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ALL MEN HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!!
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> > > I have one
> > > Your husband will have one
> > > Your mother uses your father's one
> > > And your auntie use's your uncle's one
> > > A married lady would acquire one
> > > But a divorced would lose her one
> > > A pope doesn't have one
> > > Madonna doesn't have one
> > > The chinese usually have short ones
> > > While the pakistanese ususally have long ones
> > > After your marriage your husband will give you his one?
> > > Longer or shorter you have to take his one
> > > Do you want one?
> > > How long do u want?
> > > Which one is your preferred one?
> > > Long one or short one?
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> > > (see below for the answer)
> > > What are u thinking of?
> > > Are u sure of your answer?
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> > > It's your SURNAME, what are u thinking of?
> > > You dirty mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > hehehehe...........

A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband
> > > is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home
> > > unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom
> > > closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
> > > She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that
> > > the little boy is in there already.
> > > The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> > > The man says, "Yes, it is."
> > > Boy - "I have a baseball."
> > > Man - "That's nice."
> > > Boy - "Want to buy it?"
> > > Man - "No, thanks."
> > > Boy - "My dad's outside."
> > > Man - "OK, how much?"
> > > Boy - "$250"
> > >
> > > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
> > > and the lover are in the closet together.
> > > Boy - "Dark in here."
> > > Man - "Yes, it is."
> > > Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
> > > The lover, remembering the last time, asks the
> > > boy,"How much?"
> > > Boy - "$750"
> > > Man - "Fine."
> > >
> > > A few days later, the father says to the boy,
> > > "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, "I can't ., I sold my baseball and my glove."
> > > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> > > Boy -"$1,000"
> > > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
> > > They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
> > > The boy says, "Dark in here."
> > > The priest says, "Don't start that shit again".

Biology Lesson in Class
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> > During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class:
> > "Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?"
> >
> > A student replied: "That's because guys have "balls" and that
> > weighs them down."
> >
> > Teacher: "Then why is that at maturity, guys tend to grow taller
> > than gals?"
> >
> > Student: "That's because gals have breasts and they are heavier than
> > the guy's "balls"
> >
> > Teacher FAINTED

This Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look
> > on his face.
> >
> > "Say,Mom," he asked, "why is my bigger brother named 'Mighty Storm'?"
> > "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.",she replied.
> > "Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?"
> > "Well," his mother answered, "Your father and I were in a cornfield
> > when we made her."
> > "And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?"
> > "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived,"
> > the mother replied.
> > The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are
> > you so curious?!"

Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind?
Husband: that you are a lesbian.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ?
Because the people started licking the wrong side
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Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was afternoon meal
& left leg evening meal what would you prefer?
Boyfriend: Eating between meals

Very interesting...
>>>
>>> > ...found on toilet doors and walls
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > A budding poet trying his BEST
>>> >
>>> > Graffiti 1
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > Here I lie in stinky vapour, Because
>>> > some ******* stole
>>> > the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or
>>> > shall I linger, Or
>>> > shall I be forced to use my finger.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this....
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 2
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > Here I sit
>>> > Broken hearted
>>> > Tried to shit
>>> > But only farted
>>>
>>>Some one who had a different experience wrote
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 3
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > You're lucky
>>> > You had your chance
>>> > I tried to fart,
>>> > And shit my pants!
>>> >
>>> > Perhaps it is true that people get inspiration in toilets
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 4
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > I came here
>>> > To shit and stink,
>>> > But all I do
>>> > Is sit and think.
>>>
>>>There are also people who come in for a different purpose
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 5
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > Some come here to sit and think,
>>> > Some come here to shit and stink,
>>> > But I come here to scratch my balls,
>>> > And read the bullshit on the walls...
>>>
>>>Toilets walls are also job advertisement places.......
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 6
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > (written high upon the wall)
>>> > If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department
wants
>>>you.
>>>
>>> > Ministry of environment advertisement
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 7
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > We aim to please!
>>> > You aim too! Please!
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 8
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > Seen above a urinal:
>>> > Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
>>> > We don't piss in your ashtrays!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 9
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > On the inside of a toilet door:
>>> > patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
>>> > entire performance.
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 10
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > A sign at a swimming pool bathroom:
>>> > We don't swim in your toilet, so please
>>> > don't pee in our pool!
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 11
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
>>> > Welcome to our ool.
>>> > Notice there's no P in it.
>>> > Please keep it that way.
>>> > This should teach you a lesson
>>> >
>>> > Washroom Graffiti 12
>>> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> > Sign seen at a restaurant:
>>> > The hands that clean these toilets also make your
>>> > food...please aim properly.

ALL MEN HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!!
> > >
> > > I have one
> > > Your husband will have one
> > > Your mother uses your father's one
> > > And your auntie use's your uncle's one
> > > A married lady would acquire one
> > > But a divorced would lose her one
> > > A pope doesn't have one
> > > Madonna doesn't have one
> > > The chinese usually have short ones
> > > While the pakistanese ususally have long ones
> > > After your marriage your husband will give you his one?
> > > Longer or shorter you have to take his one
> > > Do you want one?
> > > How long do u want?
> > > Which one is your preferred one?
> > > Long one or short one?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > (see below for the answer)
> > > What are u thinking of?
> > > Are u sure of your answer?
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> > > It's your SURNAME, what are u thinking of?
> > > You dirty mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > hehehehe...........

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money is bad..


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black Vs white


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posted already... and has a topic of that in Scary Fact

yeah... no BM translation for pc terms...

A Poem of INTI
>>>
>>>At first I love INTI
>>>But INTI loves my money
>>>I ask money from daddy
>>>But daddy asks mummy
>>>Mummy goes to INTI
>>>And find out why INTI's so greedy
>>>The lift always mati
>>>And the guards look like monkey
>>>That's why I started to hate INTI
>>>
>>>INTI don't love me
>>>What for I love INTI
>>>All they need is money
>>>Nothing but money, money and money
>>>
>>>The lecturers teach like bugs bunny
>>>No wonder they're so lousy
>>>And their faces look so funny
>>>Like Talos the mummy
>>>
>>>Futhermore, more more money flows to INTI
>>>But they never plant more trees
>>>All because they want to save money
>>>Make all students feel hot to mati
>>>
>>>First I entered INTI I got no kaki
>>>Later I found someone likes to play tai tee
>>>Then I started don't want to study
>>>Here we can find a lot of kaki judi
>>>That's why we must blame INTI
>>>
>>>Since I entered INTI I cant see any leng lui lili sexy
>>>
>>>Even the lecturers are more pretty
>>>I always want to date them for tea
>>>But I always kejar they always lari
>>>
>>>Dr. Lim from SOLLA always lan si
>>>People said his pucuk already mati
>>>Even Viagra also tak boleh jadi
>>>That's why loh people say he is "cc"
>>>
>>>He likes to tell jokes to everybody
>>>But his joke never funny
>>>Sometimes people thinks that his crazy
>>>Dr. Lim so pity
>>>
>>>INTI's toilets really smelly
>>>No water no api
>>>Even you haven't pee
>>>You want to lari
>>>Always complain they also say soli soli
>>>
>>>Tan yew sing always said his INTI got quality
>>>Instead everyone knows they are lousy
>>>INTI motive just to earn more money
>>>So that they can pay lecturers salary
>>>And INTI share in KLSE can naik lagi
>>>Waterfish like us always press by INTI
>>>Just to tipu more more money
>>>
>>>That is all the story about INTI
>>>Which loves money
>>>But after all I still come to INTI
>>>To contribute money
>>>
>>>
>>>(u r not in INTI?
>>> u r very lucky
>>> coz INTI cant bluff ur money
>>> just cabut n jangan kembali~!!)
>>>
>>>Student of INTI
>>>noway to lari
>>>already jadi SuiYee (waterfish)
>>>plz tell everybody
>>>jangan kena tipu lagi


no offence for inti students...

MEN NEVER LISTEN...............

> > >>A gentleman had a serious problem. He had made several
> > >>attempts to get into the men's restroom, but found it to be
> > >>occupied.
> > >>A lady noticed that he was walking funny, taking small steps, and
> > >>with a look of pain and anxiety on his face.
> > >>
> > >>"Sir," she said, "the ladies restroom is unoccupied. You may use it
> > >>if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
> > >>
> > >>He was about to pop, and would have promised anything, The relief
> > >>was pure joy, and as he sat there, savoring the feeling, he noticed the
> > >>buttons he had promised not to touch. Three white buttons were identified
> > >>by the letters: WW, WA, and PP and there was one red button labeled ATR.
> > >>
> > >>Who would really know if he touched them?
> > >>
> > >>He couldn't just sit there and resist a challenge like this, so he
> > >>pushed the WW button. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his
> > >>bottom. Such a nice feeling came over him, The men's restroom didn't have nice
> > >>things like this.
> > >>
> > >>Anticipating even greater pleasure, he pressed the WA button. Warm
> > >>Air replaced the warm water, wafted and swirled about, gently drying
> > >>his underside.
> > >>
> > >>He knew what he was going to do when the warm air stopped, and
> > >>without hesitation, he pressed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed
> > >>his bottom, adding a fragrant scent of spring flowers to his
> > >>unbelievable pleasure.
> > >>
> > >>The ladies room was far more than a restroom; it was a place of
> > >>tender loving pleasure!
> > >>
> > >>He could hardly wait for the powder puff to quit. When it did, he
> > >>pushed what he knew was going to be the ultimate joy...
> > >>
> > >>He knew he was in the hospital as soon as he opened his eyes.
> > >>A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.
> > >>"What happened? How did I get here? The last thing I remember, I
> > >>was in the ladies restroom!"
> > >>
> > >>"You pushed too many buttons," replied the nurse, as her smirk expanded to a grin. "That last button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

Once upon a time , there lived a happy couple, Mr.
> > & Mrs. Ng with their 3
> > >lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Anele. The 3
> > daughters were brought up in
> > >a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20,
> > they were still virgins.
> > >
> > >Years past, and it was time to get them married.
> > So, the parents found
> > >them the most suitable 'leng chais'. They got
> > married and were preparing
> > >to set-off on their honeymoon. As 'concerned',
> > Mr.& Mrs. Ng were curious
> > >about their daughters' first-night experience. So,
> > before the daughters
> > >went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs. Ng told
> > them...... "Your father
> > >& I want to know about your 1st night encounters
> > and whether you are
> > >satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to
> > raise your husbands'
> > >curiosity...you all must use a code-name to
> > describe your experiences"
> > >
> > >So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed.
> > Mr & Mrs Ng got the
> > >first letter. It was from Elaine. They opened the
> > letter and found the word
> > >STANDARD CHARTERED. They immediately took the
> > >newspaper and looked for Standard Chartered
> > advertisement. Ah! here it
> > >is!!!!, exclaimed Mr. Ng. The motto for Standard
> > Chartered was...."BIG,
> > >STRONG & FRIENDLY"....Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.
> > >
> > >A week later, they got another letter. This time it
> > was from Ena. The
> > >content was simple. "NESCAFE". So, again they took
> > the newspaper and
> > >looked for the Nescafe ad. Ah! here it is.
> > 'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE
> > >LAST DROP'. Mr. & Mrs. Ng jumped in joy.
> > >
> > >Another week passed. A month passed. 2 months
> > passed. There was still no
> > >letter from Anele. The Ngs became worried. Finally,
> > the letter came. It
> > >was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng
> > managed to figure it
> > >out. The code-name was "CATHAY PACIFIC". Mr. Ng
> > rushed to the nearest
> > >store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages
> > frantically.... ah! here it
> > >is!!! Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud.
> > Before she could finish
> > >it......THUMP!!!!!!...she fell off her chair.
> > >The motto is.........." 7 TIMES A WEEK. 3 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP ".