Doesn't this hold true in general even if the girl isn't a prostitute?

misfit MIA ler, how come one whole month only 1 new joke?

Aiya, don't be lazy la, try google n you'll find plenty.....u think lilmisfit so free meh, everyday got to post jokes

One day there was a boy and a girl in college. They were walking down the street. They had known each other since 2nd grade. While they were walking, the girl asked the boy:

Do you like me?

The boy said :

No.

So they kept on walking. 5 minutes later, she asked again.

Do you like me?

The boy said no again.

Just then an emo guy jumps out of no where and stabs the boy and runs away.

The boy said to the girl:

I don't like you.....I love you...I dont think you are pretty...I think..you are beautiful...

Then he dies.

~~The End~~

gay

ghey

two gay makes one straight

Taken for a ride!!


In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.
Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1, I will show you my legs."

The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs.
Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10, I will show you my thighs,"
and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her undies. Conversation continues, and the men, a bit hot and excited, have all taken off their coats.

Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis."

Naturally, all three fork over the money, and then the girl turns to the window and points to a hospital in the distance and says, "There!"

lmao......this just goes to show.....neva trust a woman

ownage....muahhahah \m/

ROFL. owned.

WRONG!

More like don't think with your smaller head!

when small brain>big brain

you need to be some kinda saint to think with ur big head in dat situation

No need to be a saint just a lil self control.

"you're gonna get raped" i guess

What men wants

Men want 3 qualities in wives:
Economist in kitchen
Artist in home
Devil in bed.

But they get:
Artist in kitchen
Devil in home
Economist in Bed.

woooott!!! keep teh jokes coming!! was reading for 3 weeks.. finally finished 103 pages of jokes..

just wanna say.. Misfit, you rock!! and also to the contributers as well.. haha

it helped pass the time in office a liiittle faster hehehe

Dance Ballerina!!


This large, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless, stained sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a quite unshaven armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar.

"What damn gentleman around here will buy this young lady a drink?" she demands in a deep, gravelly voice. The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her.

The men next to her quickly move away -- mainly because of her body odor. At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunken man slams his hand on the bar and says: "Bartender! Put it on my tab. I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"

The bartender obliges and pours the drink. After she chugalugs the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing her hirsute armpit. "What &%$#@ gentleman around here will buy a #@$%& young lady a drink?" she again asks.

Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says: "Bartender! I`d like to buy that ballerina another drink!" After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk.

"It`s your business," says the bartender, "if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"

"Sir!" replies the drunk, "In my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!"

lol.... good one...ballerina

Nice one~