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post Apr 12 2008, 04:21 AM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 10 2008, 01:33 PM)
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
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bob is missing due to?

1. Went hiding (wearing grass)?
2. Killed by his wife?


P/S: I laughed like no body business in my offis.. thumbup.gif
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post Aug 27 2008, 04:45 PM

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Some contributions.. maybe lipost?

A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia
that is - making love to a dead woman.

The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench,
I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing.
Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw
away the key!"

The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:

1. It's none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and.....
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"

So ladies try to move a little during the game!!...........


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post May 9 2009, 03:09 AM

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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost RM1499 to RM1599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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