I got a case here even funnier.

my fr was driving and talking on phone, without handsfree , but with loud speaker . Then a police car ask him to stop ny the roadside. A policeman came to him ask ask:"encik, tahu tak apa kesalahan encik buat?" Fr said:" tak tau". then he said:" encik cakap hanpon tak guna hanpree, say akan keluar saman bagi cik"

My fr know he was wrong, coz he read from the paper said, taking with loud speaker is also breaking the laws. Then my fr asked" Tuan, boleh tolong?" .He said:" Tolong? Saya memang suka tolong orang punya." . Then my fr asked straight ways:" Berapa baru tuan boleh tolong?" . He said:"kami ada 2 orang, RM50 la." . Then my fr said:"kurang sikit boleh tak...RM30 boleh?"

After a few minutes of "bargain", he agreed to settle with RM30. So my fr looked in his wallet and....Shit.....he only have RM50 notes in his wallet.....Then he said:"Tuan, tak ada wang kecil la." He said:" tak apa, u tunggu." then he went to his car and come back to my fr with RM20.....

hahahahaha.....