Seeing this is titled "Relationship Jokes" I'll try to reword an old joke...

A married couple, both nature-lovers, decided to go camping on their third anniversary. They drove eight hours, cross state to a camping site known for it's picturesque sites. After another three hours hiking, and with the sun setting, they found the perfect spot by the waterfall and set up camp. After dinner and some small nostalgic chats, the couple retired to bed, exhausted by the trip.

In the middle of the night, the wife was awaken by her husband mumbling. After a brief moment of silence, the wife noticed that her husband was awake. Somewhat taken by the clear cloudless sky littered by twinkling stars, she began to feel nostalgic and said, "Dear, do you remember the days we used to camp out under the sky like this. Time sure flies."

The husband said nothing but responded with a grunt. A little annoyed with the reaction the wife tries again, "Well... look". She pointed at the pretty sky. The husband remained silent. "What's on your mind dear?" she feels he's being agitated by something. Finally, the husband speaks, "Well, clearly you noticed the stars as well I'm glad you're happy. I... I'm thinking about creative and painful ways to break someone's kneecaps...". A moment of uncomfortable silence ensued.

Irritated now, the wife asked in a displeased voice, "Why the hell would you want to do that?".

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