"currently deceased gf" is so disturbing... it's like she died and you still date her... rip. but anyway, i thought it wasn't hiv?

yeah she died last month.. car accident :/

im fukken lol at this

More please, best thread.

i wear t-shirt terbalik and my friend ask, u wear terbalik liao?

i reply: No, is style




the truth is terbalik liao

This post has been edited by nicole_4ever: Nov 17 2012, 02:16 AM

it happened during my school time
i stay at hostel, bek from school time i go toilet
then go eating hall, got akak akak staring at me, face like wan to curse me
i so pelik la why? then eventually see i din zip my pants
damn

Soo heres my story..

So..i always belagak mcm datin la kononnya..
Talking while walking with 1 male friend n bf..

Siap with the pinky finger terayun2..
Tetiba my friend take a short cut way..
Its was dark n just very dim light from the road light..
Then suddenly i heard kuat sgt 'badaboomm'..

I pun pandai2 tengok n wanna help my friend..
I thought it was all semen..cz dark ma..
Manatau longkang..

Xjadi tolong..dua2 kaki masuk longkang..

Maluuu laaa..BF dok gelak je semacam..
He told me.."thats why..i told u alrdy wait..pandai2 wanna go.."

Stupiak punya fake datin
Nk belagak..habis jatuh longkang dlu..

my friends apartment got many floors, so if going from 30th floor to Ground floor for example, the lift move VERY fast...

so i just went there to smoke some greens, and was a bit high... then leaving time, i left with another friend... but i said "im too high"... he said "nvm, just ciao"... then masuk the lift...

it went down so quickly, my head also spinning, and i puked inside the lift...

after that reach ground floor, got ppl masuk after me, i just buat bodoh and walk out... i dono wat they must be thinking when they went in...

This post has been edited by PS3.Gamer: Nov 17 2012, 03:53 AM

i jadi peyambut tetamu at my company opening ceremony, go open some big shot punya car door.. some more is vellfire's door.. i dint know it's automatic, i push n tarik.. frens behind laughing like fuk

most embarrasing??

caught jerking off in public!

went into ioi mall male's toilet like a boss, it was nobody inside since its still early, saw a bowl and thought it was prepared for little kids and ignored it.. came out frightened an uncle as he thought he went in the wrong gender, but he pointed me the male sign, in fact it was me who went in wrongly.. :/ cant wait to dig a hole n bury my head by that time..

Went cinema buy movie ticket. I want seat D3 and D4.. I accidentally said to counter i want dee thirty four.. Almost died , the cashier girl and my girlfriend kenot tahan laugh kau kau..

few years back , my 21st birthday , got knock out by friends and drunk so bad till cant even walk , my buddy decide to check both of us to a hotel . woke up early and found free breakfast coupon , went alone for breakfast since the fella still sleeping and not wanting to take the keycard out because it cut the electricity , after finish breakfast with hangover mode , blur blur reach my room go ring the room bell in attempt to wake the fella to open the door , ring few times no respond , thinking he still in deep sleep , from knocking the door until kickin and whacking the door as if i wanted to break the door , then suddenly the opposite room open the door and my friend said what the f*** u doing ? then push him inside and shut the door quietly . peek thrue the peephole and saw the opposite room occupant opened the door with his towel on . hahahahaha

lololol

I never been caught in public b4.

yeah , forgotten the part where when i was attempting to break down the door , i was yelling his name as if he killed my whole family .

Jatuh tangga dalam lecture hall,dah la masuk lambat pastu satu kelas + lecturer gelak + kena bahan sepanjang kelas.

Last new year.i was in genting.celebrate there. tak tahan kencing, pippu tepi jalan,ada longkang. after finish,just saw 2 girls just next me standing at their car.

so malu, they saw my dicx. nasib mine panjang.they smile to me. ahaks

so u a rapist now?

Ok many years ago, when I was in Diploma and still stupid..

One day I attend the livestock class , that day we have some lab work to do. The assignment is to slaughter a kambing and then take out its organ to do some lab work. Really pity that kambing, need to die just because of our lab work.

Then after the kambing die, the uncle lab assistant (who have a typical butcher look) took out the kambing organ for us to take pic and do notes. Suddenly that uncle put one batang one the table to let us see, since I cannot recognize what organ is that and didn't saw from where he took that thing out, so I also ask him: Ini organ apa ah? (what organ is this?)... The uncle reply me: Ini batang kambing (this is goat's peniss).. since my bahasa is very lauyah that time so i also don't understand and keep asking: apa itu batang ah?... because I tot its like counting satu batang, dua batang.. and teacher said if not understand then must keep asking so I also keep asking him: Ini apa batang? apa batang Ini... then the uncle lab assistant lost his patient and said: Ini lanjiao kambing la... lanjiao tau? Tau apa itu lanjiao?!

I was like speechless and fcuking embarrassssssssing that time and I think I was fcuking really pissed him off that time.

This post has been edited by yehlai: Nov 19 2012, 02:42 AM