QUOTE(mrjgx @ Nov 8 2012, 09:45 AM)
Wiggins was experiencing thigh chafing from a fugly big birzman saddle bag, causing him discomfort and didn't see a car coming out from a gas station

why not say he was wearing the wrong oakleys that day... sounds more logical

you can go a step further by saying he was busy scratching his balls due to the abrasion caused by the saddlebag and he spend longer than usual looking down to see where he was scratching due to the fact that he wore the wrong oakleys...
i'm a CSI...i know he was scratching his balls...

evidence of ball scratching by wiggo...
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Of course he only does it while he's home. But as soon as he gets home, he puts on his "comfy pants", which have a stretch waist band and lots of room, so he can shove both arms down there. It annoys me the most when we're having a conversation.
He'll be telling me about his day, and I'll try to pay attention over the Scritch Scritch Scritch.
He thinks I'm being ridiculous when I ask him to stop while I'm watching t.v. Or to wash his hands before putting the dishes up, "it's my balls not my butt".

I know most guys scratch. But I honestly don't remember EVER seeing my dad do it, or hearing my mom complain about my dad doing it. And none of my former BFs have walked around the house with both hands shoved down there.
"it's my balls not my butt".. definitely sounds like him...and obviously... he doesn't only do it at home..
This post has been edited by butthead: Nov 8 2012, 09:55 AM