 2007, 08:50 AM) Naked underneath What does it mean? What did they do after that?A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!" Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me." I don't get it  |
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Nov 22 2007, 11:28 AM
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QUOTE(alex_8982 @ Nov 22 2007, 11:24 AM) What does it mean? What did they do after that? he cummed......I don't get it |
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Nov 22 2007, 11:33 AM
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QUOTE(alex_8982 @ Nov 22 2007, 11:24 AM) What does it mean? What did they do after that? he was amaze of her hearing ability coz she could hear him 'cum'I don't get it |
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Nov 22 2007, 11:34 AM
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