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bomberkenny
post Jul 19 2007, 10:37 AM

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omg, why does the little brother has vaseline in his room?
airplane glue, that should keep fred and mary out from daily activities for the whole day.
bomberkenny
post Oct 25 2007, 10:09 PM

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lol, after reading so many singh jokes only to notice this is "relationship jokes"
bomberkenny
post Nov 30 2007, 11:31 PM

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double-pane energy efficient kind of window??? lol what's that?
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post Feb 1 2008, 05:54 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Feb 1 2008, 12:16 PM)
Low Energy Problem
A man went to the doctor because he was concerned about his lessening level of energy. He told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
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this joke is just so good!! haven't had a good laugh for long time.
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post Apr 18 2008, 06:21 PM

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I would go for FF as well.....
the best game ever (LOL)
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post Aug 15 2008, 04:37 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Aug 15 2008, 05:12 PM)
And Adam said, "Lord, what is a 'headache?'"
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this must be from the devil.
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post Sep 8 2008, 06:03 PM

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oh fu**, why?
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post Sep 11 2008, 02:43 AM

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maybe alittlemisfit ran out of authentic jokes, starting to do repost and 404 jokes already....

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post Apr 29 2009, 06:32 PM

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QUOTE(8L@Z3 @ Apr 29 2009, 05:43 PM)
i'm assuming the rabbit is blonde as well
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i wonder who's the blonde now.
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post Jul 5 2009, 02:27 AM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jul 4 2009, 12:01 PM)
Friend of the bride
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher.

"Are you a friend of the bride ?" he asked.

"Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's mother."
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I don't get this 1
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post Dec 1 2009, 06:00 PM

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the guy that takes away his awful wife is gonna be someone he is grateful for.
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post Mar 17 2010, 02:26 PM

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QUOTE(Hiwatari @ Mar 17 2010, 03:19 PM)
haha nice
but how did the blind man knows he has 9 kids?
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the children talking among themselves before going onto the bus?
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post Oct 4 2010, 11:35 PM

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dammit, where's the damnating pink ping pong balls?

 

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