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> FYI - WHAT TO DO IF STOPPED BY M'SIAN POLICE....

albertykf
post Oct 22 2005, 03:30 PM

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I got a case here even funnier.

my fr was driving and talking on phone, without handsfree tongue.gif , but with loud speaker whistling.gif . Then a police car ask him to stop ny the roadside. A policeman came to him ask ask:"encik, tahu tak apa kesalahan encik buat?" Fr said:" tak tau". then he said:" encik cakap hanpon tak guna hanpree, say akan keluar saman bagi cik"

My fr know he was wrong, coz he read from the paper said, taking with loud speaker is also breaking the laws. Then my fr asked" Tuan, boleh tolong?" tongue.gif .He said:" Tolong? Saya memang suka tolong orang punya." doh.gif. Then my fr asked straight ways:" Berapa baru tuan boleh tolong?" sweat.gif. He said:"kami ada 2 orang, RM50 la." doh.gif biggrin.gif . Then my fr said:"kurang sikit boleh tak...RM30 boleh?" whistling.gif

After a few minutes of "bargain", he agreed to settle with RM30. So my fr looked in his wallet and....Shit.....he only have RM50 notes in his wallet.....Then he said:"Tuan, tak ada wang kecil la." He said:" tak apa, u tunggu." then he went to his car and come back to my fr with RM20..... doh.gif

hahahahaha.....
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post Oct 22 2005, 04:46 PM

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they should look like policeman..or else
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post Oct 22 2005, 04:50 PM

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Aiyaaa..common la.....nowaday traffic policeman very aggreessive leh....bcoz raya is coming....
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post Oct 23 2005, 09:03 PM

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i guess in a way they are respectable. say 1 means 1, say 2 means 2.
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post Oct 24 2005, 06:13 PM

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comman guys...at least i think they are doing u a favor....
30 instead of 300 whistling.gif

me? I've yet to own a car....but yes, i've got summon RM300 for my bike.. also because of shining plate number mad.gif
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post Oct 24 2005, 07:09 PM

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What if you ask if they can tolong, but they don't want to? Will they fine u more for attempt to bribe?

This post has been edited by bkwong: Oct 24 2005, 07:10 PM
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post Oct 24 2005, 09:06 PM

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hmm.....

my Golden Rule

'Sini Ada Rm15, u mau u ambik, u tak mau, u kasih saman, itu saja, u pikir sendiri'
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my golden rule,

"i do wrong, u saman, u mau bagi saman, cepat sikit, kalo tak mau saman ,i mau jalan, masa tak tunggu orang"
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post Oct 24 2005, 09:41 PM

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Wah, i wonder what would be the reaction of the government if someone put a spy cam and purposely get caught by police and caught the police on video showing he accepts bribe and posts it on the local newspaper.
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post Oct 29 2005, 09:48 PM

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QUOTE(Fields @ Oct 24 2005, 09:41 PM)
Wah, i wonder what would be the reaction of the government if someone put a spy cam and purposely get caught by police and caught the police on video showing he accepts bribe and posts it on the local newspaper.
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forget bout it
i wonder what the reaction if they see the posts here
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post Oct 30 2005, 02:11 PM

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well ....i my area of small town....

if a police stopped 10 car in a day, 9 cars goes to the pocket, 1 car left for the station...


they always ask me since i stop by police few times due to many prob of my car la hehehe...

You want fast or slow ? of coz i say fast.
You know what to do? if i say dont know, they will ask for your driving license and give you saman. So i must say how much.

They will say they have how many ppl here, and its up to you.
Normally range from rm20-rm50 ....


everyone knows this is illegal giving rasuah, but who dont want to pay rm50 instead of rm300 saman... if the government trying to stop rasuah, the first thing to do is to reduce the summon price.. hhihi
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post Oct 30 2005, 03:21 PM

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I encounter few cases .. some are very frenly ..
police :" Leng cai , u over speed limit lar... 30 kau tim lar.. "
but this was 3 yrs bck .. now adyas they being very carefull edi
u must ask bang boleh tolong ar?
they answered .. tolong apa
they are waiting for u to offer him .. no more so straight forward jor .. cause they also scare u will report them
and i notice that if 2 cars is using the emergency lane .. the police will alwayz go for the cheaper car.. for eg: MErz and proton .. they will for sure stop the proton.. !!
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post Oct 30 2005, 05:30 PM

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hehe... coz Merz belong to those "big" guys... stop them also no use... those proton cant afford to pay saman... so they will bribe the police
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post Oct 30 2005, 11:57 PM

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I tot JPJ officer are damn strict... But yesterday I took express bus go back penang. Tat bus is bus persiaran without permit 1. Blocked twice, 1 is police, 2nd is JPJ. Both also the bus driver bride. Bride the JPJ officer RM200. All these while, I very respect JPJ officer as they always very strict in doing their road block. Damn they all lar. So dissapointed.
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post Oct 31 2005, 03:28 PM

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should take a digicam record down... then ask the bus driver stop a while.. go down ask them for rm500 in order to delete the bribe section recording, if not you threat them you will report it out...

ahahaah
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post Nov 1 2005, 02:20 AM

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QUOTE(ingjoo @ Oct 31 2005, 03:28 PM)
should take a digicam record down... then ask the bus driver stop a while.. go down ask them for rm500 in order to delete the bribe section recording, if not you threat them you will report it out...

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Arrghh.. Dun 1. It is already slowing down our journey d. vmad.gif Twice u know a not? The barger policeman even ask us our I.C and ask us how much we bought the bus ticket. Ish.. Ppl just 1 balik kampung with peace will do. Dun 1 2 create so much trouble. Not at the right time.
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base on your experience.. so means you been beaten up before and ate those creepy cat? hmm....
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post Nov 2 2005, 06:36 PM

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QUOTE(nerd nation @ Oct 22 2005, 01:46 AM)
The first thing i'd do if i'm stopped by a police is to remove all cash from my wallet leaving only a 10 bucks note. hide the rest of cash elsewhere. then when police asks, i'd just tell him i only have 10 bucks. it works for me many times!
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good practice there thumbup.gif
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well last time i was with my friend..2 of us there and my car stop by police, i did that too... but the police say not enough and ask me to borrow from my friend first.. hahaha so funny
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QUOTE(nerd nation @ Oct 22 2005, 01:46 AM)
The first thing i'd do if i'm stopped by a police is to remove all cash from my wallet leaving only a 10 bucks note. hide the rest of cash elsewhere. then when police asks, i'd just tell him i only have 10 bucks. it works for me many times!
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well thats what i always do when i encounter road block

haha funny lah the story give back 20 ringgit again

well if anyone is rich enuff i would really really love to see people record the police taking bribe down,make sure u make copy too later takut tak ada evidence

well we have advantage u know,
u go photostate one rm 50 note back and front,so we can have the money serial no
and next time kena block just give the 50 buck to the police and next thing u do go to bpr(badan pencegah rasuah) and give them the copy of the rm 50 note that u photostate if u have handphone can record it down also good,record some voice of the police talking to u also can,remember his police id too.
haha he take the money he sial already have to go see bpr tongue.gif



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