Try to catch the rabbit
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

that chickens jokez got cencored ka? i still remember got mahathir, abdullah badawi & samy vellu all gibe their answers

Biology Lesson in Class
> >
> > During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class:
> > "Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?"
> >
> > A student replied: "That's because guys have "balls" and that
> > weighs them down."
> >
> > Teacher: "Then why is that at maturity, guys tend to grow taller
> > than gals?"
> >
> > Student: "That's because gals have breasts and they are heavier than
> > the guy's "balls"
> >
> > Teacher FAINTED

This Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look
> > on his face.
> >
> > "Say,Mom," he asked, "why is my bigger brother named 'Mighty Storm'?"
> > "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.",she replied.
> > "Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?"
> > "Well," his mother answered, "Your father and I were in a cornfield
> > when we made her."
> > "And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?"
> > "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived,"
> > the mother replied.
> > The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are
> > you so curious?!"

Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.

Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven." The Lawyer said, "Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter." Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.

Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"

Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter,

"Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."

one day the russian started a quest to dig the earth and see wat they have.... they dig until 100m and found some copper wire.... and make a statement "Our ppl has been using telephone for communication since 200 yrs ago"

when the american see this.. they start digging too... around it went deep until 500m... and found some fiber optic look a like and claim that "Our ppl has been using fiber optic for communication for 500yrs ago"

looking at both claims... the malaysian started to dig too.... 100m... 500m.... and 800m... they found NOTHING ! u know wat they claim ? "We are already using wireless communication 1000yrs ago"

LOL

Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind?
Husband: that you are a lesbian.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ?
Because the people started licking the wrong side
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Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was afternoon meal
& left leg evening meal what would you prefer?
Boyfriend: Eating between meals

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ..................

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!

Very interesting...
>>>
>>> > ...found on toilet doors and walls
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > A budding poet trying his BEST
>>> >
>>> > Graffiti 1
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > Here I lie in stinky vapour, Because
>>> > some ******* stole
>>> > the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or
>>> > shall I linger, Or
>>> > shall I be forced to use my finger.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this....
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 2
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > Here I sit
>>> > Broken hearted
>>> > Tried to shit
>>> > But only farted
>>>
>>>Some one who had a different experience wrote
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 3
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > You're lucky
>>> > You had your chance
>>> > I tried to fart,
>>> > And shit my pants!
>>> >
>>> > Perhaps it is true that people get inspiration in toilets
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 4
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > I came here
>>> > To shit and stink,
>>> > But all I do
>>> > Is sit and think.
>>>
>>>There are also people who come in for a different purpose
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 5
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > Some come here to sit and think,
>>> > Some come here to shit and stink,
>>> > But I come here to scratch my balls,
>>> > And read the bullshit on the walls...
>>>
>>>Toilets walls are also job advertisement places.......
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 6
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > (written high upon the wall)
>>> > If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department
wants
>>>you.
>>>
>>> > Ministry of environment advertisement
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 7
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > We aim to please!
>>> > You aim too! Please!
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 8
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > Seen above a urinal:
>>> > Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
>>> > We don't piss in your ashtrays!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 9
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > On the inside of a toilet door:
>>> > patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
>>> > entire performance.
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 10
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > A sign at a swimming pool bathroom:
>>> > We don't swim in your toilet, so please
>>> > don't pee in our pool!
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 11
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
>>> > Welcome to our ool.
>>> > Notice there's no P in it.
>>> > Please keep it that way.
>>> > This should teach you a lesson
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 12
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > Sign seen at a restaurant:
>>> > The hands that clean these toilets also make your
>>> > food...please aim properly.

this thing is dedicated to all managers and CEO

no wonder the programmers working like hell...

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Programmer to Team Leader:
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"We CAN NOT do this proposed project. It will involve a major design
change and no one in our team knows the design of this system. Also
nobody in our company knows the language in which this application has
been written. If you ask my personal opinion, the company should never
take this type of project."
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Team Leader to Project Manager:
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"This project will involve a design change. Currently, we don't have any
staff who has experience in this type of work. Also, the language is
unfamiliar to us, so we will have to arrange for some training if we take
this project. In my personal opinion, we are not ready to take on a
project of this nature."
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Project Manager to 1st Level Manager:
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"This project involves a design change in the system and we don't have
much experience in that area. Also, not many people in our company are
appropriately trained for it. In my personal opinion, we would need more
time than usual to complete it."
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1st Level Manager to Senior Level Manager:
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"This project involves design re-engineering. We have some people who
have worked in this area and others who know the implementation
language, so they can train other people. In my personal opinion we
should take this project, but with caution."
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Senior Level Manager to CEO:
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"This project will demonstrate to the industry our capabilities in
remodeling the design of a complete legacy system. We have all the
necessary skills and people to execute this project successfully. Some
people have already given in house training in this area to other staff
members. In my personal opinion, we should not let this project slip by us
under any circumstances."
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CEO to Client:
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"This is the type of project in which our company specializes. We have
executed many projects of the same nature for many large clients. Trust
me when I say that we are the most competent firm in the industry for
doing this kind of work. It is my personal opinion that we can execute this
project successfully and well within the given time frame."

> My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
> > Henny Youngman
> > ---------------------------------------------------------
> > My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney
> > Dangerfield
> > --------------------------------------------------------
> > A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
> > George Burns
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the
> > carburetor". I asked her,"Where's the car?"She replied, "In the lake."
> > Henny Youngman
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
> > Phyllis Diller
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
> > Henny Youngman
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool
>when
>I
> > married you."
> > The husband replied,"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
> > him
>keep
> > her.
> > ---------------------------------------------------------
> > I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months, I don't like to interrupt
> > her.
> > --------------------------------------------------------
> > My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two
> > girlfriends.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it
>since
> > the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
> > You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has,
> > You wish you had ordered that.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
> > married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I' m still paying."
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't
>know
> > his wife until he marries her?
> > Dad: That happens in every country, son.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
> > until
>I
> > got married; then it was too late.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
> > The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same
> > :"You
>can
> > have mine."
> > ---------------------------------------------------------
> > A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
> > "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. "A
> > billionaire." she replied.
> > ---------------------------------------------------------
> > The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get
> > to prove it.
> > --------------------------------------------------------
> > A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,"Dad! I've
> > found a woman just like mother" His father replied,"So what do you
> > want? sympathy?"
> > --------------------------------------------------------
> > Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
> > marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
> > word
>you
> > say, talk in your sleep.
> > ------------------------------------------------------------
> > I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
> > --------------------------------------------------------
> > It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only
> > seems longer.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
> > ---------------------------------------------------------
> > A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful
>house,
> > a big car, the love of a beautiful woman - and then, BAM!, it was all
>gone!"
> > "What happened?" asked his friend. "My wife found out..."
> > ---------------------------------------------------------
> > Just think, if it weren' t for marriage, men would go through life
>thinking
> > they had no faults at all.
> > ---------------------------------------------------------
> > I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both
> > husband and father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of
> > course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> > A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
> > ---------------------------------------------------------
> > A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he
> > wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man
> > thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, give me million dollars and beat
> > me till I'm half dead."
> > ---------------------------------------------------------
> > Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.They've
> > experienced pain and bought jewellery.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > How do most men define marriage?
> > An expensive way to get your laundry done free.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget
> > it once.
> > ---------------------------------------------------------
> > Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your
>parachute
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
> > Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
> >

Do you all know whats the meaning of Just Do It?? Everyone have an image, NIKE?? right.. Lets me post up a pic that Just Do It meanning for..

ALL MEN HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!!
> > >
> > > I have one
> > > Your husband will have one
> > > Your mother uses your father's one
> > > And your auntie use's your uncle's one
> > > A married lady would acquire one
> > > But a divorced would lose her one
> > > A pope doesn't have one
> > > Madonna doesn't have one
> > > The chinese usually have short ones
> > > While the pakistanese ususally have long ones
> > > After your marriage your husband will give you his one?
> > > Longer or shorter you have to take his one
> > > Do you want one?
> > > How long do u want?
> > > Which one is your preferred one?
> > > Long one or short one?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > (see below for the answer)
> > > What are u thinking of?
> > > Are u sure of your answer?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > It's your SURNAME, what are u thinking of?
> > > You dirty mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > hehehehe...........

We SHELL not EXXONerate Saddam Hussein for his actions. We will MOBILize to meet this threat to vital interests in the Persian GULF until an AMOCOble solution is reached. Our best strategy is to BPrepared. Failing that, we ARCOming to kick your ass..."

Singlish vs English

Use Singlish. It~{!/~}s so much cheaper.
Why do we insist on using the Queen~{!/~}s English?
Singlish is so much more economical and effective?
Compare and see!


When going shopping...
Brit : I~{!/~}m sorry, Sir, but we don~{!/~}t seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
S~{!/~}porean: No Stock!

When returning a call...
Brit : Hello, this is Mr Bean. Did anyone page me a few moments ago?
S~{!/~}porean: Hello, who page?

When someone is in the way...
Brit : Excuse me, I~{!/~}d like to get by. Would you please make way?
S~{!/~}porean: Lai, siam! Or Siam, hor! Or Skius!

When someone offers to pay...
Brit : Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
S~{!/~}porean: no need lah

When asking for permission...
Brit : Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
S~{!/~}porean: (while pointing at door) Can pass or not?

When asking to be excused...
Brit : If you would excuse me for a moment, I have to go to the gents/ladies. Carry on without me, it would only take a moment.
S~{!/~}porean: Go toilet. Buay tahan ahh.....

When doubting someone...
Brit : I don~{!/~}t recall you giving me the money.
S~{!/~}porean: Got meh?

When disagreeing on a topic of discussion...
Brit : Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you~{!/~}re coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the policy.
S~{!/~}porean: Talk cock lah you!

When asking someone to lower their voice...
Brit : Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I~{!/~}m trying to concentrate over here.
S~{!/~}porean: Eh, Tiam leh!

When asking someone if he/she knows you...
Brit : Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
S~{!/~}porean: See what see?! BUAY SONG AH?!

you all heard of blonde jokes...well here's a bunch of readhead jokes...

How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something


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If you love a redhead, set her free....if she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

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How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds


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What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A redhead won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.

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What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.

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What's the true definition of a blonde?
Redhead with the fire of passion missing.


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Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.


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What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?
A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied- a redhead let's you leave the bed when she is satisfied.


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Brunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love you...wanna marry?" Blonde after sex: "Next!" Redhead after sex: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, Kid.

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11 women, 10 blondes and 1 redhead, were on a hiking trip the Alps. While crossing a rope bridge, the ropes snapped and all 11 women had to cling to the dangling ropes for dear life. The rope was really stressed from all the weight so and they all knew that someone would have to let go so that the others would live. After a few moments of silence the redhead spoke up and volunteered to let go. She went into a long speech about how she hopes that the sacrifice that she was about to make would be remembered for all time because she would be sending herself to certain death so that more could live on. At that she ended her speech and bowed her head for a dramatic pause, all the blondes are so touched by her willingness to sacrifice her own life started to to cheer and applaud...the redhead is now married to a rich older man.

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How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

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How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowel.


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How do you know when a redhead has been using your computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.


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What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
Normal


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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his redhaired wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his redhead with a pinch on the breast and said "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardner, the poolman and your brother."


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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm bottomless."
With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling "Momma needs a new pair of pants!"
She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers: "YES!
I WIN! I WIN!"
With that she picks up her money and her clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"
The other one answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"


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A redhead found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Saudi a few months ago, so she sends him this care package. He is excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows. He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park. Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees sucking off his best friend. After a few seconds, he does his business in her mouth and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I wanna divorce."


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Upon entering the confessional, a young redhead spilled the beans, admitting: "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me -- seven times." The priest thought long and hard, then said, "Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass, then drink it." The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?" The priest said, "No, but it will wipe the smile off your face."


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Good girls go to heaven, Redheads go where ever they damn well please.


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How many men does it take to please a redhead?
How many you got?


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What do you do when a redhead is pissed at you?
Run like hell and don't look back.


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Redheads are the sweetest most innocent girls.........when they are asleep.

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How do you know when you've had sex with a redhead?
If you are dehydrated, can't walk, and have blood running down your back, you've been with a redhead.


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A redhead's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.

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LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD'S HAPPY ENDING

Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go and visit her grandmother in the forest and her mother said: "You'd better not go out tonight Little Red Riding Hood because the big bad wolf's out and you know what he'll do. He'll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off."

But Little Red Riding Hood pulled out a shotgun and said: "Don't worry Mum, I've got it covered."

So she was walking through the forest when she came across the three little pigs. One of them ran out of the brick house and said, "You shouldn't be out tonight Little RedRiding Hood! The big bad wolf's out and you know what he'll do if he catches you. He'll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off."

So she pulled out the shotgun and said: "Don't worry boys. Got it covered!"

As she continued through the forest she came across the big bad wolf and he said: "You shouldn't have come out tonight Little Red Riding Hood because you know what I'm going to do. I'm going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off."

So she lifted up her little red dress, pulled down her little red panties, lay down on her back with her legs apart, pointed the shotgun at him and said "NO! You're going to eat me like the book says."

A new one..


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