My friend had an embarassing experience with the police. He used to drive his manual car. One day, he drove his father's auto to fetched his friends to his house. He didn't realize that he was going more than the speed limit. A police officer stopped him. My friend, first time being stopped by a polica wanted to bribe him, here's how the conversation went

Police : u pandu cepat lar
Friend : Bang, boleh RASUAH ah?
Police : ei....rasuah tak boleh
Friend : oh....
Police gave him the ticket and he went off........

I guess he must be very nervous.

There is one time where I was alone in my car waiting for the traffic light to turn green, suddenly the police officer in front (from his motorcycle) came down & ask me to wind down the window. I thought OH MY GOD, what have I done wrong? I was very, very scared since no one is with me. Guess what? He asked me what is the time now. Then "terima kasih, ya" & return to his bike. I thought "what, you dont have a watch meh?" Actually there is another bike next to that police, I just dont understand why he asked me instead. A friend called me a few hours later, she happened to see me & the police officer that morning. She asked me what happen, you looked really scared this morning. I said yeah, I was very very very scared. So malu....

he's trying to said that he is a sarjan's son.
maybe the cop know them & let him pass.

i have a friend pulled over & not wearing seat belt.
was so gelabah then lower the window.
the cop said "nanti malam datang rumah ye"
hahaha!

just to add another police station
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Tell ur friend not to be too straight forward... Police nowadays damn scare d leh... As their image spoilt liao...

ok my turn to tell my story.

i was stopped by the police somewhere near highway on the way to batucave from kepong at 11pm . It was a roadblock , and i was speeding . this was near hari raya last year . he ask me for my license and I/C , i did the usual was very cool , switch on the cabin light then proceed to search for my ic and license , he ask me where i work and as what , then ask me " ni kalau saman boleh ke ? raya nanti tak susah hati ? " i answer " kalau dah kena saman tak pe la encik , saman lah " then he look at my road tax and plate number . i though i was going to get a summon . Then he wave me to go . phewwww selamat duit aku .

just be pleasant to them and smile a lot . lol

p.s im a guy , if ur thinking that i use my gender to get pass this police. hehe

hmm.... i think the best part is ask the police nicely what have you done, and if you are really wrong, should get a saman and tell the police you wont make the same mistake again... no point showing other ppls how you "rasuah" the police... should get legal knowledge

yeah. i dont realy hv the ball to try to rasuah them.
dont want to b dragged to the BPR.
if they ask for it, then it'll be a bit fine..

i got stopped by 6 policemen cause' i went into a no entry alley. they asked me out of the car straight & checked my car , pockets & was trying to make me nervous as if I was drug trafficking or something but I do know what I did wrong & wasn't panic. instead i just act innocent & dumb so that they wont(hopefully) have the heart to do anything funny like putting drugs into my pocket & frame me.

so after that they started to act as if they're going to give me a fine & i was expecting one( i havent encounter these situation before this ) . they were walking around trying to tell me that my license will be P license would be taken away if i get fined for bending the rules for more than 3 times. they just kept repeating the same thing while holding the pen & a book without writing anything as if they were waiting for me to say something & in the end 1 of them just pop out the question; "Kau mau jadi kawan , atau mau kena saman?"

then i was like oHHHhhhh... "mau jadi kawan cam mana?"
replied : "ter pulang kepada mu la..."

i pulled out RM50 & they were like "ohhh tak perlu begitu banyak!"
then i asked them how much they want... they said just 20...
wtf 6 of them, all this just for 20 bucks?!
then they asked me "Kau puaskah?"
maybe they were afraid that i will report or something.. after that they just went off as if nothing happened

This post has been edited by tonYe: Dec 30 2005, 04:03 AM

there is another trick...but it doesn't work everytime. lets say ur car modded some illegal things, such as vip tinting, or muffler, and if u r a student... when police stop... act innocent... tell him that u r still student and tell him this is not your car, tell that its your brother's car or some one else car and u just happen to drive it today... tell him " bang, saya tak tahu la.. sorry la..." just keep on begging for sympathy...it might work....

such a 'kind' policeman, i thought they will demand for more seeing u taking out RM50 immediately...

Wow ! Since when LYN became a forum to teach us how to bribe ???

Actually, try not to do silly things with the police like TABIK TUAN, YA TUAN, BAIK TUAN. You will kena lagi teruk from them.

Begging for sympathy will definitely work if you are a pretty lady
When going out at night in a group, we will usually ask our lady friends to drive. Any roadblock gerenti pass punya!

Not to teach actually. Just to share some of their experiences.

Atually it's depends on which policeman you are in...
some policeman even let you go without anything...... some good one....

From my experience, i never met a GOOD policeman before
10 out of 10 policemen sure want i "belanja" them minum 1..
The only thing u can negotiate is the "kopi duit" only..

Waahh, u really lucky eh.. Lucky they didnt say RM20 each. U r the luckiest 1 i ever seen. 6 policemen usually kena very teruk2

Because u r not female and u are not eng tau enuff?

i got block by police 2 time...!!!but no saman.....coz police say wana minum kopi....damn!!!

This case happened to me before, at federal's subang toll, heading towards klang. On the way back after bbq about 1am plus. speeding over speed limit and the officer ask me to stop. i ask "Boleh Tolong?" He said 50, i asked "Boleh Kurang?" student lar (in fact im not) Then he said 30, I say "20 lar", then he said OK. unfortunately i left all RM50 notes and I asked him "ada tukar?" he said Ada. lolz....

Bring them to coffee bean or starbuck then

Waahh, all RM50? If I m the policemen, I will said u sudah kaya, tak payah discount dah...

next time just say " boleh tolong tak" then maybe he will say "apa tolong u mau" or "macam mana tolong" then u say the price for this tolong. example if me, i will say "RM50 ok?" or RM50 boleh tak?"... if he say ok... then u put the money under ur IC or license then pass to him