What happen to u man?
Relationship Joke
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 Oct 14 2008, 04:42 PM
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Oct 14 2008, 04:49 PM
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misfit a little...... emo.... lately?
u need some help dude? |
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Oct 14 2008, 04:51 PM
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133 posts Joined: Jan 2003 From: A PLACE NEAR HEAVEN
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misfit getting into depress mode... =.=
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Oct 14 2008, 04:57 PM
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1,605 posts Joined: Feb 2006
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i think we better transfer you to cupid's corner...
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Oct 14 2008, 05:17 PM
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886 posts Joined: Jun 2006 From: MSG Land
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what? what? me happy leh.. lookie me new avatar!
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Oct 14 2008, 05:37 PM
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295 posts Joined: Mar 2006 From: klang 
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misfit bo kau msg
kin...donate msg ho ee |
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Oct 14 2008, 05:38 PM
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34 posts Joined: May 2005 From: Melaka
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misfit memang like that one la.
certain screw longgar one.  |
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Oct 14 2008, 06:17 PM
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93 posts Joined: Apr 2008
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that fella is too depress nowadays..... haizzzzz
somebody introduce some pretty hot gals to him please..... |
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Oct 14 2008, 06:26 PM
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886 posts Joined: Jun 2006 From: MSG Land
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i would like that please
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Oct 14 2008, 07:10 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Oct 14 2008, 05:17 PM) what? what? me happy leh.. lookie me new avatar! i lol at tat!! |
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Oct 15 2008, 12:17 PM
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cheer up dude, dont be so emo
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Oct 15 2008, 03:10 PM
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meh lan...
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Oct 15 2008, 03:15 PM
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469 posts Joined: Nov 2005 From: Klang
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Oct 14 2008, 03:32 PM) eh.... auntie reposta! kinda familiar to this. y u so emo lately. let add more emoness to uok ok.. new avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! new joke Cassie When I was growing up me and my best friend Jacob were inseparable. I always thought of him as just a friend until I was about 15 and I started to notice his beautiful baby blue eyes. Then I started to realize more. Like how hot he was and the way he talked to me. I soon fell in love with him and was hoping he felt the same way. When I was going to finally tell him how I felt, that was when he introduced me to his new girl friend. That’s when I knew he didn’t feel the same way. I started dating too but I never loved any of them the way I loved Jacob. During our senior year neither me nor Jacob had dated any one, because of that Jacob asked me to the senior prom. As friends of course. I said yes and went out and bought a new dress. He showed up wearing this hot tux and had even bought me courage. On the way to the prom he pulled over and looked at me and said (I rember this like it was yesterday)"Kassie I know we have been friends for years and I don’t want to lose that but there is something I need to tell you. I think I’m in LOVE with you. No I know I am. I have loved you since I was 14. I know you problem don’t fell the same way but I needed to tell you that." I was in shock I wanted to answer but I couldn’t. He started to drive with this sad look on his face. When I finally belt up the courage to talk all I could say was "Jacob" he looked at me for a split second when it happened. There was a car speeding down the street heading straight at us I screamed and that is the last thing I rember. The car had hit us and Jacob had thrown himself on top of me. Jacob had died trying to do something to save me. The doctors say that if he hadn’t done that I would probly be dead too. Jacob had loved me way more then I had loved him. The last thing I saw of him was his blue eyes felled with tears as he threw him self on to me. I love you Jacob and now I guess you know that. Pearl Jam - Last Kiss Oh, where oh where can my baby be? The Lord took her away from me She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good So I can see my baby when I leave this world. We were out on a date in my daddy's car We hadn't driven very far There in the road, up straight ahead A car was stalled, the engine was dead I couldn't stop, so I swerved to the right I'll never forget the sound that night The screamin' tires, the bustin' glass The painful scream that I heard last. Oh, where oh where can my baby be? The Lord took her away from me She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good So I can see my baby when I leave this world. When I woke up, the rain was pourin' down There were people standing all around Something warm rollin' through my eyes But somehow I found my baby that night I lifted her head, she looked at me and said "Hold me darling just a little while." I held her close, I kissed her our last kiss I found the love that I knew I would miss But now she's gone, even though I hold her tight I lost my love, my life that night. Oh, where oh where can my baby be? The Lord took her away from me She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good So I can see my baby when I leave this world. Oooh~ ooooh~ |
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Oct 15 2008, 04:00 PM
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What with all the emo stories.. here.. I here to get a laugh not cry..
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Oct 15 2008, 04:47 PM
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886 posts Joined: Jun 2006 From: MSG Land
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An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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Oct 15 2008, 05:14 PM
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QUOTE(8L@Z3 @ Oct 15 2008, 03:15 PM) kinda familiar to this. y u so emo lately. let add more emoness to u let me add even more with this supa dupa huge emoness!Pearl Jam - Last Kiss ... Elliot Smith - Miss Misery Ill fake it through the day With some help from johnny walker red Send the poison rain down the drain To put bad thoughts in my head Two tickets torn in half And a lot of nothing to do Do you miss me, miss misery Like you say you do? A man in the park Read the lines in my hand Told me Im strong Hardly ever wrong I said man you mean You had plans for both of us That involved a trip out of town To a place Ive seen in a magazine That you left lying around I dont have you with me but I keep a good attitude Do you miss me, miss misery Like you say you do? I know youd rather see me gone Than to see me the way that I am But I am in the life anyway Next door the tvs flashing Blue frames on the wall Its a comedy of errors, you see Its about taking a fall To vanish into oblivion Is easy to do And I try to be but you know me I come back when you want me to Do you miss me miss misery Like you say you do? p/s: imho, the most 'tragic/suicidal' song |
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Oct 15 2008, 05:31 PM
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wife said to an unhappy husband:
when u want to cheer,,then whats the need of a joke... trust urself..have faith on urself...and say.."I WILL REMAIN HAPPY AT ANY INSTANT OF TIME..." husband: » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « |
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Oct 15 2008, 06:54 PM
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253 posts Joined: Apr 2005 From: Kepong, Kuala Lumpur
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Oct 14 2008, 05:17 PM) what? what? me happy leh.. lookie me new avatar! wah i feel so honoured...  |
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Oct 16 2008, 12:13 PM
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886 posts Joined: Jun 2006 From: MSG Land
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SNAP TO IT
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancée thinks I'm a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?" The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping." The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man. Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in," and she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks, "What the heck was that?" The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping." The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!" |
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Oct 16 2008, 12:23 PM
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886 posts Joined: Jun 2006 From: MSG Land
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A man is about to have sex with a really fat woman, so he climbs on top of her.
"Can I turn the light off?" he asks. "Why?" she replies. "Are you feeling a bit shy?" "No," he says. "Because it's burning my as$!" |
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