
Relationship Joke
Relationship Joke
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Jul 21 2008, 01:50 AM
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Jul 24 2008, 06:35 PM
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@BillySteel
haha nah, it was a forward Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives & salesmen. Now we have a mathematical proof that explains why this is true: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer knows, Work ---------- = Power Time Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have: Work ----------- = Knowledge Money Solving for Money, we get: Work ------------------ = Money Knowledge Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done. Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make. Note: It has been speculated that the reason why Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard's math program was because he stumbled upon this proof as an undergraduate, and dedicated the rest of his career to the pursuit of ignorance. |
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Jul 25 2008, 10:21 AM
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repost la... but i like the way you think
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Jul 26 2008, 10:06 AM
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on her husband's eggs.... ROFL
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Aug 2 2008, 10:12 AM
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hahaha... none of the taximan's friends will ever look at him the same way again
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Sep 10 2008, 06:13 PM
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weih... dam sad lar ur quotes. make me remember my own break up... all ok on ur side onot?
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Oct 3 2008, 06:29 PM
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adam pokai la so rachel tak shiok bayar
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Oct 9 2008, 07:56 PM
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Oct 14 2008, 11:23 AM
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alittlemisfit, use this avatar la, dun so depressed nemore
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Oct 15 2008, 06:54 PM
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Oct 18 2008, 11:19 AM
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rofcmho gua...
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Nov 17 2008, 01:51 PM
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DAMN THAT SONAVABICH CAN DRIVE!!!
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