still remeber was i was 16.

i have a nearsight.

that night i had a dinner with my family at restaurant.
forgot bring my spectacles. my dad ask me to get tissue from the other table (got couple at that table)

so i just walked go to take tissue while my sight is not so clear.
im just take that tissue, then the man on that table, hold that tissue from me.

"erm, that my tissue, i used that, nah take new one" he tell me and give me the new pack one

felt like wanna bury my face in the ground

This happen at Carrefour Subang Jaya, during they just started to use the money-trolley system. Like if u wanna use the trolley, u need to insert a coin, upon returning the trolley, u get ur coin back.

This incident happen like ~10yrs ago i think. I'm at standard 3 at that time, IIRC. That time, the trolley need RM1 to release the chain so the trolley can be used. So to us, RM1 is like so damn big money, can buy lots of junk food, during back at the day.

So I saw this one trolley unattended at parking area. I thought the owner just leave it there, so who return it back would get the money. So i just walk to the trolley like a bawse, trying to take it. I'm even literally already holding the trolley bar. Mana tahu, suddenly this one chinese girl scream "ITU TROLLEY SAYA!!", so loud until the parking area echoing. And the mum scold me in chinese language. I quickly replied "Saya nak tolong hantarkan jer" and quickly walk away.

Damn malu wehhhh......

kecik2 lagi dah ada ciri2 pencuri.... sekarang dah jadi perompak ke?

after clubbing at nite go parking take car suddenly needed to go ..while letting go a girl opposite my car start her car and beam me...then she pass tru say 'fuu yoo so tough' ....i sikit malu ...

Like a girl very much, go and buy a cute teddy bear at christmas for her, reach her "said it for you" and the girl smile and ask me why? And she said "I can't accept this" and I suddenly stunt and I said it's christmas gift and walk out like an idiot for the rest of my life, not dare to do that ever again! Now after 15 years past, I have became a stone heart person whenever I see female, I HATE THEM!!!

this morning when fetching wifu to work,

when arrive opis, raining pulak,

so got the payung get her out,

while walking walking,

dont know why stim pulak,

she saw her colit without payung

waiting at teksi stand, wifu say wanna

payung her skali, dh keras sangat jln pun payah,

so serow serow walk walk three of us in raining

with payung, rasa malu je 

One time after shopping , i went to my car at the carpark. The car park was crowded to this guy who wanted to park drove towards my car because i was leaving. i went to my car and pressed the unlock button. nothing happened. pressed again few times. still nothing. i got annoyed and tried yanking the handle. Then, it struck me, i looked carefully inside. It was not my car. And all this while that guy was waiting and watching. I put a poker face and walked away to find my car. ow wai..

Ok many years ago, when I was in Diploma and still stupid..

One day I attend the livestock class , that day we have some lab work to do. The assignment is to slaughter a kambing and then take out its organ to do some lab work. Really pity that kambing, need to die just because of our lab work.

Then after the kambing die, the uncle lab assistant (who have a typical butcher look) took out the kambing organ for us to take pic and do notes. Suddenly that uncle put one batang one the table to let us see, since I cannot recognize what organ is that and didn't saw from where he took that thing out, so I also ask him: Ini organ apa ah? (what organ is this?)... The uncle reply me: Ini batang kambing (this is goat's peniss).. since my bahasa is very lauyah that time so i also don't understand and keep asking: apa itu batang ah?... because I tot its like counting satu batang, dua batang.. and teacher said if not understand then must keep asking so I also keep asking him: Ini apa batang? apa batang Ini... then the uncle lab assistant lost his patient and said: Ini lanjiao kambing la... lanjiao tau? Tau apa itu lanjiao?!

I was like speechless and fcuking embarrassssssssing that time and I think I was fcuking really pissed him off that time.